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tFUCKING RETARD

Pancake

posted 01-22-2006 11:01:47 AM

Chuck Norris dead?

There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.

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Liam

Swims in Erotic Circles

posted 01-22-2006 11:17:31 AM

Hopefully, so people will finally shut the fuck up about that unfunny and stupid trend.

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Falaanla Marr

I AM HOT CHIX

posted 01-22-2006 12:07:56 PM

Did you even check any of the big news sites before posting this? I'm sure one of them would have news of this.

Hint: They don't.

Hint 2: The 'UJ Network' listed on the sidebar of this picture goes to uselessjunk.com

Hint 3: 'Global Associated News' has their own website. Here it is:
http://kaneel.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/worldrecord.php

I highly doubt Mr. Norris is dead. Just because the story looks legit doesn't mean it is. There's no attribution or anything.

Remember, Evercrest killed Brittany Spears a few years ago.

Falaanla Marr fucked around with this message on 01-22-2006 at 12:10 PM.

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Densetsu

NOT DRYSART

posted 01-22-2006 01:13:35 PM

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From the book of Falaanla Marr, chapter 3, verse 16:

Remember, Evercrest killed Brittany Spears a few years ago.

If only she'd have stayed dead, the bitch. >:[

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?

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Khyron

Hello, my mushy friend...

posted 01-22-2006 01:13:57 PM

Vallo, why the hell are you getting your news from YTMND?

EDIT - Nevermind on my first hunch (That it's all photoshopped).

http://Dumbass.Vallo.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/auto80.php
http://Chuck.Norris.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/auto80.php
http://Denset.Shoe.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/auto80.php

Khyron fucked around with this message on 01-22-2006 at 01:20 PM.

Khrynn - Mage, Goon Squad, Mal'Ganis

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Mortious

Gluttonous Overlard

posted 01-22-2006 01:17:40 PM

Roundhouse kick to the face for even suggesting it.

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tFUCKING RETARD

Pancake

posted 01-22-2006 01:25:37 PM

I stopped by YTMND before I went to run some errands, didn't have time to check through stuff. Planned on doing so now, if all you guys hadn't said a definitive yea or nea to it. I should have known though, if he had died we'd all have felt the massive release of energy just before we were obliterated.

There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.

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Steven Steve

posted 01-22-2006 02:04:47 PM

Chuck Norris doesn't die, he just evolves into a godlike state of existence.

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Manticore

Not Much Fun Anymore

posted 01-22-2006 02:51:40 PM

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."

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