So far my partner and I have thought of forcing the wrong drivers on a device, deleting the boot.ini and hex editing device drivers.
If you guys have any other suggestions toss em to me, I'd be glad to get some outside suggestions.
I shall attempt to think of more!
Delete system.dat from the Windows/System directory.
Delete various parts of the Win98 directory. Or even better, replace files in the Windows/System and/or Windows/System32 directory (I forget which) with similarly named files from Win95 and Win2K.
Install programs written for Windows 3.1, 95, 2K, or XP.
Install AOL version 4.
Set the clock forward. Install lots of applications. Set the clock back. Run Norton Systemworks.
Set the minimum virtual memory to use the entire hard drive. Or set virtual memory to 0MB and strip the RAM. `Doc fucked around with this message on 01-30-2006 at 09:35 PM.
Put all the .dlls in a folder
Put all the .exes in a folder
Tech support jokes for the win