How do you deal with your nose hairs?
I find that trimming them with scissors or the like makes my nose unbelievably itchy, as the "stubble" continuously pokes into the other walls of my nostril.
One time I tried to sniff a scented candle and it ignited my nose hairs, and they remained perfectly trimmed with no itchiness until they grew back. I haven't had the balls to try this again, however.
So far my method has been to rip them out with my fingers or a pair of double round needle nose pliers, but this hurts like a motherfucker and one time I gave myself a really fucking bad nosebleed. THERE MUST BE AN EASIER WAY! Perhaps a trimming method I am not aware of, or something?
Edit: These guys make nosehair trimmers. Willias fucked around with this message on 03-06-2006 at 12:59 AM.
I used to use something like this. Had an attachment for nosehairs.
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Peanut butter ass Shaq Willias booooze lime pole over bench lick:
Just buy an electric trimmer/shaving thingy with an attachment that would allow you to trim said nosehairs?
Those are the WORST.
I used one of those once and my nostrils were so itchy for the first day that it literally caused my eyes to water constantly.
DO I JUST HAVE ULTRA SENSITIVE NOSTRILS OR SOMETHING!?
Or you could be cutting the hair too short, or not short enough!
But yeah, anything you do is going to hurt or itch. Blame all of the nerves in there. Why must they feel so much pain? D:
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There was much rejoicing when Peter said this:
Don't have any
You must get a lot of sinus infections, then.
And yeah...pluck 'em and deal with it. But don't like...dig around. Plug the ones near the opening of your nose. If you're digging, you're going after the wrong ones.
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Demos had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I'm going with the "set them on fire again" option.
Agreed, if only for the hilarious mental image I have right now. leckzilla! fucked around with this message on 03-06-2006 at 09:24 AM.
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There was much rejoicing when Demos said this:
I'm going with the "set them on fire again" option.
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leckzilla! had this to say about pies:
Agreed, if only for the hilarious mental image I have right now.
I agree with them, this would be the most prudent coarse of action, also this would make a great picture series. Also remember, fire is good!
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Maradon! had this to say about Cuba:
I don't think you guys realize how scary igniting your nosehairs is.
Okay, I have an idea, get drunk first! Then do it!
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Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
You must get a lot of sinus infections, then.
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Not really, but I am one of those hardy assholes that never get sick.
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How.... Maradon!.... uughhhhhh:
I don't think you guys realize how scary igniting your nosehairs is.
Ive been bored anough to burn off randm patches of armhair and it realy worked out great, they stopped burning assoon as the hair ended, it didnt feel all hot or anything, and it didnt itch at all, i imagine putting a match in your nose would be prettyscary, but i dont think it owudl be that dangerous or anything
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Leftover Moging:
Ive been bored anough to burn off randm patches of armhair and it realy worked out great, they stopped burning assoon as the hair ended, it didnt feel all hot or anything, and it didnt itch at all, i imagine putting a match in your nose would be prettyscary, but i dont think it owudl be that dangerous or anything
The trouble is that fire - including the fire of burning hair - goes up.
As in "up away from your arm"
or, alternately, "up into your sensitive sinuses"
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Maradon! had this to say about Knight Rider:
The trouble is that fire - including the fire of burning hair - goes up.As in "up away from your arm"
or, alternately, "up into your sensitive sinuses"
do it while laying down with your head back
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Zaile Ghostmaker had this to say about Robocop:
Snort some Nair.
You sir, have just came up with the most horribly painful thing in the history of mankind.
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Leftover Mog's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
do it while laying down with your head back
This is starting to sound more and more like a fraternity hazing ritual
"Lay on your bed...with your head dangling off the side, nostrils up...light a fireplace match so as not to burn your fingers...insert the match into your nostrils, each in turn. When your nostrils are barren of hair...you shall be a brother in our fraternity..."
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Cuba:
This is starting to sound more and more like a fraternity hazing ritual"Lay on your bed...with your head dangling off the side, nostrils up...light a fireplace match so as not to burn your fingers...insert the match into your nostrils, each in turn. When your nostrils are barren of hair...you shall be a brother in our fraternity..."
Koolaid on my moniter 
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Death of Rats fucked around with this message on 03-06-2006 at 08:41 PM.
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Naimah said:
You sir, have just came up with the most horribly painful thing in the history of mankind.
Actually, I would rate that at #2.
#3 is to take some poison ivy, and crush it to extract the liquids. Then, unroll some toilet paper, drip the liquid onto it (carefully), and let it dry. Reroll it, and place into the bathroom.
#1 is much like #3, except that you don't use toilet paper. You use a fabric softener sheet, that you put back into the box once it's doctored.
It is held in thought
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Zaile Ghostmaker's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Actually, I would rate that at #2.#3 is to take some poison ivy, and crush it to extract the liquids. Then, unroll some toilet paper, drip the liquid onto it (carefully), and let it dry. Reroll it, and place into the bathroom.
#1 is much like #3, except that you don't use toilet paper. You use a fabric softener sheet, that you put back into the box once it's doctored.
bah, i already know a topper to that. Take a heap of poison ivy and toss it on a fire and that a deep breath and stand in the smoke. See we had some kids in scouts do that. The next day they looked like sewer mutants 
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Peanut butter ass Shaq Peter booooze lime pole over bench lick:
bah, i already know a topper to that. Take a heap of poison ivy and toss it on a fire and that a deep breath and stand in the smoke. See we had some kids in scouts do that. The next day they looked like sewer mutants
Yeah, that can also kill you really, REALLY easily. Even if your trachia doesn't swell shut, even if you don't drown in the fluid from the sores in your lungs, you're still facing massive respiratory damage.
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Azakiasing:
Wax 'em.
That's actually not a bad idea. Sorta like when you get a booger with a long nose hair embedded in it, and extract them both at the same time, only less gross.
The only question is, what would be a preferable way of getting wax into and out of my nose...
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Maradon! got served! Maradon! got served!
That's actually not a bad idea. Sorta like when you get a booger with a long nose hair embedded in it, and extract them both at the same time, only less gross.The only question is, what would be a preferable way of getting wax into and out of my nose...
Rectally, of course.
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A sleep deprived Maradon! stammered:
That's actually not a bad idea. Sorta like when you get a booger with a long nose hair embedded in it, and extract them both at the same time, only less gross.The only question is, what would be a preferable way of getting wax into and out of my nose...
waxcicles. You lay back on the bed, stuff some cotton into your nose, then pour in the wax, add toothpicks (or little cocktail shrimp forks), wait for the wax to harden, then turn upright and yank really hard, really fast.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Maradon! said:
Yeah, that can also kill you really, REALLY easily. Even if your trachia doesn't swell shut, even if you don't drown in the fluid from the sores in your lungs, you're still facing massive respiratory damage....
Look these braniacs thought it was a good idea to go running around a big pile of road salt, throwning it at each other like snowballs.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael said this about your mom:
waxcicles. You lay back on the bed, stuff some cotton into your nose, then pour in the wax, add toothpicks (or little cocktail shrimp forks), wait for the wax to harden, then turn upright and yank really hard, really fast.
jesus ow
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Willias enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Edit: These guys make nosehair trimmers.
Never buy a Remington beard/nosehair trimmer. They're crap. I bought one for my beard, and it had a bad habit of going from 5 to 1 as soon as I started trimming. Had to shave an entire month's worth of growth off because of the unsightly patches. And their electric razors miss hairs.
Buy a Norelco. They're much better.
