Do you enjoy the smell of your own farts? Maradon! fucked around with this message on 03-17-2006 at 01:19 AM.
I thought about it while, in fact, peeing in the shower. But the thought never made it to the internet.
farts are cool too i guess. Smelling my own just reassures that I could possibly be affecting others and that makes me Señor Gains fucked around with this message on 03-17-2006 at 01:23 AM.
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It is actually a well-documented fact that my great ancestor, Achilles du Parce, brought down Troy's walls after eating the family recipe for double stack death nachos.
And I only like my farts if they're loud. Really loud.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
However, I do rather enjoy the smell of my farts.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
secondly, this thread needs Pee in the shwoer by guttermouth!
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I'm not who you think I am
And I think you could use a head exam
And I know I'm not always right
But how can we make babies
If you won't spend the night
Just because I live like an animal
[Chorus:]Room smells like a petting zoo
Sometimes I go pee in the shower
Does not mean I don't love you
Not me not me:no no no
Not me not me
Maybe all your friends were right
One look at me no more appetite
And maybe you'll give me a chance
I'd take you out to dinner
But I can't find my pants
[Chorus]
Not me not me:no no no
Not me not:no no no
Nobody knows nobody knows
[Chorus]
Love you, a hole bunch of times
"I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."
-- George Herbert Walker Bush
However, sometimes my farts are delightfully putrid. Though sometimes they can also be strong enough to chip paint. D:
Voted #2. Sometimes I like the smell of my farts, but I never pee in the shower. (Well, I did once and it didn't feel right.) Willias fucked around with this message on 03-17-2006 at 05:17 PM.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
This also means I pee in the shower. Out of necessity.
And my farts don't smell, so I can't enjoy them. I don't really fart or burp anymore. I release air; it's soundless and scentless. I do not know where this blessing comes but I'm not complaining. 
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Maradon! had this to say about Tron:
Do you pee in the shower?Do you enjoy the smell of your own farts?
1: Yes. All over Karnaj's face.
2: Not personally, but Karnaj loves them.
It's not something people hear about.
It's not a concious decision. 
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Verily, Mortious doth proclaim:
Peeing in the shower is just laziness. I mean jeez the toilet is no more than a meter away.
True, but I'm not really that good of a shot. Sometimes I hit the wall, or the sink, or the towel rack.
That's where I keep the guest towels, naturally.
It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.
Any surprise from the resident nancy boy?
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There was much rejoicing when Zaile Ghostmaker said this:
True, but I'm not really that good of a shot. Sometimes I hit the wall, or the sink, or the towel rack.That's where I keep the guest towels, naturally.
Note: dont use the towels at Zaile's place.....
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We were all impressed when Zaile Ghostmaker wrote:
True, but I'm not really that good of a shot. Sometimes I hit the wall, or the sink, or the towel rack.That's where I keep the guest towels, naturally.
hee hee hee...
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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Peter had this to say about John Romero:
If you piss in the shower you might as well piss in the sink.
On occassion.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
And besides, I've peed in the shower all my life. And, I've never had atheletes foot.
Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
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Skawing:
Ammonia is a natural cleanser. Peeing in the shower is better for the tub than the dirt that you actually clean off.
Healthy human urine straight out of the body contains no ammonia.
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Skaw had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Ammonia is a natural cleanser. Peeing in the shower is better for the tub than the dirt that you actually clean off.
Urine is sterile, but not sterilizing. There's a difference.
It's not something people hear about.
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Sean Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Urine is sterile, but not sterilizing. There's a difference.
Speak for yourself.
I piss lye.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Only pain.
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We were all impressed when Sean wrote:
Urine is sterile, but not sterilizing. There's a difference.
It doesnt count as sterile. It is only sterile to YOU. That is, your own piss is only sterile to you. Other peoples whiz may not have the same properties.
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Señor Gains attempted to be funny by writing:
Sneezing and farting at the same time is not enjoyable.Only pain.
That pain is a pittance compared to sneezing and farting at the same time less than a week after abdominal surgery and you still have 27 surgical steel staples holding your innards where they belong. I nearly passed out from the pain.
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Mortious had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Peeing in the shower is just laziness. I mean jeez the toilet is no more than a meter away.
But you have to turn off the shower, step out, make sure you don't slip on the lino, get to the loo, pee, make sure you hands are dried enough so the bog roll doesn't stick to them (If you're a girl), flush, get back into the shower once again trying not to slip on the lino and continue showering. 
Goooooodddddddd that's so much effort. leckzilla! fucked around with this message on 03-22-2006 at 06:16 PM.
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Peanut butter ass Shaq leckzilla! booooze lime pole over bench lick:
But you have to turn off the shower, step out, make sure you don't slip on the lino, get to the loo, pee, make sure you hands are dried enough so the bog roll doesn't stick to them (If you're a girl), flush, get back into the shower once again trying not to slip on the lino and continue showering.
Charming british slang ahoy!
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leckzilla! had this to say about Tron:
But you have to turn off the shower, step out, make sure you don't slip on the lino, get to the loo, pee, make sure you hands are dried enough so the bog roll doesn't stick to them (If you're a girl), flush, get back into the shower once again trying not to slip on the lino and continue showering.Goooooodddddddd that's so much effort.
Bog roll is tp?
And slip? WTF I thought bath rugs were to prevent that. I have though been in a house with carpeted bathrooms 
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Peter had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
I have though been in a house with carpeted bathrooms
One of our bathrooms is carpeted. Good god, that sucks so much that we avoid it if all possible.
We'd rip it up and lay down some tile if it weren't easier to just use it for pissing and nothing else.
It's not something people hear about.
