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Topic: Stephen Colbert speaking at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-30-2006 06:23:59 AM
oh god it hurts

I am a firm supporter of Bush and I've never seen Stephen Colbert's show, but I think I just fell in love with him.

Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 04-30-2006 08:49:06 AM
That was hilarious.
Talonus
Loner
posted 04-30-2006 09:40:52 AM
Have to admit that it takes balls to make fun of the president to his face like that. Helen Thomas was a great sport for doing the stalking bit too.
Steven Steve
posted 04-30-2006 12:03:26 PM
Ahaha

"If you need something, just speak slowly and clearly into the table numbers and the NSA will be right over with it."

*uneasy silence*

"Hey, why did we invade Iraq?"

Fazum'Zen Fastfist fucked around with this message on 04-30-2006 at 12:23 PM.

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"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 04-30-2006 12:40:05 PM
"No matter what you ask [Jesse Jackson], he'll say what he wants at the pace that he wants. It's like boxing a glacier. And enjoy that metaphor, because none of your children will know what a glacier is."

"I believe in religious freedom! Be you Hindu, Muslim or Jewish, I believe there are infinite paths to accepting Jesus as your personal savior"

"I believe the government that governs best is the government that governs least - and by this measure, we've set up a fantastic government in Iraq!"

As he would say, that took muchos huevos grandes.

Gunslinger Moogle fucked around with this message on 04-30-2006 at 12:40 PM.




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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-30-2006 01:10:21 PM
That's why I love Helen Thomas.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Ryuujin
posted 04-30-2006 02:01:34 PM
Oh god, did you see Bush's face fall when Stephen was finally introduced?
Suddar
posted 04-30-2006 06:51:58 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Ryuujin:
Oh god, did you see Bush's face fall when Stephen was finally introduced?

He was looking awfully red too. I bet we never see Stephen again. Tragic accident.

nem-x
posted 04-30-2006 07:29:33 PM
The bush impersonator that came on before him was funnier, and Bush even played along.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-30-2006 08:36:32 PM
quote:
nem-x had this to say about Punky Brewster:
The bush impersonator that came on before him was funnier, and Bush even played along.

Bush lampooning himself and someone sitting ten feet from here seriously ripping into him are two very different things and on two totally different levels.

nem-x
posted 04-30-2006 10:54:48 PM
Blackened
posted 04-30-2006 11:02:53 PM
quote:
nem-x.
Funnier
So you're saying you like safe, secure and comforting humor as opposed to anything edgy and amusing on different intelligence levels?

You might as well call yourself a nazi.

los los los!


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
nem-x
posted 04-30-2006 11:11:33 PM
Did you even see it?

And I thought Colbert's content was crappier than the stuff he does on the colbert report. That last skit kind of sucked too.

Blackened
posted 04-30-2006 11:42:13 PM
quote:
nem-x.
Did you even see it?

And I thought Colbert's content was crappier than the stuff he does on the colbert report. That last skit kind of sucked too.


I don't talk to nazis, especially not Riker-nazis

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
nem-x
posted 04-30-2006 11:44:38 PM
Suddar
posted 04-30-2006 11:53:54 PM
I'm posting in a thread.
«Banned»
Not A Winner
posted 04-30-2006 11:56:30 PM
With no intention.
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Suddar
posted 04-30-2006 11:57:11 PM
How appropriate.
nem-x
posted 05-01-2006 12:05:10 AM
You Thomas Rikers get out of my thread
Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-01-2006 12:08:46 AM
How do I level up my moogle
Suddar
posted 05-01-2006 12:10:54 AM
High-intensity interval training.
«Banned»
Not A Winner
posted 05-01-2006 12:17:45 AM
Come up to my room for a technical de-briefing.
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Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 05-01-2006 12:31:34 AM
Sideburns are for losers.
Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 05-01-2006 12:35:12 AM
:amused:
There was a signature here... it's gone now.
Ryuujin
posted 05-01-2006 12:54:57 AM
Course set for Starbase 211, sir.
nem-x
posted 05-01-2006 12:58:06 AM
Ryuujin
posted 05-01-2006 01:00:31 AM
P'tak!
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 05-01-2006 01:04:42 AM
You people are silly.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 05-01-2006 01:52:33 AM
Someone should tell Ryuu that the theme wasn't Star Trek so much as Commander Riker, and he just looks retarded showing up with a Wesley pic.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 05-01-2006 02:37:35 AM
quote:
Snoota had this to say about dark elf butts:
Someone should tell Ryuu that the theme wasn't Star Trek so much as Commander Riker, and he just looks retarded showing up with a Wesley pic.

I was gonna say so but then I thought "Wait, maybe there was an episode where Riker became a teenager and he looked like Wesley."

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 05-01-2006 08:06:36 AM
Late for the bandwagon.
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 05-01-2006 08:27:04 AM
This is the lamest bandwagon ever.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 05-02-2006 12:55:03 PM
Shut up, kids and commanders.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
nem-x
posted 05-02-2006 07:45:55 PM
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 05-03-2006 02:09:02 AM
And every single day I celebrate the miracle that is Viagra.

Dismissed.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 05-03-2006 02:11:33 AM
The Punisher could kick Riker's ass in a second.
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