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Topic: Dear Mortious
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-21-2006 04:43:55 PM
What the hell is the matter with the UK?

Say what you want about American violence, but at least we attack people for something wortwhile.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 06-21-2006 04:45:15 PM
Yeah, like being gay!
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-21-2006 04:48:22 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Karnaj!
Yeah, like being gay!

Self-defense. I smashed your face in to protect my precious butthole.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 06-21-2006 04:50:40 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan put down Tada! magazine long enough to type:
Self-defense. I smashed your face in to protect my precious butthole.

Yeah, but you smashed my face WITH your butthole!

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-21-2006 04:51:51 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Tron:
Yeah, but you smashed my face WITH your butthole!

The theory of negative reinforcement.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 06-21-2006 04:56:17 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan still thinks SARS jokes are topical, as evidenced by:
The theory of negative reinforcement.

The only thing it reinforced was the tent I was pitching in my gymnast's unitard.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 06-21-2006 04:58:52 PM
Hmm, sounds like a couple of the occasional roughings-up by random Scots that I saw occasionally in my half-year in Scotland. Usually Scotland-England rivalry just consists of cussing each other out and graffiti in bathroom stalls, that kinda thing.

But unfortunately there are occasionally odd beatings by assholes against completely innocent people. Heck, there was a student who was beaten so badly in Edinburgh University's George Square that he needed facial surgery. He was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

These things are usually done by low-income, low-educated people who had a bit too much to drink. I've often heard of this kind of people being labeled as a NEDs/NonEducated Delinquent in Scotland, but England has 'em too, I think called 'chavs'. Basically not unlike similar people and events in the US.

I think this is getting media attention solely because both people were attacked while wearing England soccer shirts. Random beatings have been a problem for police in Aberdeen, Edinburgh, and especially Glasgow for a long time. This is nothing new really. Does that make Britain fucked up? Maybe, but the US has had plenty of similar stuff, football or soccer related or no.

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-21-2006 05:13:06 PM
One of the many reasons I hate football (soccer) and its knuckle-dragging following.
Steven Steve
posted 06-21-2006 05:20:39 PM
Yes, they are well known facts that football is Europe's NASCAR and that all youths in Scotland are neds.
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BetaTested
Not gay, but loves the cock!
posted 06-21-2006 05:49:58 PM
It's halfway interesting to listen to the European guys on TeamSpeak while I'm playing EvE. Half of them only talk about football as of recently. And the other day one of them was really depressed because his team lost.


This also reminds me of what's his face's pitch on Orcs in the new WarHammer MMO. Fuckin hooligans.

It'd be nice if these jerks that did it would get caught and punished, but it probably won't happen Feel sorry for the kid tho. Seriously messed up to smack a kid for wearing an opposing teams shirt.


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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-21-2006 05:55:51 PM
quote:
Fazum'Zen Fastfist said:
all youths in Scotland are neds.

I don't know if you were being sarcastic, because this statement is more or less pretty accurate.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-21-2006 06:18:17 PM
FREEDOOOOOOOM
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 06-21-2006 06:24:26 PM
Eh, I met a bunch of friendly and nice people at the U.Edinburgh who were native Scots, but then again, the people who do this shit aren't them Guys my age I met on the street and in pubs were a huge range of personalities, but at least most were at least polite.

I did see a bunch of neds, but it's not like they're hard to miss since most dress and behave alike...kinda the UK version of wiggers. The sort who will cuss you out twelve ways as you pass them on the street while waving the 40oz they have in their hand, if not outright threaten you. Charming. But thankfully generally avoidable.

But they're in England too...saw em in York and London.

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 06-22-2006 03:53:46 PM
Yeah, i'd like football much better if it wasn't supported by utter yahoos. I'd also like to disagree with the "all young scots are neds" quote. I'd say England is just as bad.

Edit: the only problem I have with Ed. Uni is that their archery team is rather good. Fuckers.

leckzilla! fucked around with this message on 06-22-2006 at 03:55 PM.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-22-2006 05:12:12 PM
wtf is a "ned"
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
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Steven Steve
posted 06-22-2006 05:14:32 PM
Non-educated youth

They're pasty skinny annoying kids who go around and get drunk all the time and hassle old people.

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"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-22-2006 05:53:36 PM
quote:
Fazum'Zen Fastfist wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Non-educated youth

They're pasty skinny annoying kids who go around and get drunk all the time and hassle old people.


ahhhh

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Steven Steve
posted 06-22-2006 06:45:36 PM
Err, Non-Educated Delinquent, whoops
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 06-23-2006 04:05:13 PM
quote:
Fazum'Zen Fastfist's fortune cookie read:
They're pasty skinny tracksuit-wearing slightly inbred looking annoying kids who go hang around parks, get drunk on cheap lager all the time and hassle old people anyone within a half mile radius. They would also have absolutely no qualms about mugging your grandmother for the £2 in her purse.

Also i'd have described them as Britain's version of white trash. Because whilst you see similar dressed youths of an asian background only white chavs can truly pull off the "scum of society" thing they've got going on.

leckzilla! fucked around with this message on 06-23-2006 at 04:07 PM.

Steven Steve
posted 06-23-2006 04:06:46 PM
THUG LAAAAAAAIFE
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 06-23-2006 07:19:00 PM
Hey, Mort. What do brits call American Football again? I forgot and it was bothering me.
Steven Steve
posted 06-23-2006 07:45:44 PM
Rugby with strap ons
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-25-2006 10:58:05 AM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough said:
Hey, Mort. What do brits call American Football again? I forgot and it was bothering me.

We call it.. wait for it.. American Football.

Steven Steve
posted 06-25-2006 02:02:25 PM
I think he's trying to think of what the snobby Oxford cunts call it in mock condescension because they play hard sports like cricket or something.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 06-26-2006 01:20:14 AM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about pies:
We call it.. wait for it.. American Football.

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