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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 06-12-2006 01:09:51 PM
Do you, when you're in a public restroom and have to use a toilet to pee instead of a urinal, pee as hard as you can in the deepest part of the water so your dick sounds bigger?

Personally, I find that I do it about half the time. The other half I usually just piss on the seat and the handle.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



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Arttemis
Not Squire... but a guitar!
posted 06-12-2006 01:12:59 PM
Never thought about it, really. Now that you've suggested it though, I just may find myself doing it in the future.
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Timpofee
Mancake
posted 06-12-2006 01:16:41 PM
Constantly!
Actually i bring my own bucket full of water just to get that much more echo to it.. i find that increases my peen's Sonic size by 20%!
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 06-12-2006 01:18:14 PM
No, just the seat and the handle for me.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Sean
posted 06-12-2006 01:20:50 PM
I pee as hard as I can so I can get the fuck out of there as fast as I can. I hate public restrooms.

At a urinal I stand back as far as I can and try to arc it just inside the lip. You know, like our usual watersports.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.
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Suddar
posted 06-12-2006 01:20:53 PM
Usually I just aim for the outside edges of the water to minimize the noise. I've never really worried about making my dick sound bigger, I'm not terribly insecure about it.
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Blackened
posted 06-12-2006 01:24:51 PM
Since when did a louder pissing noise equal a bigger dick?

It's funny that you came to this conclusion somehow


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 06-12-2006 01:52:31 PM
quote:
And now, we sprinkle Blackened liberally with Old Spice!
Since when did a louder pissing noise equal a bigger dick?

It's funny that you came to this conclusion somehow

I wasn't thinking louder, so much as deeper.

Deeper noise = thicker stream of pee = bigger dick.

Listen, if I got paid for all the time I think about cock, I'd be retired by now. But still thinking about cock.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



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Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 06-12-2006 02:03:47 PM
So was getting married some kind of cover up so people wouldn't know that you're a fag?
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Sean
posted 06-12-2006 02:05:24 PM
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Monica got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
So was getting married some kind of cover up so people wouldn't know that you're a fag?

We don't know it's a lady.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.
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Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 06-12-2006 03:07:25 PM
edit: i changed my answer to no

Liam fucked around with this message on 06-12-2006 at 03:08 PM.

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DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 06-12-2006 05:08:16 PM
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Karnaj had this to say about John Romero:
I usually just piss on the seat and the handle.
roit, less bash 'is noggin
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Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 06-12-2006 05:30:11 PM
I usually try to pee and break up the cigarette butt that someone has left floating in the toilet.
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-12-2006 05:32:33 PM
Usually in the bowl, but not in the water. Doing it into the water from a height makes it splash up everywhere and that's not fun to see on hardwood bathroom floors.
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Not A Winner
posted 06-12-2006 07:15:06 PM
I try and piss over the stall wall to try and get it in the other toilet.
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Maradon!
posted 06-12-2006 11:41:14 PM
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Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Mr. John Q. Gainsborough Esq. III who doth quote:
I try and piss over the stall wall to try and get it in the other toilet.

I call it bathroom gunbound

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