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Topic: Twenty pounds of suck in a five pound box
Mightion Defensor
posted 01-25-2006 10:35:23 AM
Turns out the bank that bought this place is being fucking pricks even though my brother got a pre-approved mortgage and all that - they're forcing us to move so they can put the place on the open market.

So, my brother's gonna have his realtor friend find a house for him to bid on. As for me, I was told to start packing up all my Transformers. Geez, like I was gonna leave them here if he didn't remind me...

So, that's what I'm going to start doing... not like I can go back to sleep now after getting his call.

Gonna have to cancel WoW too - no point renewing if I don't know when or even if I'll be playing again.

So, that's 10:37 on my Wednesday morning...

Sean
posted 01-25-2006 12:13:19 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor had this to say about (_|_):
As for me, I was told to start packing up all my Transformers. Geez, like I was gonna leave them here if he didn't remind me...

Sounds like a subtle reminder to stop playing with your fucking Transformers and WoW and get your shit in gear.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-25-2006 12:35:49 PM
quote:
Sean said:
playing with your fucking Transformers

Oh God Megatron, uuunf, right there, oh God don't stop.. don't stop.. MEEEEEEEGATROOOOOON.. *slump*

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 01-25-2006 07:08:04 PM
quote:
So quoth Sean:
Sounds like a subtle reminder to stop playing with your fucking Transformers and WoW and get your shit in gear.

Not to be cruel, but Sean does have a valid point here.

edit: I am not unsympathetic to your situation, Mightion. I've been forcefully evicted due to similar circumstances, and I know what the job market is like in western NY (shitty. extremely shitty. astoundingly shitty. but I diverge from my point). If at all possible, pack everything up in a truck, and get the fuck out of Buffalo. Find somewhere where you have a better chance of employment. Take your family with you if need be. Seriously, western NY is nothing but a giant sucking vortex of negativity and badness. If you have to stay in the Northeast, try Pennsylvania. It's tons cheaper (I have friends who rented a 4/3 house for $675/mo, all utilities included), and if you're willing to commute, there is the entire tristate area open to you in job searches.

Xyrra fucked around with this message on 01-25-2006 at 07:14 PM.

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 01-25-2006 08:00:57 PM
I know the IT director of a international company. Company

If you have a resume I could ask him if he can find you a job there.

Jackman fucked around with this message on 01-25-2006 at 08:01 PM.

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Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

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Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 01-25-2006 08:17:07 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:

As for me, I was told to start packing up all my Transformers. Geez, like I was gonna leave them here if he didn't remind me...

Actually.. leaving them behind may be just what you need to do. Now, dont go and point out monetary investment, or collectors value or any of that shit. They are toys. You are a grown up. Take them down to a salvation army or something, and let them bring joy to some kid.

At your age you should get joy from women, and the achievement of goals.

Decepticons should not be involved.

Work leads to money. Money leads to a better life. A better life leads to happiness.

Megatron leads to Galvatron. Galvatron leads to the death of Starscream. THIS DOES NOT LEAD TO HAPPINESS!

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 01-25-2006 08:20:14 PM
Well, if he's going to get rid of them, now is the time to sell them.
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 01-25-2006 08:42:54 PM
Stop being useless or face being homeless.
Mightion Defensor
posted 01-25-2006 08:57:58 PM
Well, my brother had his lawyer call the repossessing bank about their galactic stupidity, but we're acting as if we have to move.

To that end, we went out and saw an apartment my brother found for the three us to live in temporarily. It's a nice place, plenty of room, although it's way out in North Buffalo. Of course, since it would only be temporary, my mother and my brother don't think we would need DSL there if we're (they're) only planning to be there 3-6 months until my brother finds a two-family home to buy for us. They're both in love with the place, so it really doesn't matter what I think, since I'm not contributing.

I spent today packing up Transformers while listening to CDs (I probably shouldn't have started out with Tori Amos...)... had to pull out the instructions for a few of them since I hadn't touched a lot of them in so long I'd forgotten how to transform them...

Still looking for a job; no replies from the last batch of resumes I sent out, and look out of the area is totally out of the question since I have a negative checking account balance and a five dollar bill in my pocket... and my car is low on gas.

My mom is all optimistic and "God is doing this for a good reason" and all that, while I'm in a mindset that it's a good thing I don't drink or do drugs....

-postroliphophus-
Pancake
posted 01-25-2006 09:05:40 PM
Sell the transformers on eBay or some local hobby shop. Somebody is bound to buy them, and if they're collectables they can get you some good money to start out with.

You shouldnt care that your not gonna have DSL for a few months, you should be out looking for jobs, this is the only thing you should be doing.

Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 01-25-2006 09:07:19 PM
Not a single grocery store, gas station, retail store, or fast food joint is hiring in your entire city?

That's not an insult, as I said in your other thread, there's no job out there above you right now. I find it difficult to believe that there aren't any jobs available for near immediate occupancy in your city right now.

PS: 58 hours in WoW this week? My God man...you're damn near bringing this shit on yourself... =/

Reynar fucked around with this message on 01-25-2006 at 09:09 PM.

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Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 01-25-2006 09:52:13 PM
quote:
Reynar had this to say about Duck Tales:
Not a single grocery store, gas station, retail store, or fast food joint is hiring in your entire city?

I love customers who shoot the shit while waiting for their food at night time.(Over graveyard, we have to make everything fresh.) At least once a night someone complains about not being able to find a job. I point out the "Now Hiring" signs posted all over the store/outside. At which point, without fail, they say they would "never work at a fast food place."

Grats on being homeless and a leech on society while I support my family working at a fast food place.

Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 01-25-2006 09:56:43 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Snoota wrote:
I love customers who shoot the shit while waiting for their food at night time.(Over graveyard, we have to make everything fresh.) At least once a night someone complains about not being able to find a job. I point out the "Now Hiring" signs posted all over the store/outside. At which point, without fail, they say they would "never work at a fast food place."

Grats on being homeless and a leech on society while I support my family working at a fast food place.


If you can handle a move to the eastcoast... they're giving stores away in NC this year, Snoots.. A buddy of mine is getting one in Kitty Hawk and he's barely old enough to drink.

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 01-25-2006 09:59:22 PM
I'll have my own store by the end of the year.
Mr. Gains
Pancake
posted 01-25-2006 10:02:52 PM
coming soon 120 pounds of suck living in a five pound box
^__^
Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 01-25-2006 10:03:18 PM
quote:
Snoota thought about the meaning of life:
I'll have my own store by the end of the year.

About damn time. You get sent to school for it yet?

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
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Pancake
posted 01-26-2006 05:11:12 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Mightion Defensor:
To that end, we went out and saw an apartment my brother found for the three us to live in temporarily. It's a nice place, plenty of room, although it's way out in North Buffalo. Of course, since it would only be temporary, my mother and my brother don't think we would need DSL there if we're (they're) only planning to be there 3-6 months until my brother finds a two-family home to buy for us. They're both in love with the place, so it really doesn't matter what I think, since I'm not contributing.

Uh wait, so your brother is setting you up with a place to live after being threatened with homelessness and you're depressed about it not having DSL? Look, I'm the last guy to be harsh on people and I love 1mb/s of porn 24/7 as much as the next dork, but that sounds a bit ungreatful the way you describe it.

Get a good programming book from the library and learn to program offline (will help you with job applications too), read some classics, learn to play chess against the computer, broadband is awesome and all but not having it for a while will not murder you. Make it the first thing on your list of things to buy after you do land a job, but contemplating drug binges over having to make due with dialup for a while is a bit silly.

quote:
Kaiote's account was hax0red to write:
At your age you should get joy from women, and the achievement of goals.

Decepticons should not be involved.

Work leads to money. Money leads to a better life. A better life leads to happiness.

Megatron leads to Galvatron. Galvatron leads to the death of Starscream. THIS DOES NOT LEAD TO HAPPINESS!


Thanks for putting legions of future authors and philosophers out of a job by figuring out the meaning of life, jerk.

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Peter
Pancake
posted 01-26-2006 06:57:04 AM
quote:
Reynar thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
.... gas station, .....

Out of a point of curiosity, I live in NJ were all station by law are full serve...what does a gas station attendants do in self serve stations? I mean here it is a very shit job, low pay for a lot of running around.

Peter fucked around with this message on 01-26-2006 at 06:57 AM.

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 01-26-2006 07:13:16 AM
quote:
Peter's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Out of a point of curiosity, I live in NJ were all station by law are full serve...what does a gas station attendants do in self serve stations? I mean here it is a very shit job, low pay for a lot of running around.

From what I saw in TX, even the self serve stations keep one attendant on per shift. Disabled customers or people just afraid to leave their car and the like (call button on the pump stations to request assistance)

Of course, all these stations are tied to mini-shops.. so most of the time the attendants sit around and do nothing, a la Clerks.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
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Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 01-26-2006 08:46:51 AM
quote:
Kaiote had this to say about Tron:
About damn time. You get sent to school for it yet?

You don't go to the school(Hamburger University!) for years after you get a store.

Burger
BANNED!
posted 01-26-2006 12:02:20 PM
quote:
Peter had this to say about Robocop:
Out of a point of curiosity, I live in NJ were all station by law are full serve...what does a gas station attendants do in self serve stations? I mean here it is a very shit job, low pay for a lot of running around.

you sit on your ass and read. Or do homework, or chat on the phone. Could bring in a TV or radio. Etc...

It's a great low-wage job, as long as you can stand up to the boredom.

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 01-27-2006 03:05:05 AM
[Cavalier:] Dammit Abbi! Log off your account after you've used my computer to surf the net...

Abbikat fucked around with this message on 01-27-2006 at 03:10 AM.




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Cavalier-
Pancake
posted 01-27-2006 03:07:30 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived Reynar stammered:
Not a single grocery store, gas station, retail store, or fast food joint is hiring in your entire city?

That's not an insult, as I said in your other thread, there's no job out there above you right now. I find it difficult to believe that there aren't any jobs available for near immediate occupancy in your city right now.

PS: 58 hours in WoW this week? My God man...you're damn near bringing this shit on yourself... =/


Precisely.

A very good friend of mine recently had to letterbox drop the neighborhood advertising his services to do ironing for people at $8 an hour, because its the only job he (as a fully qualified computer programmer and IT person) can find. This will be his THIRD job so that he can make money to support his family!! (He also works afternoons/evenings on weekends as a babysitter, and Mon-Fri in a local KFC. His wife also works full-time as a cleaner for people's houses, local businesses, etc).

If you want a job, you will find one (even if you have to go out and invent one as it were).

If you want to log on to the internet and whine about how life is unfair and you cant find a job in Outer Ester Buttfuck, USA, then I suggest creating an account at Live Journal with the rest of society's emo losers....

Cavalier- fucked around with this message on 01-27-2006 at 03:09 AM.

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