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Topic: waisz told me to post a thread
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 03-09-2006 10:33:35 PM
[04:31:50] <Jens> i just spent the past three hours talking to random people at the bar
[04:32:12] <Jens> then i went up and made out with some girl out of nowhere and then i went home
[04:32:17] <Jens> i dont know why im telling you this

everyone who reads this except me is a faggot

hey
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Gadani
U
posted 03-09-2006 10:34:31 PM
i wish i had your social skillz
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-09-2006 10:42:46 PM
What you need is something to eat. Maybe big, greasy cheeseburger with lots of fried onions and gobs of mayonnaise. Or maybe some fried eggs, sunny side up with the yolks good and runny you can burst and spread all over the egg meats like a sauce.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 03-09-2006 10:43:35 PM
boy, do i lovvvveee cock.
"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
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very important poster
a sweet title
posted 03-09-2006 10:59:35 PM
btw i didnt get head

or laid

hey
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-10-2006 06:33:47 AM
I believe that makes you a gigantic faggot alongside the rest of us.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 03-10-2006 09:17:55 AM
I had sex with my girlfriend this morning.


Edit: Faggots.

Blindy. fucked around with this message on 03-10-2006 at 09:18 AM.

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very important poster
a sweet title
posted 03-10-2006 04:14:11 PM
quote:
In a disastrous attempt to be funny and clever, Blindy. wrote:
I had sex with my girlfriend this morning.


Edit: Faggots.

noone cares because she looks like shit

hey
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Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 03-10-2006 05:53:59 PM
Yeah dude, that's why she's a model.
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 03-10-2006 06:54:36 PM
My girlfriend is a model/ninja.
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 03-10-2006 07:34:02 PM
My Ninja has a girlfriend.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Naj
I asked for a title and didn't get banned!
posted 03-10-2006 11:05:40 PM
quote:
Jensus had this to say about dark elf butts:
btw i didnt get head

or laid

V-S-A-M
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Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
Tremendous Faggot
posted 03-10-2006 11:07:04 PM
quote:
Naj wrote this stupid crap:
[xIMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/Naji8/bridget.gif[/IMG]

I should post a bridget futa thread.

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very important poster
a sweet title
posted 03-11-2006 05:00:37 AM
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In a disastrous attempt to be funny and clever, Blindy. wrote:
Yeah dude, that's why she's a model.

lots of ugly girls are models. a girl in my old class was positively a mutant with no tits but also an underwear model.

being a model does not mean you are good looking in real life, such as is the case with your girlfriend. in fact, my argument doesn't even make any sense because your girlfriend looks like shit on photos too.

hey
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-11-2006 05:44:33 AM
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Jensus said:
being a model does not mean you are good looking in real life

Being a model means you can walk in a straight line with absolutely no expression on your face, and eat like 1 lettuce leaf for your whole daily diet.

Other than that yeah you can look like a gorilla.

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