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Topic: I am now officially old.
Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 01-20-2006 12:58:58 AM
And I demand sacrificial young virgins to help my aging slow for another thousand years.

And by sacrificial virgins, I mean young women, but who are at least 18 years of age, and without penis.

Kaiote fucked around with this message on 01-20-2006 at 12:59 AM.

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Led
*kaboom*
posted 01-20-2006 01:19:56 AM
Runaway!
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 01-20-2006 01:27:13 AM
Happy Birthday!!
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-20-2006 02:39:23 AM
Happy Birthday.

Don't kill anyone... well, unless you feel you must. Then just don't kill me.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-20-2006 03:26:30 AM
Happy Birthday.
Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 01-20-2006 05:51:25 AM
quote:
Trent had this to say about (_|_):
Happy Birthday.

Don't kill anyone... well, unless you feel you must. Then just don't kill me.


Just remember.. Barbie Shoes.

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-20-2006 10:41:54 AM
You're old?

Fuck off, buddy.

To be read as HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TAL!

Bajah fucked around with this message on 01-20-2006 at 10:42 AM.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 01-20-2006 10:45:33 AM
quote:
Mortious got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Happy Birthday.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
-postroliphophus-
Pancake
posted 01-20-2006 12:58:37 PM
This thread is not living up to what its marked as.

Anyway, Happy birthday.

Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 01-20-2006 03:13:56 PM
quote:
Kaiote had this to say about John Romero:
And I demand sacrificial young virgins to help my aging slow for another thousand years.

And by sacrificial virgins, I mean young women, but who are at least 18 years of age, and without penis.


You have to bath in their blood to stay young. That's what I do. I kidnap college girls, spill some of their blood into a tub and then rape them in a pool of their own blood. Its awesome.

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Peter
Pancake
posted 01-20-2006 05:02:37 PM
quote:
Kaiote stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
And I demand sacrificial young virgins to help my aging slow for another thousand years.

And by sacrificial virgins, I mean young women, but who are at least 18 years of age, and without penis.


So do they need Jade Green Eyes?

Mr. Gains
Pancake
posted 01-21-2006 11:25:49 PM
^__^
Mr. Parcelan
posted 01-21-2006 11:27:10 PM
If she wasn't making that face, there'd be nothing wrong with her. Smashing body, though.
Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 01-22-2006 12:26:36 AM
I plainly specified virgins.
Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Maradon!
posted 01-22-2006 01:46:18 AM
[Dennis Miller]
Would 72 virgins really be that great?
I mean sure, eight or ten virgins, might be fun.
But after that... you're going to want a pro.
[/Dennis Miller]
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-22-2006 01:57:19 AM
quote:
Maradon! thought about the meaning of life:
[Dennis Miller]
Would 72 virgins really be that great?
I mean sure, eight or ten virgins, might be fun.
But after that... you're going to want a pro.
[/Dennis Miller]

I miss his old show. His stand-up specials are just so damn boring.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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