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Poll: What flavor of Kool-Aid should I make?
Author
Topic: Serious matter, input desperately needed
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-10-2006 12:28:01 AM
Christ, I don't know what to do here. This is one of the hardest decisions I've ever had to make. I'm sure at least some people here have been in this situation themselves at some point. Any advice you can give me will be greatly appreciated.

And please, pray for me.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Willias
Pancake
posted 04-10-2006 12:31:53 AM
Voted Blastin' Berry Cherry.

For some reason, it sticks out in my mind as tasting good. Which means it's probably a good choice, as I really don't care for Kool-aid.

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 04-10-2006 12:32:50 AM
Grape. The old stand by. Always been there when I needed a friend.
Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 04-10-2006 12:39:16 AM
Take some pure juice with no extra sugar added and dilute it with sparkling water.
Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-10-2006 12:42:19 AM
DAMN IT, WOMAN, THAT IS NOT AN OPTION!!!

...I'm sorry, but I'm under a lot of pressure here.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 04-10-2006 12:43:16 AM
BERRY MOTHERFUCKER
Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 04-10-2006 12:44:30 AM
I voted strawberry.
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Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 04-10-2006 12:52:25 AM
Strawberry, with Grape and the unknown Berry-Cherry bringing up second and third respectively.
Damnati
Filthy
posted 04-10-2006 12:53:58 AM
I'm with Nae on this one.
Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

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Willias
Pancake
posted 04-10-2006 12:55:05 AM
quote:
Vernaltemptress Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Take some pure juice with no extra sugar added and dilute it with sparkling water.

Why would you want to dilute the juicyness of juice? D:

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 04-10-2006 12:55:29 AM
I've always been partial to Orange kool-aid.
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 04-10-2006 01:10:51 AM
You don't have lemon lime?

God. You should just kill yourself now.

Addy
posted 04-10-2006 02:14:52 AM
You can't go wrong with strawberry.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 04-10-2006 05:46:00 AM
quote:
Willias wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Why would you want to dilute the juicyness of juice? D:

Must be woman thing. My girlfriend does it too.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Peter
Pancake
posted 04-10-2006 06:19:06 AM
No Plain Cherry? Then go with Tropical punch, good old standard from camping.
Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 04-10-2006 07:18:08 AM
quote:
From the book of Peter, chapter 3, verse 16:
No Plain Cherry? Then go with Tropical punch, good old standard from camping.

Okay, that's one. Which of you other four are the heathens responsible for recommending the godless flavor of tropical punch?!

Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 04-10-2006 08:24:45 AM
Grape has always been a standard for me.
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Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
Tremendous Faggot
posted 04-10-2006 09:37:43 AM
Get your ass out to the store and get some Black Cherry.

(I voted Strawberry)

Razor
posted 04-10-2006 09:48:12 AM
quote:
From the book of Señor Gains, chapter 3, verse 16:
Get your ass out to the store and get some Black Cherry.

(I voted Strawberry)


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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 04-10-2006 10:32:41 AM
There's this one flavor. I forget what it's called!


It's a blue color and it's just completely awesome. It makes me think of that blue powerade you can get at McD's. Tasty!

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 04-10-2006 12:02:03 PM
quote:
Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, Willias absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
Why would you want to dilute the juicyness of juice? D:

Because a glass of juice has more calories and sugar than a soda. And it's cloyingly sweet, bleh.

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Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 04-10-2006 01:08:59 PM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about Pirotess:
There's this one flavor. I forget what it's called!


It's a blue color and it's just completely awesome. It makes me think of that blue powerade you can get at McD's. Tasty!


Blue Hi-C is some addictive shit. 1.88 a gallon and I can finish one one a day or less, by myself.

So I usually get 2 or 3 at once.

That stuff is so good. Its some form of Blue Rasberry I think. Really anything juciy and blue rasberry I usually like.


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Toktuk
Pooh Ogre
Keeper of the Shoulders of Peachis Perching
posted 04-10-2006 01:22:38 PM
Where the fuck is Black Cherry? You're dead to me.

-H

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 04-10-2006 01:37:29 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Monica said:
You don't have lemon lime?

God. You should just kill yourself now.


Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 04-10-2006 02:00:41 PM
I am also wondering why there is a lack of Black Cherry.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-10-2006 02:07:18 PM
For those asking "Where's the black cherry/lemon-lime/yak penis option" I listed all the flavors I have left in the house. If I was going to go to the store I wouldn't buy Kool-Aid.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-10-2006 03:53:45 PM
There is only one true Kool Aid flavor.

Red.

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 04-10-2006 05:44:46 PM
quote:
Snoota impressed everyone with:
There is only one true Kool Aid flavor.

Red.


W3rd.

Callalron
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Peter
Pancake
posted 04-10-2006 07:52:30 PM
quote:
Monica was listening to Cher while typing:
You don't have lemon lime?

God. You should just kill yourself now.


I don't think I have seen that one like ever... Closest things would be Lemonade Flavor, or Lemon Ice

Timpofee
Mancake
posted 04-11-2006 01:43:51 PM
I didnt see the comedy choice of "Fly to New York and fight a gang of Vampyres for the honor of your Tropical Punch" .....
So i just picked Tropical Punch anyway
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-11-2006 03:47:41 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Timpofee!
I didnt see the comedy choice of "Fly to New York and fight a gang of Vampyres for the honor of your Tropical Punch" .....
So i just picked Tropical Punch anyway

That was a tremendous stretch for a really shitty joke.

You suck.

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