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Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-23-2006 05:48:34 PM
Hand over that XLP bro

40th post wins

Aaron (the good one)
posted 04-23-2006 05:51:22 PM
Stop being subscribed to WoW
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Drysart
Pancake
posted 04-23-2006 06:08:35 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan came out of the closet to say:
Hand over that XLP bro

40th post wins


You suck.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-23-2006 06:09:47 PM
I'm learning my place in this world.

Let's post pictures of girls.

Teri Hatcher of Superman fame? Playing table tennis? Outrageous!

Aaron (the good one)
posted 04-23-2006 06:11:56 PM
That's a man. Fag
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Maradon!
posted 04-23-2006 06:18:39 PM
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-23-2006 06:19:49 PM
You're all a bunch of baguettes.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-23-2006 06:22:03 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Mr. Parcelan said this:
Teri Hatcher of Superman fame? Playing table tennis? Outrageous!

Teri Hatcher once said in an interview with Maxim that it had been so long since she had sex that she's almost forgotten what it's like. And maybe it's just the way Maxim shoots their photos, but she got pretty fucking hot in the last few years.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-23-2006 06:22:43 PM
Karnaj. Go play X3: Reunion.

I don't know if it's good or not, but the invading enemies in it are called the Kha'ak. Try pronouncing it. Then imagine it in all the dialogue.

Flea
Pancake
posted 04-23-2006 06:25:29 PM
With the right angles and lenses they can make even maradon look like Brad Pitt.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-23-2006 06:30:42 PM
quote:
Flea had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
With the right angles and lenses they can make even maradon look like Brad Pitt.

Are you trying to say Teri Hatcher isn't hot? Or that Maradon doesn't look like Brad Pitt?

Flea
Pancake
posted 04-23-2006 06:32:53 PM
They both leave much to be desired.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-23-2006 06:34:55 PM
You're insane. Teri Hatcher is smokin'. I'd fuck her until my dick fell off, then sew it back on and fuck her some more.

Oddly, she left a lot to be desired in her Superman days, but she definately aged into one fine piece of MILF ass.

Maradon!
posted 04-23-2006 08:49:56 PM
What the fuck, HUGE slam on me out of nowhere there.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-23-2006 08:51:44 PM
I still think you're sexy.
Steven Steve
posted 04-23-2006 11:18:45 PM
ughhhhhhh fuck you guys
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DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 04-24-2006 05:08:42 AM
This thread isn't even going to get to forty posts...

without huge boobs that is:

roit, less bash 'is noggin
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-24-2006 09:37:01 AM
Huge boobs on an asian woman.

That's just wrong. Like breaking the laws of physics wrong.

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 04-24-2006 11:15:17 AM
Eewww!
Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 04-24-2006 11:26:26 AM
I'M DANCING LIKE A MONKEY!
"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
Maradon!
posted 04-24-2006 11:33:09 AM
I very strongly approve of huge asian boobs.

Um, do you have a name for that pic so I can search for more interesting ones?

dyokomatsugane turns up nothing.

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 04-24-2006 at 11:34 AM.

DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 04-24-2006 12:25:47 PM
yoko matsugane
heres all I got cause I like you so much

















roit, less bash 'is noggin
Maradon!
posted 04-24-2006 01:36:04 PM
Hooray!!
Tier
posted 04-24-2006 02:04:11 PM
quote:
[xIMG]http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/594/yokomatsugane86dy.jpg[/IMG]

Cute.

In a creepy sort of way.

very important poster
a sweet title
posted 04-24-2006 02:24:19 PM
no more gooks
hey
Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 04-24-2006 08:26:33 PM
Jesus tittyfucking christ, titanic tits.
Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Almond
Intellectual Socialist
posted 04-24-2006 08:29:34 PM
nem-x
posted 04-24-2006 09:08:23 PM
quote:
Almond enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Extreme Clevage

Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
Tremendous Faggot
posted 04-24-2006 09:48:16 PM
Those pictures are way better than the ones I found of her. D:

Maradon, Google fixed the file name to her actual name for me. Where were you searching?

also

Parce Looks Like Donkeylips fucked around with this message on 04-24-2006 at 09:50 PM.

Damnati
Filthy
posted 04-24-2006 10:04:25 PM
More boobies ^_^
Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 04-25-2006 06:01:14 AM
This chick has a tremendous set
roit, less bash 'is noggin
Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 04-25-2006 10:27:35 AM
quote:
DrPaintThinner wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
This chick has a tremendous set

You're a cocksucker.

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 04-25-2006 10:35:05 AM
quote:
DrPaintThinner had this to say about pies:
This chick has a tremendous set

unf, bébé.

Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
Tremendous Faggot
posted 04-25-2006 06:48:22 PM
This thread didn't even make it to 40 haha.
Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 04-25-2006 11:29:41 PM
quote:
Verily, Parce Looks Like Donkeylips doth proclaim:
This thread didn't even make it to 40 haha.

It might yet.

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
Tremendous Faggot
posted 04-25-2006 11:35:49 PM
No it won't.
Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 04-25-2006 11:37:59 PM
quote:
So quoth Parce Looks Like Donkeylips:
No it won't.

I dunno, including this one, we're up to 36 replies.

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
«Banned»
Not A Winner
posted 04-26-2006 12:38:27 AM
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Suddar
posted 04-26-2006 01:03:34 AM
uhhh
«Banned»
Not A Winner
posted 04-26-2006 01:03:52 AM
Yeah I guess I win.
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