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Topic: what would jesus do?
Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
Tremendous Faggot
posted 04-12-2006 10:04:16 AM
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 04-12-2006 10:45:25 AM
Jesus would hit that.
Kael
Whistlepig
posted 04-12-2006 11:30:14 AM
Jesus would turn Chii on, turn Chii off, turn Chii on, turn Chii off. Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more, say no more
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 04-12-2006 12:38:07 PM
Wonder why the fuck he's in Japan.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
LeMiere
posted 04-12-2006 01:03:13 PM
quote:
Tarquinn had this to say about Knight Rider:
Wonder why the fuck he's in Japan.

Saving the heathens, what else?

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-12-2006 01:04:02 PM
Japanese bondage?
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-12-2006 03:41:56 PM
Biblical Jesus would feed and clothe it.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Blackened
posted 04-12-2006 03:52:31 PM
he'd masturbate himself to death

... and raise from the dead to do it again


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-12-2006 03:56:27 PM
quote:
Blackened's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
he'd masturbate himself to death

... and raise from the dead to do it again


It is better to put your seed in the belly of a whore than to spill it on the ground.

-or-

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 04-12-2006 04:52:17 PM
Jesus would smite that ass like it was a temple full of money changers.
Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
Tremendous Faggot
posted 04-12-2006 04:53:11 PM
Aury got the answer I was thinking of right off the bat. Grats Aury.

Kael wins second place for using a 4chan meme!

But in this contest, everyone wins.

DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 04-12-2006 05:00:15 PM
what would Jensus do?
roit, less bash 'is noggin
Maradon!
posted 04-12-2006 05:16:52 PM
wtf somebody threw out a perfectly good asian
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