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Topic: Well, this is a complete lie.
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 03-17-2006 05:55:54 PM
Massive Magazine, the "first" MMO-only magazine

First is in quotes because it is a lie. How do I know? I WROTE for the first MMO-only magazine. Sure, it didn't survive long, but it was the first one in existence. Came out a few years back, MOG Magazine (Massive Online Gamer).

Computer Games magazine is full of shit

Falaanla Marr fucked around with this message on 03-17-2006 at 05:58 PM.

Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 03-17-2006 07:12:00 PM
That reminds me, my grandma got my brother and I each a sports almanac, I got ESPN and he got TSN. They were both 2005 editions, and they each said on the top "America's best selling sports almanac!" So it's not just computer magazines that are full of shit.
Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
Cobalt Katze
Pancake
posted 03-17-2006 09:32:34 PM
Cover art and logo are pretty bland. Darth Vader? Uh huh, that's MMORPGs in a nutshell.
Cavalier-
Pancake
posted 03-18-2006 03:44:17 AM
quote:
Cobalt Katze had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Darth Vader? Uh huh, that's MMORPGs in a nutshell.

SWG perhaps???

Skaw
posted 03-18-2006 03:50:03 AM
quote:
Cavalier- was listening to Cher while typing:
SWG perhaps???

For SWG to count as an MMO, a massive amount of people have to be playing it.

Cavalier-
Pancake
posted 03-18-2006 03:55:04 AM
LOL! I see what you did there!!

omg SOE was PWNED by that one!!

Toktuk
Pooh Ogre
Keeper of the Shoulders of Peachis Perching
posted 03-18-2006 08:33:09 AM
quote:
Falaanla Marr had this to say about Cuba:
First is in quotes because it is a lie. How do I know? I WROTE for the first MMO-only magazine. Sure, it didn't survive long, but it was the first one in existence. Came out a few years back, MOG Magazine (Massive Online Gamer).

Uh.../golfclap?

-H

Steven Steve
posted 03-18-2006 10:06:27 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Cavalier- was all like:
LOL! I see what you did there!!

omg SOE was PWNED by that one!!


I thought it was funny.

: )

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-18-2006 01:51:06 PM
quote:
Hellbender had this to say about Robocop:
Uh.../golfclap?

-H


yes...

would it have made you better, Fal, to have had it say "First Successful MMO-Only Magazine" by any chance?

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
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Leftover Mog
No, the spelling errors are not intentional
posted 03-18-2006 07:00:48 PM
seems like bad genre for a magazine, honoslty, who plays more than 1 or 2 mmog's?
Won't you be my friend

"I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."
-- George Herbert Walker Bush

ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 03-18-2006 07:01:49 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Leftover Mog said this:
seems like bad genre for a magazine, honoslty, who plays more than 1 or 2 mmog's?

At one time or altogether?

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Leftover Mog
No, the spelling errors are not intentional
posted 03-18-2006 07:13:17 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by ArchAngel:
At one time or altogether?

One time, but they haev farily long retention spans, I would imagine it woudl turn out like an even worse versian of inquest, where 80 percent of the readers only care about 20 percent of the magazine.

Won't you be my friend

"I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."
-- George Herbert Walker Bush

Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 03-18-2006 07:38:31 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Massive Magazine, the "first" MMO-only magazine

First is in quotes because it is a lie. How do I know? I WROTE for the first MMO-only magazine. Sure, it didn't survive long, but it was the first one in existence. Came out a few years back, MOG Magazine (Massive Online Gamer).

Computer Games magazine is full of shit


Did you actually have it published and put in stores for people to purchase? Or was this something that was just done on the Internet?

If it is the latter, they aren't full of shit.

Reynar fucked around with this message on 03-18-2006 at 07:38 PM.

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 03-19-2006 01:01:01 AM
You know what else is a complete lie Bush's foreign policy am I right or what no blood for soil
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 03-19-2006 04:11:27 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan said this about your mom:
You know what else is a complete lie Bush's foreign policy am I right or what no blood for soil

IS this a politics thread, dear sir?! Plz 2 ban urself.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 03-19-2006 10:32:41 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Pirotess:
no blood for soil

No mud to boil!

Maradon!
posted 03-20-2006 12:46:20 AM
LOCKSMITH ORANGE
Lashanna
noob
posted 03-20-2006 12:55:50 AM
halfwit door hinge
Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
LeMiere
posted 03-20-2006 01:01:24 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Lashanna was all like:
halfwit door hinge

Regret my drinking binge.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 03-20-2006 03:32:49 AM
quote:
LeMiere spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Regret my drinking binge.

It made me cringe.

Cavalier-
Pancake
posted 03-20-2006 03:35:32 AM
quote:
Fazum'Zen Fastfist got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
I thought it was funny.

: )


Actually I did too... it came across as more sarcastic than intended.

Maradon!
posted 03-20-2006 09:10:37 AM
HALFWIT AND DOOR HINGE DO NOT COME ANYWHERE CLOSE TO RHYMING WITH LOCKSMITH AND ORANGE

NOTHING RHYMES WITH LOCKSMITH OR ORANGE.

very important poster
a sweet title
posted 03-20-2006 10:22:38 AM
well thanks for clearing that up or we might have had a serious situation on our hands
hey
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-20-2006 03:26:56 PM
quote:
Jensus Model 2000 was programmed to say:
situation on our hands

bitchy nation in vans

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 03-20-2006 03:51:30 PM
i like fruit cocktail cans.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 03-21-2006 02:17:54 AM
Kick in the anal glands.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 03-21-2006 02:19:07 AM
quote:
Maradon! thought about the meaning of life:
HALFWIT AND DOOR HINGE DO NOT COME ANYWHERE CLOSE TO RHYMING WITH LOCKSMITH AND ORANGE

NOTHING RHYMES WITH LOCKSMITH OR ORANGE.


Cocksmith.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 03-21-2006 03:06:40 AM
quote:
Verily, Mr. Parcelan doth proclaim:
Cocksmith.

Stock Sith.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-21-2006 07:23:35 AM
Crotch Width
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Leftover Mog
No, the spelling errors are not intentional
posted 03-22-2006 10:16:58 PM
Watch myth

Leftover Mog fucked around with this message on 03-22-2006 at 10:20 PM.

Won't you be my friend

"I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."
-- George Herbert Walker Bush

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 03-22-2006 11:39:36 PM
Hot Swiss
Skaw
posted 03-23-2006 12:26:15 AM
Swiss Miss
Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 03-23-2006 12:54:39 AM
mis-match
Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
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