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Aury

My hair is a deadly weapon

posted 01-19-2006 01:50:22 AM

Click.

It's not NSFW per se.. Just the subject matter can get racy.

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Inferno-Spirit

Sports Advocate

posted 01-19-2006 02:12:45 AM

That was pretty good.

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects

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Caid '5 Fists' Berrit

I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive

posted 01-19-2006 02:13:21 AM

That was some funny shit.

'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'
Bradley Nowell

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Steven Steve

posted 01-19-2006 03:31:15 AM

Well, just look at them hahaha

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Tarquinn

Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar

posted 01-19-2006 11:30:04 AM

quote:
Google Video had this to say:
Thanks for your interest in Google Video.
Currently, the playback feature of Google Video isn't available in your country.
We hope to make this feature available more widely in the future, and we really appreciate your patience.

Grrumbpflkll...

Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 01-19-2006 at 11:30 AM.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.

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Pesco

Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.

posted 01-19-2006 02:05:21 PM

The guys at the office appreciate your contribution.

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Jackman

Racist Hermaphroditic Midget

posted 01-19-2006 05:42:11 PM

Ezekiel 23:20

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Trent

Smurfberry Moneyshot