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Topic: Happy Fathers Day
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 06-18-2006 11:23:43 AM
So what are you doing for your dads today?

I made him a cheesy card that says you're a super dad with bad clip art and it says I'm gonna take him to see Superman Returns when it comes out.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-18-2006 11:25:02 AM
Buying him a DS Lite and some games for it.
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 06-18-2006 11:26:09 AM
30th anniversary edition of Blazing Saddles.
Peter
Pancake
posted 06-18-2006 12:38:14 PM
My old man is out of the state right now visiting my relatives, but I have 2 nice shirts for him. One is a Hawaiian style with tuna, wahoo and strippers on it, and a T-shirt with a tuna that says "Got Wasabi" on it. Also I went to his place and mowed the lawn and washed his truck. I went to his slip and cleaned all the bright work and washed and waxed the topside and hull on his boat. Finally, being the dutiful son, I called him to wish him a happy father’s day.
Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 06-18-2006 12:53:33 PM
I ordered my dad the Binary dad shirt from Thinkgeek but alas, it is back ordered for a couple of weeks.

But, he has taken my wee one for the next two weeks which he says is the best gift ever. *shrug*

Sean
posted 06-18-2006 02:22:30 PM
How is it Kloie and I are the only two buying good gifts?

I got the old man a new Case knife. Those things kick so much ass.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 06-18-2006 02:25:06 PM
quote:
Sean had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
How is it Kloie and I are the only two buying good gifts?

I got the old man a new Case knife. Those things kick so much ass.


My dad will be thrilled to see Superman Returns.

he hasn't seen a movie in the theatre in god knows how long. Thanks work.

Mr. Gainsborough fucked around with this message on 06-18-2006 at 02:25 PM.

Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 06-18-2006 02:28:35 PM
Me and my brothers are pooling together to get our old man a new La-z-Boy recliner.
"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 06-18-2006 02:31:56 PM
quote:
Sean had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
How is it Kloie and I are the only two buying good gifts?

I got the old man a new Case knife. Those things kick so much ass.


Sad part is, even though he loves the movie, he will probably never even open it. Which is why I only spent $10 on it.

Led
*kaboom*
posted 06-18-2006 02:57:35 PM
Wondering what it is like to have a dad

Maybe I should go steal someone elses for a day, and give him stuff.

Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 06-18-2006 03:16:08 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Led was all like:
Wondering what it is like to have a dad

Maybe I should go steal someone elses for a day, and give him stuff.


You can call me Daddy.

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 06-18-2006 03:20:24 PM
Calling and figuring out what the hell I'm going to do, since he's in Kansas and I am most definitely not.
Suddar
posted 06-18-2006 03:23:49 PM
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-18-2006 03:39:53 PM
I'm wondering what kind of sanctions I can impose on that smiley.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 06-18-2006 03:45:09 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I'm wondering what kind of sanctions I can impose on that smiley.

b7

Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 06-18-2006 03:59:30 PM
quote:
Sean had this to say about dark elf butts:
How is it Kloie and I are the only two buying good gifts?

I got the old man a new Case knife. Those things kick so much ass.


Sez you. My dad will be tickled when he gets his shirt. He's a code monkey, yo!

Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 06-18-2006 04:40:49 PM
Ignoring him mostly.

Took my grandpa a bottle of Cars wine though.

Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 06-18-2006 04:42:00 PM
I worked today. 12 hour shift. I managed to call him up...sometime around lunch, I think. I dont know, I was up the ass end of a jet all day.
"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 06-18-2006 04:54:01 PM
Me and my sister bought nice steaks and bbqed them up for him with mushrooms and onions. Oh, and a home made card.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 06-18-2006 05:04:52 PM
BBQ, and I got him a wireless indoor/outdoor speaker.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

nem-x
posted 06-18-2006 05:15:50 PM
quote:
Liam had this to say about Robocop:
Me and my sister bought nice steaks and bbqed them up for him with mushrooms and onions. Oh, and a home made card.

You are the worst son ever.

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 06-18-2006 11:08:19 PM
quote:
nem-x is attacking the darkness!
You are the worst son ever.
Nah. Some parents just have so much stuff they don't use that all they really want is a nice meal prepared by somebody else.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

nem-x
posted 06-18-2006 11:34:44 PM
quote:
This one time, at `Doc camp:
Nah. Some parents just have so much stuff they don't use that all they really want is a nice meal prepared by somebody else.

You are the worst poster ever.

Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 06-18-2006 11:36:19 PM
Helped him with yardwork by sawing up all the dead branches he had cut down, then we both took a swim in the pool. Afterwards the family had dinner out at a steak place called Wildfire. And though I was the one who did the legwork to go get it, we got him a 30GB iPod, car adapter and case for it, and Santana's latest CD.
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Demos
Pancake
posted 06-19-2006 03:13:58 AM
Last cubs game I was at, I won a ball autographed by Greg Maddux (both my father and I are huge cubs fans), so he got that, a framed certificate of authenticity and a card.
"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-19-2006 12:14:34 PM
quote:
nem-x got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
You are the worst poster ever.

Seconded.

Blackened
posted 06-19-2006 01:00:12 PM
I told him I'd call him today or tomorrow.

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
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