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What is it I see that our old friend is up to now!
<Snootay> Har.
<Snootay> Yuri is a stalker.
<Snootay> 
<GenghisParce> HAR
<Snootay> HAR IM DRUNK
<GenghisParce> HAR
<Snootay> Seriously, though, now that I'm a bit more sober.
<Snootay> Yuri was interested in what Emily was doing recently, and went and tracked down every fucking message board she's posted on since she stopped reading EC.
<Snootay> He's a fucking stalker.
<Snootay> He never even talked to her, just found out everything she's been doing for the last few years.
<GenghisParce> HAR
Look Out Ladies Productions presents: Internet Detective Yuri!
This is a childish flame thread that makes me laugh so we will keep it because stalkers are not tolerated in this community.
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Check out the big brain on Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael!
What about stockings?
The kind you wear, the kind you hang near the chimney or the kind that pimply-faced teenage boys do in Target?
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Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
srsly Asha'man fucked around with this message on 03-02-2006 at 08:07 PM.
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This insanity brought to you by Asha'man:
Well shit, when you see your ex-girlfriend posting on Sanguinarius.com all hyped up about being a vampire IRL... You can't help searching a bit.srsly
queue efff tea Yuri fucked around with this message on 03-02-2006 at 08:10 PM.
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nem-x had this to say about Pirotess:
im more of a vampire fyi
It it's white.. it aint blood.
But I do have to ask.. do your fangs slant inward? (OHO!)
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Mr. Parcelan stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
The kind you wear, the kind you hang near the chimney or the kind that pimply-faced teenage boys do in Target?
the first two.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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How.... Yuri.... uughhhhhh:
queue efff tea
Emily thought she was a vampire long before you ever met her. She's always been insane.
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Snoota thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Emily thought she was a vampire long before you ever met her. She's always been insane.
She seems much more crazy now!
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fuck, my MSN is niklas_potter@hotmail.com Everyone better add the fuck out of me.
Niklas fucked around with this message on 03-03-2006 at 10:20 PM.
edit: On that note, where's irc these days? irc.blahblahblah.net on 6667 or evercrest.com? Don't seem to be able to connect to either.
"You'd be correct."
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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So quoth Mortious:
It's natures way of finding a balance. If you're beautiful, you have to be a freakin' nutcase.
Nutcases are hard to break in to but once you manage it, the oily goodness is your's. Oh yes. Walnut oil all over you. I've been watching you.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Mortious said:
It's natures way of finding a balance. If you're beautiful, you have to be a freakin' nutcase.
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<malaclypse> The general rule on about people on IRC seems to be "Attractive, single, mentally stable: choose two"
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Khyron's fortune cookie read:
<malaclypse> The general rule on about people on IRC seems to be "Attractive, single, mentally stable: choose two"
There's nothing clever to say to that because it's stupid.
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Niklas said:
There's nothing clever to say to that because it's stupid.
True though. 
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ACES! Another post by Mortious:
True though.
Bugger off, I still need to meet you, you tard. I'm even almost northern now.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Mortious was all like:
It's natures way of finding a balance. If you're beautiful, you have to be a freakin' nutcase.
The law of internet availability is thus:
1) The woman you met is single
2) The woman you met is beautiful
3) The woman you met is sane
Pick 2.
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Demos probably says this to all the girls:
The law of internet availability is thus:1) The woman you met is single
2) The woman you met is beautiful
3) The woman you met is sanePick 2.
For christ's sake, now you're just repeating.
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Niklas Model 2000 was programmed to say:
For christ's sake, now you're just repeating.
Bah, I didn't read far enough in. Sue me.
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Demos Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Bah, I didn't read far enough in. Sue me.
I'd love to but my law friends advise against it on the basis of tenuous relation or somesuch. I really don't know.
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Demos had this to say about Tron:
The law of internet availability is thus:1) The woman you met is single
2) The woman you met is beautiful
3) The woman you met is sanePick 2.
Murphy's Law: (Beauty)(Brains)(Availability)= Constant
