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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 02-14-2006 04:08:14 AM
The one day I'm forced to love you all. ^_______________________________^

Smoochie smoochie smoo!

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LeMiere
posted 02-14-2006 04:29:01 AM
Happy Valentine's Day!
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ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 02-14-2006 04:43:56 AM
quote:
Mortious enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
The one day I'm forced to love you all. ^_______________________________^

Smoochie smoochie smoo!

Ugh... Shadowknight slobber...

Happy Love Day folks

"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 02-14-2006 05:01:48 AM
Anyone who rejects Mortious' love shall be banned.
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ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 02-14-2006 05:05:19 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Anyone who rejects Mortious' love shall be banned.

Are you sure?

I mean... more for you that way...

"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
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Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 02-14-2006 07:55:07 AM
happy VD EC.
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 02-14-2006 08:20:38 AM
Text the following to every girl in your mobile:

"Thanks for the flowers, 'secret admirer.'"

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Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 02-14-2006 08:25:34 AM
Fuck that, I still hate all you god damn bastards.
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 02-14-2006 08:51:01 AM
quote:
Batty said:
Fuck that, I still hate all you god damn bastards.

b&

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Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 02-14-2006 08:53:49 AM
quote:
Mortious was listening to Cher while typing:
b&

I b& you last night, you filthy Brit.

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BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 02-14-2006 09:23:14 AM
Happy Valentine's Day
Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 02-14-2006 10:50:00 AM
I love mort. Frequently.
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Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
Tremendous Faggot
posted 02-14-2006 11:16:57 AM
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 02-14-2006 11:18:47 AM
That's fucking scary, Gains.
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Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
Tremendous Faggot
posted 02-14-2006 11:21:16 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Mortious!
That's fucking scary, Gains.

I'm full of love.

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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 02-14-2006 11:48:51 AM
quote:
So quoth Pvednes:
Text the following to every girl in your mobile:

"Thanks for the flowers, 'secret admirer.'"

I only have a couple of girls on my cell phone

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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 02-14-2006 12:01:38 PM
*loves Mort all night long*
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 02-14-2006 12:06:02 PM
*can't sit down in the morning*

*doesn't really mind*

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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 02-14-2006 01:34:24 PM
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New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 02-14-2006 02:50:03 PM

I give you all, those crappy little hearts made out of earwig honey.

What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
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Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
Tremendous Faggot
posted 02-14-2006 02:55:19 PM
quote:
New Age Bane had this to say about Robocop:

I give you all, those crappy little hearts made out of earwig honey.

i fucking love those

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Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 02-14-2006 02:57:05 PM
Why did Christ die on the cross?
He forgot the safeword.
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Ryuujin
posted 02-14-2006 03:08:43 PM
moas
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New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 02-14-2006 03:10:39 PM

Umm, yeh I stole it from SA, but I thought it would be relevant since well it is Mort.

What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
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Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 02-14-2006 04:16:34 PM
In the above picture, the wookie is seen in his natural habitat, "copping a feel".
"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
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Caela
Crazed Ex-Angel
posted 02-14-2006 06:12:32 PM
"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. " - the "Professor" - The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress
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Led
*kaboom*
posted 02-14-2006 08:33:15 PM

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Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 02-14-2006 08:38:20 PM
I laughed harder than I should have at that Led.
"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 02-14-2006 10:06:22 PM
Dance Goblin loves you.

I don't.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 02-15-2006 01:51:28 AM
quote:
Led wrote, obviously thinking too hard:

Awesome!

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 02-15-2006 06:42:31 AM



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leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 02-19-2006 05:25:14 AM
I do not reject Mort's love.

However, I am angered that when I came downstairs on Tuesday I had more mail than i've ever had in my life, but not one tasteless gesture of affection! I was expecting at least a few joke cards (8p Asda card anyone?) but nothing! Even my mates can't be pissed with it anymore.

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