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Topic: ITT You know you're _____ when _____
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-20-2006 05:01:20 PM
You know you're hairy when your taint hairs hang lower than your balls.

Karnaj fucked around with this message on 04-20-2006 at 05:01 PM.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-20-2006 05:28:26 PM
You know you're hairy when you scratch your balls and pull up a pube well over a foot long.

Yes, I have done this.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Sean
posted 04-20-2006 05:31:56 PM
You know you're gonna be bored when SA is down.

It's true. I already am.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 04-20-2006 05:59:33 PM
quote:
Sean had this to say about pies:
You know you're gonna be bored when SA is down.

It's true. I already am.


nem-x
posted 04-20-2006 06:25:36 PM
stop copying sa threads tia
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 04-21-2006 05:11:50 AM
You know you're fucked when your girlfriend starts talking about strap-ons.
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-21-2006 06:00:07 AM
You know you're Alek when your girlfriend fucks you in the ass and you realize she's never bought a strap-on.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-21-2006 12:39:24 PM
quote:
nem-x still thinks SARS jokes are topical, as evidenced by:
stop copying sa threads tia

I'd figure that, through sheer volume and the laws of probability, every single concept imaginable by the human mind has been posted on SA by now. Kinda like the monkeys typing great literature, but with more references to bowel movements.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Sean
posted 04-21-2006 01:52:17 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Punky Brewster:
I'd figure that, through sheer volume and the laws of probability, every single concept imaginable by the human mind has been posted on SA by now. Kinda like the monkeys typing great literature, but with more references to bowel movements.

And dicknipples.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

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