I thought since mostly everyone I know said they enjoyed it I would too. No. The entire movie is one long excuse for matrix-esque fights, as many as possible in as short a time as possible. Movie running slowly? MORE WIRE-FU MORE BULLET-TIME MORE MORE MORE CUZ ITZ POPULAR LOLZ. Apparently no other vampires in the world give a shit that Dracula was back, except for like 6 of them, hell he was in a small room by himself for most of the movie until the ever-popular ULTIMATE END BOSS FIGHT SCENE that was just more wire-fu.
Gets a steaming 1/10 from me. If I owned a copy I would burn it.
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Mortious had this to say about Captain Planet:
Oh my, what a pile of steaming shite that was. I'm glad I never paid good money to watch this in the cinema and waited until it came on Sky Movies instead.I thought since mostly everyone I know said they enjoyed it I would too. No. The entire movie is one long excuse for matrix-esque fights, as many as possible in as short a time as possible. Movie running slowly? MORE WIRE-FU MORE BULLET-TIME MORE MORE MORE CUZ ITZ POPULAR LOLZ. Apparently no other vampires in the world give a shit that Dracula was back, except for like 6 of them, hell he was in a small room by himself for most of the movie until the ever-popular ULTIMATE END BOSS FIGHT SCENE that was just more wire-fu.
Gets a steaming 1/10 from me. If I owned a copy I would burn it.
Your signature annoys me, because if I click to the left or right of the picture, I still get sent to the Eve page.
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Khyron said:
Your signature annoys me, because if I click to the left or right of the picture, I still get sent to the Eve page.
[mmo dev]Working as intended.[/mmo dev]
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Azizza said:
And just think Mort. Now there is a Blade series coming out this year. Anyone care to take bets on how many episodes it lasts?
Less than Stacked, more than Clone High.
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Azizza said:
And just think Mort. Now there is a Blade series coming out this year. Anyone care to take bets on how many episodes it lasts?
Episodes? We're talking series' here.
All the old Buffy/Angel fans will flock to it like moths to a flame.
It was like watching Flavor Flav kill vampires.
That having been said, Snoota did try to warn us about Trinity, Mort. He said "When the guy from Two Guys, A Girl, and Pizza Parlor is the best thing about your movie, you've got a problem"
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"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
And the scene where he was shirtless.
Silent but deadly."
HELLO CONTINUITY.
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Zephyer Kyuukaze had this to say about Tron:
I did enjoy Ryan Reynolds's lines.And the scene where he was shirtless.
uugghhhhh
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Mortious attempted to be funny by writing:
I also liked how they filtered silver through the air ducts to make it hard to breathe for the vampires before the rescue, then they were all perfectly fine five seconds later like nothing happened.HELLO CONTINUITY.
Vampires breathe? Huh?!
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael probably says this to all the girls:
Come to think of it, Flavor Flav killing vampires would be funny.
"YEAAAAAAAAAAAH BOOYYYYYYY!" *stab*
I immediately thought of him on Strange Love and started laughing hysterically. 
