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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 06-01-2006 10:31:25 AM
Can't wait 'til she "goes up against" Cat Woman!
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Sean
posted 06-01-2006 10:43:18 AM
Yeah, DC's really screwing the pooch with these new OYL launches. I'm becoming more of a Marvel guy every time I look at my pull list.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-01-2006 11:09:22 AM
As far as the internet is concerned every female comic book character is a lesbian or bisexual. DC is just catching up with the times.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Damnati
Filthy
posted 06-01-2006 11:56:09 AM
I don't understand...why does this make her more unique?
Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-01-2006 12:02:04 PM
quote:
Melpominee spewed forth this undeniable truth:
I don't understand...why does this make her more unique?

Because now when you turn the page there's always a fair chance she could be kissing another woman.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Damnati
Filthy
posted 06-01-2006 12:09:30 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by JooJooFlop:
Because now when you turn the page there's always a fair chance she could be kissing another woman.

Since when is this unique?

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Maradon!
posted 06-01-2006 12:12:22 PM
quote:
Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Melpominee who doth quote:
Since when is this unique?

Despite what you're trying to imply, openly homosexual comic book characters are actually fairly rare.

«Banned»
Not A Winner
posted 06-01-2006 12:16:02 PM
being gay shouldn't be the selling point of a superhero

kicking ass should be

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Sean
posted 06-01-2006 12:33:10 PM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Despite what you're trying to imply, openly homosexual comic book characters are actually fairly rare.

Openly homosexual superheroes yes, pick up a Vertigo or Wildstorm book and you will see normal people who are actually allowed to be bi/homosexual or ugly.

Apollo and The Midnighter caused a huge shitstorm when they debuted back in 2000. I think Googling "homosexual superheroes" still gets a page and a half of Catholic websites shitting bricks about them.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Sean
posted 06-01-2006 12:35:29 PM
I can't believe I forgot. But, oh god, don't let anyone know, but the two best teen-targeted comics on the market today?

They both have queers. Male AND female.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Steven Steve
posted 06-01-2006 01:00:12 PM
It always gets me how the biggest badasses on the planet who are able to take on mobs of gangsters with their fists still care enough about sex to be perverted fetishists.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 06-01-2006 01:04:00 PM
quote:
Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, Fazum'Zen Fastfist absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
It always gets me how the biggest badasses on the planet who are able to take on mobs of gangsters with their fists still care enough about sex to be perverted fetishists.

Um. . .you're surprised that people who dress in tight leather clothes with, for example, bat ears and a cape or who wear tights with underwear on the outside and a cape turn out to be perverted fetishists?

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Steven Steve
posted 06-01-2006 02:10:01 PM
Maybe if they raped their enemies to death rather than slugging them.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-01-2006 03:00:05 PM
I think that the whole idea of a superhero who's selling point, or a significant story point, is being gay is stupid. There are a lot of other interesting ways to approach quasi-taboo items. Speedy (Green Arrow's original sidekick) was a heroin addict. It comes up now and then these days, but the more interesting story for him is how he's grown up to be a womanizing playboy, and how while that's fun, he genuinely has a hard time building meaningful relationships with women.

The new Speedy is a former prostitute who tested positive for HIV. But again, while it was significant for an issue or two, as was her getting to a point where she could tell the Titans about her status, it isn't the defining point of the character. Mia (Speedy) was well established and very well liked since the start of the new Green Arrow run.

Northstar (Marvel's hero who was "outed" as being gay in the 90's) didn't matter because the character had very little defining history outside the group he was a member of, and because it was, simply put, a publicity stunt. Marvel wanted to claim the "first gay hero" badge, and dropped the ball horribly. Even when you see Northstar in the Ultimate universe, his big defining characteristic is that 1. he's gay and 2. he's gay and asked Colossus to the prom.

That's a real shame because in a lot of comic books the idea of sex being normal and more than just normal, but a positive aspect of a relationship (and in some cases the only thing TO a relationship) is one of those things that comic books are getting better about. I'm less concerned with what hero is gay or bisexual and more interested in the character themselves.

I happened to like Apollo and Midnighter. I thought it was an amusing parody of Superman and Batman on the surface, but once they started digging into the pair's history it was really good stuff. Plus the writer had the confidence in his own storytelling abilities to write them like he would write any secure, loving, happy couple. Even the dynamic in the group (calling them Poofs or other infantile effeminate-sounding "insults) was playful. I know that in my group of friends, if someone turned up gay we'd probably give them shit but that would be it.

I think that in a LOT of cases, the main studios for the big two (Marvel and DC) are stuck in the 90's, which is better than being stuck in some previous era, but won't make a dent at all in the present day. They've completely missed the fact that some of their writers (particularly the writers at Vertigo studios and the studio handling the Ultimates line, which is in a LOT of ways very modern and as realistic as possible given the subject matter) have managed to NOT get hung up over "the gay" and have jumped immediately to the next step.

Gimmick characters are ALWAYS bad, unless it's for a quick unimportant laugh. It's particularly bad when it draws undue attention to a group that's already being handled maturely elsewhere. Unfortunately, DC seems to be trying to ramp up interest in Batwoman, who I almost guarantee will be gone inside of two years (and only two years because DC will rub your nose in all the new stuff for a year now because they have to do all the "Infinite Crisis Aftermath" crap) due to lack of interest. A lesbian female version of Batman (she's rich! she dresses as a bat! I mean criminy at least Tim Drake's origin is about as different from Dick Grayson's as it gets) is just as lame as the Azrael "look at my big metal claws and shiny metal suit" Batman from when Bane busted Bruce's back, or the fact that the "Reign of the Supermen" storyline was actually quasi-serious (they really were testing the waters to see if people were at all interested in a new Superman; and they ended up giving us the electozap Superman a few years later anyway).

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 06-01-2006 08:12:47 PM
quote:
Mr. John Q. Gainsborough Esq. III had this to say about Knight Rider:
being gay shouldn't be the selling point of a superhero

kicking ass should be


It worked for those cowboys.

roit, less bash 'is noggin
Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 06-01-2006 09:37:25 PM
Didnt you know?

Homosexuality is the trendy taboo.

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-01-2006 10:05:50 PM
It's pretty much just the Superfriends, right? Apache Chief, Black Vulcan, SAMURAI, El Dorado...kind of funny how all those guys meant to bring diversity to the Justice League ended up just being huge stereotypes that were more offensive than an all-white supergroup.

The Ultamen from JLU were based off of them, though, and I thought they were cool.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-01-2006 10:34:57 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
It's pretty much just the Superfriends, right? Apache Chief, Black Vulcan, SAMURAI, El Dorado...kind of funny how all those guys meant to bring diversity to the Justice League ended up just being huge stereotypes that were more offensive than an all-white supergroup.

The Ultamen from JLU were based off of them, though, and I thought they were cool.


Sad thing is most of those Superfriends characters ended up in current continuity

Apache Chief = Manitou Raven
Samurai = Katana (former member of the original Outsiders)
Black Vulcan = Black Lightning (ditto)

But you're right...it WAS the stereotype they were clumsily trying to include. And it was stupid.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-01-2006 10:35:53 PM
Thank goodness they finally found peace in Harvey Birdman.
Malbi
posted 06-02-2006 01:37:06 AM
quote:
Verily, Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael doth proclaim:
Sad thing is most of those Superfriends characters ended up in current continuity

Apache Chief = Manitou Raven
Samurai = Katana (former member of the original Outsiders)
Black Vulcan = Black Lightning (ditto)

But you're right...it WAS the stereotype they were clumsily trying to include. And it was stupid.


THis reminds me of that harvey birdman and that episode with apache chief
Black vulcan's quip at Aquaman" Why don't we just call you whitefish!?"

I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-02-2006 01:45:43 AM
quote:
Malbi wrote this stupid crap:
THis reminds me of that harvey birdman and that episode with apache chief
Black vulcan's quip at Aquaman" Why don't we just call you whitefish!?"

Yes, because you said it with more words makes it more awesome.

You are not that smart.

Steven Steve
posted 06-02-2006 09:32:26 AM
Ha ha ha!
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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 06-03-2006 08:38:57 PM
quote:
Sean was listening to Cher while typing:
Openly homosexual superheroes yes, pick up a Vertigo or Wildstorm book and you will see normal people who are actually allowed to be bi/homosexual or ugly.


Pretty much. Y the Last Man has a lesbian as one of the three main characters. But it's a side story that's happening along the main plotline, so it fits in well.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Sean
posted 06-03-2006 08:43:22 PM
2/3

I don't care what 355 says, she's as dyke as they come. Even if I drunkenly fucked Snoota in the ass I'd have to admit I was at least bisexual.

Sean fucked around with this message on 06-03-2006 at 08:44 PM.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 06-03-2006 09:53:57 PM
"If"?
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 06-04-2006 06:26:47 PM
quote:
Sean had this to say about Tron:
2/3

I don't care what 355 says, she's as dyke as they come. Even if I drunkenly fucked Snoota in the ass I'd have to admit I was at least bisexual.


Have you read 6?

7 just came out, too. Haven't gotten that one yet, but 6 was interesting on this topic.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Sean
posted 06-04-2006 06:27:53 PM
No matter how hard I try, I can't wait to read Y in trades. I have to pick up singles every month.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 06-04-2006 06:57:56 PM
Isn't anybody going to mention the Ambiguously Gay Duo?
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LeMiere
posted 06-04-2006 07:15:15 PM
quote:
ArchAngel spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Isn't anybody going to mention the Ambiguously Gay Duo?

We thought it more appropriate to leave it to you.

TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 06-05-2006 03:00:05 AM
quote:
ArchAngel's fortune cookie read:
Isn't anybody going to mention the Ambiguously Gay Duo?

Totally irrelevant.

The worst member of EC.
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Leftover Mog
No, the spelling errors are not intentional
posted 06-05-2006 09:46:01 AM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael had this to say about pies:
Have you read 6?

7 just came out, too. Haven't gotten that one yet, but 6 was interesting on this topic.


sweet!, ive only read up to 5, looks like I'm gonna have a great 4 hours coming up!

Godbless the New York City Public Library

...ofcourse I ended up preordering number 5 cause I couldnt wait for them to stock it.

Won't you be my friend

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-- George Herbert Walker Bush

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 06-05-2006 07:35:12 PM
quote:
Sean probably says this to all the girls:
No matter how hard I try, I can't wait to read Y in trades. I have to pick up singles every month.

6 is issues 32-36. So if you read those, you know what I'm referencing.

I read the trades because my comic book shop never has the single issues.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-05-2006 07:58:12 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael said:
I read the trades because my comic book shop never has the single issues.

When you walk in does everyone go quiet and stare at you, with quiet murmurings of "omg.. a real girl.." in the corners?

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-05-2006 09:13:59 PM
quote:
From the book of Mortious, chapter 3, verse 16:
When you walk in does everyone go quiet and stare at you, with quiet murmurings of "omg.. a real girl.." in the corners?

Depends on who's working. Our one buddy thinks it's cool, but Lyinar is not only a girl, but an attractive girl. There's this creepy old chick who comes in to, in her words, "find the lucky dice" occasionally, but she's not into comics. If it's not our buddy, though, people stare and murmur.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Malbi
posted 06-06-2006 05:33:25 PM
and then you put your arm around her and they give unto you the looks of utter hatred and envy
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
Almond
Intellectual Socialist
posted 06-07-2006 07:49:43 PM
Ace left Gary recently and hooked up with North Star I hear
«Banned»
Not A Winner
posted 06-07-2006 10:02:33 PM
quote:
Mortious probably says this to all the girls:
When you walk in does everyone go quiet and stare at you, with quiet murmurings of "omg.. a real girl.." in the corners?

A girl owns our comic store and is probably geeker than all the guys that work/go in there haha.

I know her laugh sure is geekier. Oh jeez what an annoying sound that is.

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