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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 04-10-2006 01:20:20 PM
The Call Girl
* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-10-2006 02:41:34 PM
Voted crap.

Didn't read.

Probably another MMOG LOL jokes.

You suck.

Please die.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 04-10-2006 04:11:52 PM
quote:
Oh Mr. Parcelan. Oh Mr. Parcelan! Oh Mr. Parcelan!!;
Voted crap.

Didn't read.

Probably another MMOG LOL jokes.

You suck.

Please die.


Troll

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 04-10-2006 04:30:17 PM
It's an interesting article in a 'welcome to the web' sort of way. It really doesn't need four pages though.

News Flash: Women and men who pretend to be women are sometimes whores on the internet!

Shocking. Truly.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 04-10-2006 04:53:45 PM
quote:
Xyrra had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
It's an interesting article in a 'welcome to the web' sort of way. It really doesn't need four pages though.

News Flash: Women and men who pretend to be women are sometimes whores on the internet!

Shocking. Truly.


Especially around SL. That place can be nuts sometimes. Thankfully, they don't demonize the whole SL thing, just make mention of the parts that do this and are fair about it. So that's actually nice for a change.

Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 04-10-2006 06:35:59 PM
quote:
Xyrra stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
It's an interesting article in a 'welcome to the web' sort of way. It really doesn't need four pages though.

News Flash: Women and men who pretend to be women are sometimes whores on the internet!

Shocking. Truly.


I only do cyber foreplay for gold...

I nver go all the way.

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Talonus
Loner
posted 04-10-2006 06:49:32 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Falaanla Marr wrote:
Especially around SL.

Understatement. (Very NSFW link) Second Life is scary.

Cavalier-
Pancake
posted 04-11-2006 12:30:22 AM
This just in!

People use the internet for cybersex!!


Film at eleven....

Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 04-11-2006 01:01:04 AM
Hay guys! I just found out something insane! Apparently, people have sex over the. . .what? It's old? Aww.
Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
Tremendous Faggot
posted 04-11-2006 01:04:23 AM
Cavalier made the same exact joke you did...

IN THE POST RIGHT ABOVE YOU.

Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 04-11-2006 01:31:40 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Señor Gains!
Cavalier made the same exact joke you did...

IN THE POST RIGHT ABOVE YOU.


And Xyraa beat him to it.

Maybe it just needs a few more minutes.

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Maradon!
posted 04-11-2006 03:03:01 AM
News flash! People actually have SEX over the INTERNET!

Skaw
posted 04-11-2006 11:49:25 AM
Hay guys I hear people use the internet to get off. Can anyone confirm this?
Sean
posted 04-11-2006 12:36:00 PM
quote:
Yes, Skaw deserved to die, and I hope they burn in hell!
Hay guys I hear people use the internet to get off. Can anyone confirm this?

I'm doing it right now!

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 04-12-2006 05:14:56 AM
The concept that the game not only allows for but to a degree encourages what is basically prostitution was the interesting part to me. Saying people jerk off on the internet is rather obvious. I expect pr0n sites to work like this (the cam-sluts are, in general, prostitutes) but to see it in a game without the company responsible for it raising hell was a bit of a twist. I would like to see how they handle the "parental outrage" when some soccer-mom finds her 13 year old kid in the middle of hawt sexx0r online.

And in other, semi-related news, Silly editorial piece about women gamers. To sum up the bulk of it, "women gamers are only popular because they're rare and have boobs. They're even better when are willing to flash their boobs at anyone, but their skills are optional. If women gamers want to be taken seriously they need to put the boobs away, turn off the webcam and learn how to frag like the men."

Personally, I think they've got a few points (I've seen more cam-wh0re type "girl gamers" than I have actual players) but there are chicks out there who can very soundly whip your ass at any game of your chosing. The fact that they have boobs and are actually female is just a bonus.

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
Tremendous Faggot
posted 04-12-2006 08:00:09 AM
I heard Trang-Oul's turns you into a vampire.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 04-12-2006 05:45:22 PM
Somewhere laying about the house, I have an old guide to the 'net from the early '90s--remember back when you "surfed" via telnet?--that says not to bother looking for porn on the Internet because there isn't any. Hell, even back in those days, it was dead wrong.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 04-12-2006 06:38:47 PM
quote:
From the book of Señor Gains, chapter 3, verse 16:
I heard Trang-Oul's turns you into a vampire.

You don't say!

Steven Steve
posted 04-12-2006 09:17:18 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Maradon! stammered:
News flash! People actually have SEX over the INTERNET!


I regularly fax my jism to my clients.

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-13-2006 01:03:40 AM
quote:
So quoth Fazum'Zen Fastfist:
I regularly fax my jism to my clients.

It's Office Space gone horribly wrong.

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