Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 03-28-2006 at 02:32 PM.
But if you post your credit card info as a good faith gesture, I'm sure we can hook you up.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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This just in via PM!
i have no credit cards so can you fiend 1 online plase
Mark your calendars, folks; I'm speechless. Bloodsage fucked around with this message on 03-28-2006 at 01:18 PM.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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I got a PM too...
are you a girl or boy
Señor Gains fucked around with this message on 03-28-2006 at 01:28 PM.
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Señor Gains wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Suggestions on what to dig out of my box, please. Punky Brewster porn?
Something made of holes and Japan. Kael fucked around with this message on 03-28-2006 at 01:34 PM.
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This insanity brought to you by Kael:
Something made of holes and Japan.
Lampreys are always fun.
PM Update
him: are you a female or nale
me: im a girl, wanna cybr? *wink kiss smiley*
him: ware you live
me: thats not imprtant. do u wan have cybersex, sweety? 
me: yes if you wana have real sex to
Alright, who is this guy? It's not Waisz, I think he's in class. Señor Gains fucked around with this message on 03-28-2006 at 01:40 PM.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
I think the title is NSFW enough.
Incoming. Señor Gains fucked around with this message on 03-28-2006 at 01:46 PM.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
In a faaaar away land known as Africa, there's a big ugly bug called the Tumbu Fly! It's a nasty creature, but it needs to live all the same. These poor little fellows are often without a place to stay. 
So they look for nice squishy place to live! Like boobs!
The ladies that own the boobs don't like the little guys that much. They are very itchy little pests.
So the mean old ladies like to kick them out on the streets! What a mean old lady. 
But their boobs will never be totally back to normal. The uglyness left behind is the Tumbu Fly's sweet sweet revenge on these nasty old hags. 
There's your lesson in the frustrating and heartbreaking life of a the tumbu fly of tropical Africa. 
I have SA to thank for this lovely term being put into my vocabulary, so some of you may have already seen these pictures, but I doubt this fuckbag has :10bux: to spare anyways. Señor Gains fucked around with this message on 03-28-2006 at 01:52 PM.
It's not something people hear about.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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This one time, at Mr. Parcelan camp:
Gains is the natural defense system of Evercrest.
And sometimes he's a worthwhile tool to keep around the house! Hooray.
But I wouldn't keep him in my house. Oh no.
Nuclear wessels.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Cuba:
The problem with this thread, though, is that some smurf will eventually cite is as evidence of EC's alleged anti-new people attitude. To them, a guy wanting free porn is the same as a nuclear physicist.Nuclear wessels.
While Gains may be our strongest defense system, I theorize he is to blame for attracting these creeps. See, when they're searching for a forum to get some ol' porn from... they probably happen along the tags associated with Gains' posts.
Then again- I have no evidence. Just inferrence.
And Lem, it's not theory, that's fact. At least once every couple weeks I'll get a PM asking for some sort of porn. Señor Gains fucked around with this message on 03-28-2006 at 02:58 PM.
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Señor Gains had this to say about dark elf butts:
I know I've brought these people here, so I consider it my duty to keep them at bay.
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Señor Gains had this to say about (_|_):
I know I've brought these people here, so I consider it my duty to keep them at bay.And Lem, it's not theory, that's fact. At least once every couple weeks I'll get a PM asking for some sort of porn.
i r intuitive
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Azymyth had this to say about Pirotess:
I've found worse.
That's because you're in a whole different category of perv than Gains.
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LeMiere had this to say about dark elf butts:
That's because you're in a whole different category of perv than Gains.
That's not worse, that's better! Muuuuuuuuch better!
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Fazum'Zen Fastfist thought about the meaning of life:
That's not worse, that's better! Muuuuuuuuch better!
Are you sure? Because I'm not.
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There was much rejoicing when LeMiere said this:
Are you sure? Because I'm not.
Well... I think I'm sure. I'm pretty sure.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
