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Topic: How Parcelan Sees the World (animal kingdom)
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-06-2006 01:26:26 AM
This is the world through my eyes, how I see everything and everyone in it.

Gains

"Let me touch your bathing suit area."

Sean

"I want to rock and roll all night!"

nem-x

"IMBRUGLIA!"

JooJooFlop

"Hello, friends."

Lyinar

" "

More to come as events warrant.

Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 06-06-2006 at 01:26 AM.

nem-x
posted 06-06-2006 01:57:54 AM
Sean
posted 06-06-2006 02:01:08 AM
And party every day.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Maradon!
posted 06-06-2006 02:01:46 AM
pretty much spot-on so far
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-06-2006 02:17:58 AM
Parcelan

"Duuuuuuude."

JooJooFlop fucked around with this message on 06-06-2006 at 02:22 AM.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 06-06-2006 02:20:46 AM
That picture needs a quote like the others.
roit, less bash 'is noggin
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 06-06-2006 06:13:31 AM
Pretty funny, I must admit.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-06-2006 07:00:26 AM
Tarquinn

"Being a European, I am far beyond these little American threads. Also now I can survive off one gallon of beer for seven days."

Ja'Deth

"What you have to understand about tortoises is that we're actually the fastest animals alive we just have to move very slowly to preserve our identities and also let me explain how this relates to the Flash..."

Snoota

"Caveat emptor."

Maradon

"IT'S A VAST LEFT WING CONSPIRACY FUELED BY THE OSTRICHES!"

Timpofee
Mancake
posted 06-06-2006 10:46:48 AM
haha awesome
Naimah
In a Fire
posted 06-06-2006 11:22:00 AM
Ostriches are freaky looking animals.
Maradon!
posted 06-06-2006 11:35:49 AM
They look like a cartoon come alive
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 06-06-2006 11:41:27 AM
quote:
The propaganda machine of Maradon!'s junta released this statement:
They look like a cartoon come alive

The same can be said of some of your more outlandish expressions.

Conclusion: Maradon is the ostrich queen.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Gadani
U
posted 06-06-2006 12:05:06 PM
Natalie Imbruglia?
Ryuujin
posted 06-06-2006 12:10:43 PM
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 06-06-2006 12:22:14 PM
It's amazing how spot on these are. This thread has the Bajah Stamp of Approval. That's the BS of A, you know.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 06-06-2006 01:06:51 PM
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Noxhil2
Pancake
posted 06-06-2006 01:33:37 PM
Awseome
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 06-06-2006 02:46:05 PM
Comparative zoology!
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 06-06-2006 04:10:21 PM
I seriously cannot look at the ostrich picture without cracking up. Just scrolling down the thread and catching the barest glimpse of it sends me into a fit.
Sean
posted 06-06-2006 04:12:29 PM
That ostrich looks like my grandmother.

Or my grandmother looks like the ostrich.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Skaw
posted 06-06-2006 04:13:31 PM
quote:
Verily, Snoota doth proclaim:
I seriously cannot look at the ostrich picture without cracking up. Just scrolling down the thread and catching the barest glimpse of it sends me into a fit.

Agreed.

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 06-06-2006 06:01:27 PM
I'm a pretty fuzzy creature

That hippo looks... out of perspective. Someone put their arm in there.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 06-06-2006 06:26:08 PM
quote:
Nicole painfully thought these words up:
I'm a pretty fuzzy creature

That hippo looks... out of perspective. Someone put their arm in there.


No, you do it. Hippos bite.

Sean
posted 06-06-2006 06:54:30 PM
quote:
Sakkra painfully thought these words up:
No, you do it. Hippos bite.

Their tusks can be as thick as aluminum cans. Chomp right through you like a hole puncher.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 06-06-2006 08:16:36 PM
quote:
This one time, at Sean camp:
Their tusks can be as thick as aluminum cans. Chomp right through you like a hole puncher.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 06-06-2006 09:09:19 PM
The one for Deth is awesome.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-06-2006 09:10:07 PM
Gadani

"Does anybody love me yet? "

Karnaj

"You ever sleep with a stripper? Them's some crazy whores."

Bloodsage

"The leathery skin and sharp teeth remind me fondly of my mother."

Bajah

"Boy, I say, boy, yuh best be appreciatin' Texas!"

Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 06-06-2006 09:38:43 PM
I always said that Bajah was a cock.
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 06-06-2006 11:06:33 PM
hehe, these are good

I have received much enjoyment from this thread.

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Toktuk
Pooh Ogre
Keeper of the Shoulders of Peachis Perching
posted 06-06-2006 11:48:00 PM
Is that an emu or an ostrich?

-H

Demos
Pancake
posted 06-07-2006 01:11:24 AM
"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 06-07-2006 02:20:25 AM
This is why biodiversity is a good thing!

Edit: Beer

Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 06-07-2006 at 02:20 AM.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-08-2006 09:03:24 AM
Sakkra

"Transform and combine!"

Skaw

"It has always been my greatest hope to look as retarded as I feel."

Demos

"LIBERAL MEDIA"

Liam

"You gotta feel the flow, bro. You ain't got the moves, you ain't got the grooves."

Black

"Do I look stoned in this picture y/n?"

Delidgamond

"Gains touched me inappropriately!"

Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 06-08-2006 at 09:14 AM.

El Cuchillo
RETARD! DO NOT FEED!
posted 06-08-2006 09:05:20 AM
Oddly enough, my favorite so far is Joo's picture of Parce. Liamfrog is probably a close second, though.
Strip Club - Online Comic Reader and Archiver for Linux and Windows (and maybe OSX)
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-08-2006 10:20:54 AM
Mine was pretty good. Others I like include Karnaj, Bajah, Bloodsage, Parcelan, Gains, and of COURSE Maradon.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 06-08-2006 10:37:47 AM
Maradon's pic is now my desktop.

Now that I think about it, you might be able to make a YTMND out of that.

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Norim Stumpfighter
Milkmaid
posted 06-08-2006 01:24:00 PM
i love that ostriche pic too

Norim Stumpfighter fucked around with this message on 06-08-2006 at 01:24 PM.

Damnati
Filthy
posted 06-08-2006 02:23:00 PM
Oi...that's an emu, not an ostrich.
Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-08-2006 03:16:15 PM
what the hell does YTMND mean anyway?
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Naimah
In a Fire
posted 06-08-2006 03:18:05 PM
You're the man now dog.
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