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Drysart
Pancake
posted 03-09-2006 11:03:55 PM

BUZZ BUZZ MOTHERFUCKER

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Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 03-09-2006 11:05:05 PM
Oh shit
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Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
Tremendous Faggot
posted 03-09-2006 11:06:03 PM
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE

YOUR WEAPONS ARE USELESS

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Lashanna
noob
posted 03-09-2006 11:07:30 PM
The greatest show in television history.
Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
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Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 03-09-2006 11:09:04 PM
Never let it be said that Drys doesn't deliver what he promises.



moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

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Kael
Whistlepig
posted 03-09-2006 11:11:50 PM
This is a honey of a thread.
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Leftover Mog
No, the spelling errors are not intentional
posted 03-09-2006 11:16:55 PM
quote:
Verily, Lashanna doth proclaim:
The greatest show in television history.

I never understood what all the buzz was about

Won't you be my friend

"I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."
-- George Herbert Walker Bush

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 03-09-2006 11:32:22 PM
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Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 03-10-2006 12:34:21 AM
Why did Christ die on the cross?
He forgot the safeword.
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Led
*kaboom*
posted 03-10-2006 12:38:08 AM
OMG BEEFS!#%
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tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 03-10-2006 12:39:39 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Mr. Parcelan was all like:

WTF is on his 'stache?

Vallo fucked around with this message on 03-10-2006 at 12:40 AM.

There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
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Demos
Pancake
posted 03-10-2006 01:36:55 AM
I'd punch all the bees in the face.
"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
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Drysart
Pancake
posted 03-10-2006 01:42:21 AM
quote:
Xyrra came out of the closet to say:

I like my women like I like my coffee...

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Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
Tremendous Faggot
posted 03-10-2006 01:47:01 AM
quote:
Drysart had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I like my women like I like my coffee...

Ground up and in the freezer?

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TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 03-10-2006 01:57:12 AM
quote:
Señor Gains spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Ground up and in the freezer?

Black, hot and sweet.


.....

The worst member of EC.
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Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 03-10-2006 02:00:19 AM
quote:
Drysart's account was hax0red to write:
I like my women like I like my coffee...

Black, hot... and with a spoon in them?

Why did Christ die on the cross?
He forgot the safeword.
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Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 03-10-2006 02:05:14 AM
this is highly inappropriate
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Drysart
Pancake
posted 03-10-2006 02:23:37 AM
quote:
Xyrra came out of the closet to say:
Black, hot... and with a spoon in them?

Covered in bees!!!!

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 03-10-2006 02:25:34 AM
What
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Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 03-10-2006 04:05:19 AM
"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
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Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 03-10-2006 09:36:02 AM
Someone ban this faggo---- ohhhhhhhhh.. nm.
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 03-10-2006 12:02:49 PM
I've already issued a warning. This guy is going down.
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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 03-10-2006 02:31:24 PM
Drys is as good as his word!
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Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 03-10-2006 02:48:14 PM
quote:
Drysart had this to say about Pirotess:
Covered in bees!!!!

Why did Christ die on the cross?
He forgot the safeword.
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Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 03-10-2006 02:50:07 PM
Is that a guy or a girl?
"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-10-2006 02:54:23 PM
It looks like Eddie Izzard in makeup.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 03-10-2006 02:57:39 PM
It looks like Iggy Pop before the drugs.
"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
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Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 03-10-2006 03:17:27 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Robocop:
It looks like is Eddie Izzard (who, as a transvestite) wears makeup.

Xyrra fucked around with this message on 03-10-2006 at 03:23 PM.

Why did Christ die on the cross?
He forgot the safeword.
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Mayor of Townsville
Pancake
posted 03-10-2006 03:23:26 PM
Thread certainly delivers. We have bees.

Mayor of Townsville fucked around with this message on 03-10-2006 at 03:23 PM.

The city of Townsville... is entirely mine!
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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 03-10-2006 03:26:36 PM
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Maradon!
posted 03-10-2006 03:27:11 PM
Every time I see Eddie Izzard nowadays he's dressed like a man. So I dunno.
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Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 03-10-2006 04:00:45 PM
BEES

OH GOD

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
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Sean
posted 03-10-2006 04:01:23 PM
in before beecock
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-10-2006 04:12:24 PM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about Captain Planet:
Every time I see Eddie Izzard nowadays he's dressed like a man. So I dunno.

He gave up the transvestite hook years ago.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 03-10-2006 04:35:41 PM
*Screams and runs away from bees *
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Steven Steve
posted 03-10-2006 07:01:12 PM
quote:
Inferno-Spirit obviously shouldn't have said:

Oh no! Here comes Tier and so forth.

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Drysart
Pancake
posted 03-10-2006 11:11:58 PM
quote:
Bloodsage came out of the closet to say:

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Maradon!
posted 03-10-2006 11:32:16 PM
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 03-11-2006 05:46:37 AM
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-11-2006 05:48:17 AM
Thrush Commander.
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