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Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 02-08-2006 04:00:02 PM
he got banned and then sent alek a lot of stuff in a box!!!
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 02-08-2006 04:01:03 PM
What kind of stuff?
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 02-08-2006 04:02:07 PM
Child porn and aborted unicorn fetuses.
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Alaan
posted 02-08-2006 04:02:20 PM
Was it anthrax ? A fruit cake?

Alaan fucked around with this message on 02-08-2006 at 04:02 PM.

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Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 02-08-2006 04:17:34 PM
When will you fruits get it into your heads, despite however desperately you apparently need me to be Somthor, I'm not?

I had a bunch of stuff I was getting rid of that I couldn’t be bothered to EBay, and so it was offered here the first person who send me their address got it.

Why is this a problem?

Jackman fucked around with this message on 02-08-2006 at 04:35 PM.

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Maradon!
posted 02-08-2006 04:41:06 PM
Maybe the stuff that he posted a thread about sending to someone?
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Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 02-09-2006 03:38:12 AM
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Jackman said:
When will you fruits get it into your heads, despite however desperately you apparently need me to be Somthor, I'm not?

I had a bunch of stuff I was getting rid of that I couldn’t be bothered to EBay, and so it was offered here the first person who send me their address got it.

Why is this a problem?

Got proof otherwise there sparky?

Hey Alek.. is the return address on the box from Florida?

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 02-09-2006 04:35:21 AM
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Kaiote got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Got proof otherwise there sparky?

Hey Alek.. is the return address on the box from Florida?

Got any proof that you aren't Somthor, smartypants?

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 02-09-2006 06:16:59 AM
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Tarquinn had this to say about dark elf butts:
Got any proof that you aren't Somthor, smartypants?

Yep.. IN MY PANTS.

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 02-09-2006 06:19:57 AM
I demand pict... no, wait, I don't.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 02-09-2006 06:26:50 AM
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Tarquinn got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Got any proof that you aren't Somthor, smartypants?

McCarthism, wheee.

(Singapore is awsome)

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Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 02-09-2006 07:10:05 AM
The return address is from Oklahoma..... Indecently it's not up to me to prove I am not its up to you to prove I am. At this point I really don’t think it matters, but if you and the rest want to continue to labor under that particular delusion far be it from be to change your misbegotten ways, or deliver you from your ignorance.

Jackman fucked around with this message on 02-09-2006 at 07:18 AM.

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 02-09-2006 11:41:18 AM
Yeah, everything from the return address to the postmark (the thing they put at the post office) says its from Oklahoma.
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
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Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 02-09-2006 12:23:58 PM
So he moved to oklahoma then.
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Maradon!
posted 02-09-2006 05:36:22 PM
I'd say this officially puts THAT theory to rest.
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Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 02-10-2006 02:41:42 AM
Yep, its quite obvious that Somthor moved to OK just so that he could keep posting on EC. Its not ridiculous at all.
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
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Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 02-10-2006 08:25:43 AM
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Alek must read alot of poetry:
Yep, its quite obvious that Somthor moved to OK just so that he could keep posting on EC. Its not ridiculous at all.

Maybe he moved to OK for another reason, and the fact that his IP octet was no longer permabanned ment that he could start posting again.

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Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 02-10-2006 12:43:04 PM
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Blindy. had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Maybe he moved to OK for another reason, and the fact that his IP octet was no longer permabanned ment that he could start posting again.

Easier to just Change ISP's , bribe drysart to reenable it or wait for the Ban to expire. It's a bit of a reach to state that someone would instead move an entire household just to post here.

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 02-10-2006 01:32:48 PM
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At least Blindy. isn't Somthor:
Maybe he moved to OK for another reason, and the fact that his IP octet was no longer permabanned ment that he could start posting again.
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Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 02-10-2006 04:27:15 PM
Wait, aren't permabans you know... permanent. You couldn't wait for it to expire.
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
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