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Topic: I'm getting married.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-25-2006 11:44:33 AM
Sean and I are driving up to Massachusetts this weekend and making it official.

OK, now that the obligatory gay joke is out of the way, my girlfriend (now fianswa) and I will be tying the knot sometime this spring.

Now, why bother mentioning this? I was thinking about the timing of everything, and I realized this: When I first came to EC, I was 17 and pathetically single. In a few months, I'll be 23 and married. How weird is that? My entire relationship has, so far, been shorter then my time spent at EC. I'm now a completely different person in almost every conceivable aspect.

Trippy, huh?

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 01-25-2006 11:48:26 AM
You knocked her up didn't you.
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Willias
Pancake
posted 01-25-2006 11:50:34 AM
Congratz on the marriage.

Anyhow, I think MOST of the people here on EC have changed personality-wise over the 5+ (6?) years this board has existed.

Timpofee
Mancake
posted 01-25-2006 11:52:49 AM
Grats man
I hope you and she have a great life together
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-25-2006 11:53:26 AM
quote:
Delidgamond put down Tada! magazine long enough to type:
You knocked her up didn't you.

Fortunately, no. Funny story, though! When she told her mother, the first thing her mother said was, "You don't HAVE to get married, do you?"

Luckily, I have crappy swimmers.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 01-25-2006 11:59:00 AM
Start flirting with her mother when she isn't around.

Congrats on that marriage thing too

Delidgamond fucked around with this message on 01-25-2006 at 11:59 AM.

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Sean
posted 01-25-2006 12:09:34 PM
..You, you were joking about us?
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 01-25-2006 12:16:29 PM
Congrats Karnaj! Hopefully you two have a great life together.
"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 01-25-2006 12:21:38 PM
Ack, you Americans and your tendency to marry at the first time possible... I'll never understand that.

Er, I mean grats. Am I invited?

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 01-25-2006 12:54:12 PM
Congrats, Karnaj. May your bachelor party be blessed by a thousand nubile lesbian strippers, and an economy sized tub of lube for you and Sean to have one last hurrah before you're off the market.

Tarq... it's not all of us. Trust me.

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 01-25-2006 01:12:09 PM
Awesome dude! Congrats!
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 01-25-2006 01:12:18 PM
quote:
Xyrra Model 2000 was programmed to say:

Tarq... it's not all of us. Trust me.


Cool!

Marry me? ;)

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Aaron (the good one)
posted 01-25-2006 01:16:58 PM
quote:
Tarquinn stopped masturbating to porn to say;
Cool!

Marry me?


Don'tchu be hittin on my woman, you germanic skum.

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 01-25-2006 01:21:49 PM
You're now only able to have sex with one woman for the rest of your life!

Kidding aside, congrats

Reynar fucked around with this message on 01-25-2006 at 01:22 PM.

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 01-25-2006 01:23:44 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Sean said:
..You, you were joking about us?

It's okay, Sean. You've still always got Righty to fall back to. He'll never stop loving you.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 01-25-2006 01:34:21 PM
I better be invited if you want your girlfriend to remain ignorant as to our famous porkchop fights, if you get my drift.
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 01-25-2006 01:44:45 PM
Congratulations!

I hope everything will go well

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-25-2006 01:51:32 PM
I'm happy for you, old buddy. You know that when you two hitch, the first thing to go is going to be that whole bleeding ass thing. Marriage always takes sacrifices
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-25-2006 01:56:15 PM
Congratz Mr.Karnaj Sir.

May you have a grand life together.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 01-25-2006 02:36:52 PM
Grats dude -- I'm in a similar boat though I likely won't be married until early 2008.

But yeah. Grats. And get on AIM more.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-25-2006 03:08:28 PM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about Duck Tales:
I'm happy for you, old buddy. You know that when you two hitch, the first thing to go is going to be that whole bleeding ass thing. Marriage always takes sacrifices

"Red hot poker cauterization" is NOT a wedding night game.

And congratulations, Karnaj.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 01-25-2006 03:10:22 PM
Congrats
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

LeMiere
posted 01-25-2006 03:28:25 PM
Congratulations.
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 01-25-2006 03:44:53 PM
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Hooray!

Blackened
posted 01-25-2006 03:55:11 PM
Awesome!

don't blow it


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Talonus
Loner
posted 01-25-2006 04:28:23 PM
Congrats sir!

You sure she's not knocked up? If she wants you to go to Vegas next week to get married she might not be telling you something...

Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 01-25-2006 04:38:42 PM
Best wishes, and good luck!
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 01-25-2006 06:02:54 PM
wooshah.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 01-25-2006 08:29:25 PM
Whoa, falling from our noble bachelor ranks.

Congrats!

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 01-25-2006 08:33:49 PM
quote:
Karnaj was naked while typing this:
Sean and I are driving up to Massachusetts this weekend and making it official.

OK, now that the obligatory gay joke is out of the way, my girlfriend (now fianswa) and I will be tying the knot sometime this spring.

Now, why bother mentioning this? I was thinking about the timing of everything, and I realized this: When I first came to EC, I was 17 and pathetically single. In a few months, I'll be 23 and married. How weird is that? My entire relationship has, so far, been shorter then my time spent at EC. I'm now a completely different person in almost every conceivable aspect.

Trippy, huh?


I graduate high school this year. When I met you on here, you were graduating from high school. Now you're out of college, engaged, and soon to be married.

That's some freaky ass shit.

Congratulations, dick.

Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 01-25-2006 08:43:52 PM
Wow! Congrats duder!

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-25-2006 08:57:22 PM
Get married in a church.
Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 01-25-2006 09:57:56 PM
Good luck, man.
one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 01-25-2006 10:49:57 PM
Congratulations!!!!!

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Sean
posted 01-26-2006 11:37:35 AM
Man, I just found out last night a guy I work with is getting married and has a baby on the way.

He's a month younger than I am.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 01-26-2006 06:39:36 PM
Grats Karnaj

And it's not all of us, Tarq. Deth and I have been together five years today and we're not planning on getting married anytime soon. I'm 26 and he's 27. What's the usual age to marry there?


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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