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Poll: Do they need butter?
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Topic: Blueberry Muffins
Aaron (the good one)
posted 05-25-2006 01:42:48 PM
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Blackened
posted 05-25-2006 01:48:53 PM
relevant to this thread
quote:
[13:20] Delidgamond> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3DRiREBm9Q Robin Williams playing Spore
[13:37] Black> old gtfo
[13:39] Delidgamond> listen bitch. Stfu and go make me some blueberry buffins
[13:39] Delidgamond> muffins
[13:39] Delidgamond> fuck
[13:39] Delidgamond> you
[13:39] Black> man I love blueberry muffins
[13:39] Delidgamond> They are the bestest muffins
[13:42] Black> better with butter imo
[13:42] Delidgamond> no
[13:43] Delidgamond> ruins it
[13:43] Delidgamond> It is perfect by itself
[13:43] JooJooFlop> A real muffin kinda needs it.
[13:43] Gains> butter makes them better. Some are perfectly edible without it, but some almost need it due to dryness
[13:43] Black> you lose delid
[13:43] Delidgamond> This "Lonely Day" video by SOAD is stupid
[13:44] Delidgamond> let's put fake fire on everythin
[13:44] Gains> i prefer to put a small amount of butter on and heat up the muffin for about 10 seconds
[13:44] Delidgamond> We will consult a specialist for this

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Damnati
Filthy
posted 05-25-2006 02:00:51 PM
Butter > no butter.
Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 05-25-2006 02:13:34 PM
what the hell? no butter
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 05-25-2006 02:31:59 PM
Eww, that's like asking if you should put butter on hot dogs.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 05-25-2006 02:46:41 PM
quote:
Karnaj stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Eww, that's like asking if you should put butter on hot dogs.

That might be true if Blueberry Muffins and hotdogs tasted anything alike.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 05-25-2006 02:55:57 PM
Eating a blueberry muffin sans butter is like eating oreos without milk
Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-25-2006 03:33:49 PM
quote:
Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, Karnaj absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
Eww, that's like asking if you should put butter on hot dogs.

You expect us to believe you never butter your hot dog?

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 05-25-2006 03:36:19 PM
Depends on the muffin. Those muffins look dry and bland and need butter. Well made muffins do not need any butter-assisted flavouring!
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 05-25-2006 03:38:39 PM
quote:
See, your Delphi Aegis means your hair. So technically it's true.
Depends on the muffin. Those muffins look dry and bland and need butter. Well made muffins do not need any butter-assisted flavouring!
/concur
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There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
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Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 05-25-2006 03:43:30 PM
quote:
Bloodsage still thinks SARS jokes are topical, as evidenced by:
You expect us to believe you never butter your hot dog?

Astroglide.

Butter + friction = smells like food being cooked.

That's right, THINK ABOUT IT!

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Goma
Pancake
posted 05-25-2006 04:27:47 PM
I only put butter on toast.

Butter on anything else is kinda gross.

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 05-25-2006 04:47:54 PM
Grape preserves go pretty well on a blueberry muffin, at least in my limited experience.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 05-25-2006 04:54:51 PM
quote:
Goma's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
I only put butter on toast.

Butter on anything else is kinda gross.


Howdy Doodly doo, how's it going, I'm Talkie - Talkie Toaster, your chirpy
breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, toasting's the game. Would anyone like
any toast?

How about a muffin?

Look, we want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baggetes or
bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes, and no hot
cross buns, and DEFINITELY... no smeggin' flapjacks.

Ahhh.... so you're a waffle man?

...given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would
you like a toasted teacake?

Smoke me a Clipper, I'll be back for Christmas

http://www.bloodfin.net
Aaron (the good one)
posted 05-25-2006 08:22:49 PM
We still have not heard from Addy. The council cannot rest until Addy agress with me.
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Sean
posted 05-25-2006 09:06:39 PM
She has forsaken you.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Addy
posted 05-26-2006 03:12:13 AM
No butter > butter.
Aaron (the good one)
posted 05-26-2006 03:50:06 AM
I totally win now
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Cobalt Katze
Pancake
posted 05-26-2006 01:11:47 PM
quote:
Addy had this to say about John Romero:
No butter > butter.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 05-26-2006 02:08:09 PM
If your muffins are dry enough to need butter, then those are some pretty low-grade muffins you have there.
Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 05-26-2006 02:17:04 PM
Adding butter to blueberry muffins has nothing to do with how dry they are. The butter just adds a "melt in your mouth" sensation that takes the goodness of blueberry muffins over the top
Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 05-26-2006 02:48:52 PM
quote:
Vernaltemptress has funnier quote texts than me:
Adding butter to blueberry muffins has nothing to do with how dry they are. The butter just adds a "melt in your mouth" sensation that takes the goodness of blueberry muffins over the top

Pretty much, yeah.

Maradon!
posted 05-30-2006 11:33:08 AM
There aren't many things that aren't better with butter.
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