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Topic: I look goofy, but my girlfriend is hot.
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 02-27-2006 08:08:32 PM
Image update time! What are you guys up to lately?

Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 02-27-2006 08:15:18 PM
I propose all updating of person pictures be limited to flame threads so people can be honest.
Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Sean
posted 02-27-2006 08:20:55 PM
Blindy looks like a bulldyke, and I say that with all honesty.

You look like a lesbian.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 02-27-2006 08:26:10 PM
do you want Kirane to come in here and shit on us with his obviously superior social life? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!
"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 02-27-2006 08:26:47 PM
quote:
Manticore's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
do you want Kirane to come in here and shit on us with his obviously superior social life? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!

A dildo in the beer counts as superior?

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 02-27-2006 08:29:05 PM
quote:
Kaiote thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
A dildo in the beer counts as superior?

I'm a sad, sad, person.

"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Skaw
posted 02-27-2006 08:29:57 PM
quote:
Kaiote had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
A dildo in the beer counts as superior?

Don't forget his Trans Am. HOW COULD YOU FORGET HIS TRANS AM!!!!

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 02-27-2006 08:33:29 PM
quote:
I like it when Sean says:
Blindy looks like a bulldyke, and I say that with all honesty.

You look like a lesbian.


Well I do hate me some men.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 02-27-2006 08:35:59 PM
Your girlfriend is nice-looking.

Tappa tappa tappa.

Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 02-27-2006 08:36:20 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Manticore said this:
I'm a sad, sad, person.

Now this made me laugh.

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 02-27-2006 09:39:59 PM

There's not much beyond that.

El Cuchillo
RETARD! DO NOT FEED!
posted 02-27-2006 09:59:00 PM
I don't have a picture, but a coolant hose on my car busted and I had to get it fixed.

Watching steam poor out from under your hood is happyfunsauce!

Strip Club - Online Comic Reader and Archiver for Linux and Windows (and maybe OSX)
Razor
posted 02-27-2006 10:02:22 PM
quote:
Alidane had this to say about John Romero:

There's not much beyond that.


well damn.... I can understand that.... and I still look the same....

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 02-27-2006 10:05:11 PM
Looks an awful lot like Sean Hannity.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Leftover Mog
No, the spelling errors are not intentional
posted 02-27-2006 10:59:51 PM
Angst mostly.

Seeign the dropkick murphies on wensday though, so looking forward to that!

Ice skatigns awesome though, i went for thefirs titem in years a few weeks ago with my step siblings, we had a blast


Alidane waht is that your workign on, it looks realy cool

Won't you be my friend

"I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."
-- George Herbert Walker Bush

Cobalt Katze
Pancake
posted 02-28-2006 12:21:15 AM
Naimah
In a Fire
posted 02-28-2006 12:23:28 AM
You sure like to play with levels alot.
Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 02-28-2006 12:30:44 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Leftover Mog was all like:
Alidane waht is that your workign on, it looks realy cool

That's a couple SPI transactions between a microprocessor and slave.

It's for a CubeSat.

Cobalt Katze
Pancake
posted 02-28-2006 12:32:30 AM
quote:
Naimah Model 2000 was programmed to say:
You sure like to play with levels alot.

The levels are hot. And the sound is wet.

Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 02-28-2006 12:37:46 PM
quote:
Leftover Mog stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Seeign the dropkick murphies on wensday though, so looking forward to that!

Fucking sweet. Saw them a few years ago at Warped Tour and I've been waiting for them to come around here again. They don't seem to hit Canada very much though :/

'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 02-28-2006 12:38:46 PM
They come to Vegas about once a year.

So does Flogging Molly and the Reverend Horton Heat.

Eat it. ^_^

Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 02-28-2006 01:34:40 PM
Am I the only one who thinks that that picture of BLindy makes him resemble Sloth from the Goonies just a bit?
"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
Yuri
posted 02-28-2006 03:27:42 PM
Most recent pic of me and my gf:

And Blindy does look like a chick.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 02-28-2006 03:29:59 PM
I like Yuri's chick.

Always liked brunettes though.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 02-28-2006 03:33:23 PM
She is pretty hot for a girl that has a pizza-face fetish.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 02-28-2006 03:35:04 PM
He probably kidnapped her after stalking her on the internet for months.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 02-28-2006 03:35:45 PM
quote:
Snoota had this to say about Captain Planet:
He probably kidnapped her after stalking her on the internet for months.

That cane is the stick he beats her with when she begs to be let out of the basement.

Yuri
posted 02-28-2006 03:36:17 PM
quote:
Snoota wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
He probably kidnapped her after stalking her on the internet for months.

Took me awhile too Next up is you bebe

Oh and Parce: Where's your girlfriend? That's right. Shut up.

Yuri fucked around with this message on 02-28-2006 at 03:36 PM.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 02-28-2006 03:37:43 PM
quote:
Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, Mr. Parcelan absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
That cane is the stick he beats her with when she begs to be let out of the basement.

No kidding--what's with all the lame white dudes trying to be all pimp-y? The pimp look is stupid even on people who manage to look comfortable in the get-up, much less lame white dudes.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Yuri
posted 02-28-2006 03:38:47 PM
quote:
Bloodsage was listening to Cher while typing:
No kidding--what's with all the lame white dudes trying to be all pimp-y? The pimp look is stupid even on people who manage to look comfortable in the get-up, much less lame white dudes.

The cane was to walk. I had a fracture earlier in the week from a soccer accident and I didn't feel like using crutches. Doctor gave me the cane.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 02-28-2006 03:39:04 PM
quote:
From the book of Yuri, chapter 3, verse 16:
Took me awhile too Next up is you bebe

Oh and Parce: Where's your girlfriend? That's right. Shut up.


She'll be coming back once the check clears.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 02-28-2006 03:49:49 PM
quote:
Yuri stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Where's your girlfriend?

Me and my girlfriends! I'm the one in the middle.


Yuri
posted 02-28-2006 03:52:20 PM
Damnit I explained the cane. Read fucker!
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 02-28-2006 04:01:19 PM
quote:
So quoth Yuri:
Damnit I explained the cane. Read fucker!

Yeah, and my limp when I walk is because my gigantic cock messes up my balance.

Yuri
posted 02-28-2006 04:09:21 PM
quote:
Snoota's fortune cookie read:
Yeah, and my limp when I walk is because my gigantic cock messes up my balance.

You should get that checked out man :\

Leftover Mog
No, the spelling errors are not intentional
posted 02-28-2006 04:42:21 PM
quote:
Caid '5 Fists' Berrit said this about your mom:
Fucking sweet. Saw them a few years ago at Warped Tour and I've been waiting for them to come around here again. They don't seem to hit Canada very much though :/

Their in newyork fairly often, this will be my third time seeing them

The pogues are playing five days strait later this month, I realy want to go, but their is noway i can justify spending over ahundred bucks on a ticket


Been to any cool shows recently?

Won't you be my friend

"I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."
-- George Herbert Walker Bush

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 02-28-2006 04:44:01 PM
Dammit, Snoota! You made me hurt myself on the underside of my desk.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 02-28-2006 04:58:44 PM
Eva Mendez and Vida Guerra are the only women for me.
Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 02-28-2006 07:53:43 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Dammit, Snoota! You made me hurt myself on the underside of my desk.

Roll the chair back, THEN fap.

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 02-28-2006 08:11:45 PM
Your girlfriend is ugly and you look like a mongoloid. Stop making these threads already.
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