As we well know, the foundation of modern pornography is the money shot. Be it on the ass, back, tits, stomach, or face, it's gonna go a gushin' somewhere. Like it or not, it's here to stay.
So. For the men and pitchers among us, the question is simple: do you, from time to time, let your man goo erupt somewhere other than the intended orifice of your partner? For the women and catchers, the question is simple too: do you, from time to time, allow or even want to be ejaculated upon?
If yes, why, if no, why not. You know the drill. Fire away.
Heh heh. Fire away.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
I'm not really satisfied or aroused at the idea of a partner covered in goup, and I actively avoid cumshot porn.
Such a fetish is all about power, as you well know, and there is nothing more primal, more raw than ejaculating on someone's face to show your dominance. It's at the base of all power relationships: the lesser is always urinated or ejaculated upon. I've never given anyone a golden shower, mind you, but I can grasp the concept.
So yes, there's nothing greater than the money shot on the face and making her lick it off while you pull on her hair and scream at her to go faster.
But enough about my childhood...
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We were all impressed when Maradon! wrote:
I actively avoid cumshot porn.
That's a feat in and of itself, unless you're only looking for softcore. D:
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Señor Gainsing:
That's a feat in and of itself, unless you're only looking for softcore. D:
It's pretty easy to do actually, just never download the last picture in a series.
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Maradon! had this to say about the Spice Girls:
It's pretty easy to do actually, just never download the last picture in a series.
How could I have been so blind. D:
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Señor Gains had this to say about Optimus Prime:
How could I have been so blind. D:
Takin a few too many of your own will do that.
If you try to skip out before I'm ready I will clamp down on you like a portcullis.
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Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Nicole who doth quote:
If you try to skip out before I'm ready I will clamp down on you like a portcullis.
But what if I like that?
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Aury had this to say about (_|_):
There's something hawt about watching your baby batter dripping down someone's face. That's all I'll say about the subject.
Sex has been ruined for me via such use of the words "baby batter".
And since I am a repeat performer, If I come before she does, its not really an issue.
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Mortious obviously shouldn't have said:
I like it inside me.
Can I call you cream puff?
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ACES! Another post by Mortious:
I like it inside me.
What, like in your helmet or something? 
Buckethead
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Kaiote enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Wherever she likes it. I'm not overly picky, I just dont want it back.
Yeah no kidding...
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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Led said:
What, like in your helmet or something?
In my ass.
Slept with a guy last week who enjoyed covering me, was different.
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Check out the big brain on Vorbis!
dominance. power. glory.
Bingo.
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Mortious had this to say about dark elf butts:
In my ass.Slept with a guy last week who enjoyed covering me, was different.
And, Mort, I always thought of you as a top. Aury fucked around with this message on 04-16-2006 at 12:13 AM.
Aury fucked around with this message on 04-16-2006 at 12:14 AM.
Also, is it bad that I find certain parts & replies of this thread more disturbing than most of Gains' freaky porn posts?
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Khyron had this to say about (_|_):
Also, is it bad that I find certain parts & replies of this thread more disturbing than most of Gains' freaky porn posts?
It means you're a fucking prude.
It's not something people hear about.
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Aury said:
And, Mort, I always thought of you as a top.
The guy in question is close to 7 foot tall with the body of a surfer.
Wasn't going to say no. 
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Mortiousing:
The guy in question is close to 7 foot tall with the body of a surfer.Wasn't going to say no.
Ok so you were on bottom and he was on top, but what were you doing with the body of the surfer?
Not making "love holes" again I hope
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Mortious had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
The guy in question is close to 7 foot tall with the body of a surfer.Wasn't going to say no.
Ah, well, there ya go.
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Maradon!'s unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Ok so you were on bottom and he was on top, but what were you doing with the body of the surfer?Not making "love holes" again I hope
Mort, the 5 foot tall evil overlord, comeplete with brit accent.. getting reamed by a 7 foot surfer...
Thats the funniest manlove thing I have ever heard.
As for "money shots" yeah, I enjoy them from time to time. Since I don't fuck or beat off a lot, I usually have a nice big load to get rid of. 
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Kaiote had this to say about John Romero:
Mort, the 5 foot tall evil overlord, comeplete with brit accent.. getting reamed by a 7 foot surfer...Thats the funniest manlove thing I have ever heard.
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There was much rejoicing when Snoota said this:
Sean once told me I was a rapist in the making because I can't stop giggling whenever the moneyshot comes at the end of a porn, and the chick looks completely and absolutely disgusted at having to take it.
I've found Sean to be very agreeable as of late.
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Snoota had this to say about the Spice Girls:
He must be getting laid.
It's been almost six months. 
It's not something people hear about.
