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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-08-2006 11:27:40 AM
I enjoyed some exceptionally hot wings last night.

I'm not enjoying them right now. Oh god, my intestines are filled with boiling toxic waste and I think I've seared off 90% of my butt cheeks.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Aaron (the good one)
posted 04-08-2006 12:18:47 PM
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
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Mike the Butcher
Pancake
posted 04-08-2006 04:40:32 PM
Reminds me of when a friend and I had a Jalapeno pizza eating contest. I won so little and yet lost so much the next day.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 04-08-2006 07:23:25 PM
Your friends, your sense of smell, sight in your left eye from blood vessels bursting as your insides attempt to turn themselves inside out, 90% of your body weight...
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 04-08-2006 08:48:06 PM
I was wondering why there are holes in my sock drawer.
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
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Taeldian
Pancake
posted 04-09-2006 03:13:27 PM
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Check out the big brain on Mike the Butcher!
Reminds me of when a friend and I had a Jalapeno pizza eating contest. I won so little and yet lost so much the next day.

That's usually the only kind I eat

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 04-09-2006 05:07:40 PM
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Taeldian stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
That's usually the only kind I eat

Yeah but you're a mystical llama...you need mojo to spit at people.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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