(Also, get on Yahoo more often.)
That, or drink a lot of Manhattans.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
I think that would be an interesting cosmetic surgery market.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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3/4 oz sweet vermouth
2 1/2 oz bourbon whiskey
1 dash Angostura® bitters
1 maraschino cherry
1 twist orange peel
Why wouldn't this work? I mean everybody knows chocolate changes the flavor, why wouldn't eating a lot of cherries?
Besides, I'm sure she wouldn't mind an excuse to consume alcohol.
I'll let you guys know how well it works.
Also, what the fuck. Fazum'Zen Fastfist fucked around with this message on 06-19-2006 at 11:26 AM.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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El Cuchillo put down Tada! magazine long enough to type:
Why wouldn't this work? I mean everybody knows chocolate changes the flavor, why wouldn't eating a lot of cherries?Besides, I'm sure she wouldn't mind an excuse to consume alcohol.
I'll let you guys know how well it works.
1 cherry vs. 2 jiggers of alcohol? Dude, her vag is going to smell like whiskey before it smells like fruit. 
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj attempted to be funny by writing:
1 cherry vs. 2 jiggers of alcohol? Dude, her vag is going to smell like whiskey before it smells like fruit.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.
Drunk girl--who wants to see if she tastes like cherries--in my apartment. Do you not see the value in this prospect?
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
Update: Pvednes has still not responded. Where's my genetics solution, good sir?
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj said this about your mom:
Even Aussies need their beauty sleep.
I don't think there's anything beautiful about Pvednes. Then again maybe that's why he needs the sleep.
If that's your girlfriend there, tell her that her hair is "glam," then call her a retard. Fazum'Zen Fastfist fucked around with this message on 06-19-2006 at 02:50 PM.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Fazum'Zen Fastfist had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
If that's your girlfriend there, tell her that her hair is "glam," then call her a retard.
No, that's not my girlfriend.
You're focusing too much on the hair and not enough on the finger. Do I need to draw you a diagram?
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Then why did you try to fuck him like a bitch, Mr. Parcelan?
What the fuck is it with idiots that somehow think anything less than a Norweigan man having sex with a tank is edgy?
I find Black's almost girlish hips to be pretty edgy.
It's not something people hear about.
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Sean had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I find Black's almost girlish hips to be pretty edgy.
Black is the new LeMiere.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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We were all impressed when Suddar wrote:
Faz is such an internet male. I think she's pretty hot.
Maybe YOU need a little Faz treatment, then.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
So it's not like we could take cherry genes and implant them in her via a modified retrovirus or anything, because there is no gene responsible for that taste.
I suppose science could manufacture such a gene but I'm pretty sure that creating new genes out of whole cloth is still a while away yet.
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Maradon! had this to say about Tron:
I think the problem lies in the fact that the taste of maraschino cherries is manufactured and actually has little to do with the cherries so much as the sugary coctail they're kept in.So it's not like we could take cherry genes and implant them in her via a modified retrovirus or anything, because there is no gene responsible for that taste.
I suppose science could manufacture such a gene but I'm pretty sure that creating new genes out of whole cloth is still a while away yet.
Oh ok cool thanks Pv... wait a minute.
Get out of my thread. 
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Aw, geez, I have Maradon! all over myself!
Is it because she resembles Dina from "Salute Your Shorts"?
Best show ever.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Fazum'Zen Fastfist attempted to be funny by writing:
Ha ha. And I'm afraid you are going to have to draw me a diagram, Cuchillo. Why is this brash and sassy young gal extending her middle finger in defiance? Is it in rebellion of grown-ups? Is she a gangsta?
Don't read into it too much. It's really very straightforward. El Cuchillo fucked around with this message on 06-19-2006 at 04:26 PM.
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Karnajing:
Best show ever.
Agreed, rivaled only by the classic "Pete & Pete"
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Maradon! still thinks SARS jokes are topical, as evidenced by:
Agreed, rivaled only by the classic "Pete & Pete"
They filmed some of the episode with the always-ringing phone at the abandoned drive-in a few miles from where I grew up. I was proud of that for years.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Thread Hijack in Progress I think of all the shows they played on Nick that I miss the most, I'd have to say Danger Mouse.
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El Cuchillo wrote this then went back to looking for porn:Thread Hijack in Progress
I think of all the shows they played on Nick that I miss the most, I'd have to say Danger Mouse.
Man, that girl in your avatar has some crrrrazy hair!
