He said he was wearing sandals and khakis to try and dress sloppier. Fucking ameteur is what he is.
That over there in the corner is a slob's dresser. Note that the clothes are not inside it. The doors are only shut, and shut only because, they would otherwise block access to the closet.
"Where do we put our clothes, oh slobmeister?" you ask.
RIGHT HERE! In a chair next to your bed. Note the clothes beneath it. Those aren't dirty, they just don't fit anymore. That brown shirt's too damn tight around the shoulders.
More of those clothes. And a pair of hats. They don't fit me either, and one is a company hat for a job I quit today. That piece of wood hides a hole under the carpet. Fucking installation guy from Adelphia screwed up and drilled through something and it broke and god damnit.
This is the moneyshot. Pillows with no pillowcases; sheets, curtains and blankets that don't match a damn thing, not even themselves, and the bed itself is unmade. And holy fuck is that a Cardinal or something in the bottom left hand corner of the picture
NO BEDFRAME FOR ME, BITCHES.
Be sure to take absolutely everything of worth and value that you own and clump it together on a broken bookshelf and a shitty DVD rack. Is that my hand or something in the frame? I don't know, I'm too lazy to check. That Caddyshack dancing gopher at the very top is fucking awesome, he dances and sings. Scares the hell out of my cats.
Work, eat, and do most of your living in the same three square yards. Nothing contributes faster to heart disease and bad hygeine. I quit one job today and got the same exact fucking job at another company, how shitty is that. still doing remote database work, woo
So there are my tips for unclean living. I hate my life. Sean fucked around with this message on 03-28-2006 at 08:30 PM.
It's not something people hear about.
And my bed is actually well made.
Fortunately I have enough space in my place to hide all my movies and such accessories to life.
I'm not far off. Thank you, master.
Socks aren't paired -- I only own one type, so why roll them up and put them away? They get left in a laundry basket along with underwear.
Clothes are sometimes folded and put on top of that. And all my valuable stuff is in the one corner of my room near my comp. I work from here too. I only leave for class generally!
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Falaanla Marr had this to say about Duck Tales:Socks aren't paired
Freak.
All my useful stuff is just sort of strewn about - my room is pretty small, and I've got a large amount of furniture clumped into it, so I never have to reach for anything. This DOES mean there's giant scary Jenga towers of books and magazines and sketchbooks and crap all over, waiting to fall on you.
And my bed is the cat-nest. Bleagh cat hair everywhere.
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There was much rejoicing when Nicole said this:
My clean laundry goes in the hamper. My dirty laundry goes on the floor. I'm too lazy to put the clean laundry somewhere not in the hamper and all my closets/drawers are filled up with random pack-rat crap that I nevertheless might need someday.All my useful stuff is just sort of strewn about - my room is pretty small, and I've got a large amount of furniture clumped into it, so I never have to reach for anything. This DOES mean there's giant scary Jenga towers of books and magazines and sketchbooks and crap all over, waiting to fall on you.
And my bed is the cat-nest. Bleagh cat hair everywhere.
I had three cats. Two of which never left my room back home. I understand your plight.
Best suggestion for living in slovenly bliss? Don't worry about throwing out old pizza boxes. As long as there's no food in them, you can use the stack as a handy place to put your remote control so you'll never lose it again. Also, any horizontal surface can serve as a place for drifts of papers, books, and software. If it isn't about to topple over, you're not stacking high enough.
My apartment for the most part is clean, my kitchen is super clean. The only time it gets messy is around Thursday or Friday. By then my table and floor get a little cluttered from me coming home and crashing, or if I leave a basket of laundry out.
Even the portion of my room that wasn't completely trashed was messy. It was pretty bad. I've cleaned up my act since, thank god. (aka, still messy but not quite as bad).
I'm not trying to get in on the one-uppidy "OH YEAH?! well..." that this thread is bound to degenerate into, but this seems like an appropriate place to share my own tale of a messy room. It was bad in its own way. Suddar fucked around with this message on 03-28-2006 at 11:52 PM.
You need a bright blue carpet.
It's not something people hear about.
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Sean had this to say about dark elf butts:
I use plastic cups.
Amateur. I use a single 16 ounce cup and wash it out before reusing it.
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Falaanla Marr attempted to be funny by writing:
wash it
It's not something people hear about.
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Sean had this to say about John Romero:
Wash involves filling it once with hot water in the bathroom sink.
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I coup-de-grace Peter with my staff and loot all their genitalia.
My apartment for the most part is clean, my kitchen is super clean.
Oh yeah, my one bit of meticulousness: food. I cannot cook or prepare food in a messy environment. I don't like bits of last night's spaghetti sticking to this morning's bagel. And I NEVER eat in my room, or only eat stuff that comes in a package, and if there's a plate or mug or something I ate out of in there I'm intensely aware of it until I get rid of it. My room may be a clutterheap, but it's without its own little bacteria nationstates.
Way to go, Sean.
The messiest part of my apartment is my unmade bed.
Why?
I went spring cleanig last week, and refuse to let myself degenerate into what it was.
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x--Falaanla MarrO-('-'Q) :
Amateur. I use a single 16 ounce cup and wash it out before reusing it.
Amateur. I use the styrefoam cup from a cup 'o noodles that I ate over a month ago!
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Ryuujining:
I shower everyday and scrub myself with a luffa sponge.
Luffas do not clean you, they just make you pretty and oily.
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Say that again, Maradon!. Say it, I fucking dare you. I have chloroform, fishhooks and lots of time.
Luffas do not clean you, they just make you pretty and oily.
They work awesome on rough skin patches, though. I take one to the soles of my feet every other day. If I do not, I grow enough callus for the skin to be described with the term "armor-plated".
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x--SnootaO-('-'Q) :
I just buy a gallon jug of water at the gas station for 1.29 and leave it sitting on my desk. It'll last me about three days, at which point I walk next door and buy another one.
That's actually not a bad idea
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Snoota had this to say about John Romero:
I just buy a gallon jug of water at the gas station for 1.29 and leave it sitting on my desk. It'll last me about three days, at which point I walk next door and buy another one.
Why not jsut refill it, thats what my family does
Ofcourse we got somethign between 4 and 7 poeple here, so it gets refileld alot, but still
"I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."
-- George Herbert Walker Bush
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Maradon!'s account was hax0red to write:
Luffas do not clean you, they just make you pretty and oily.
Hey I use soap too.
