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Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 01-16-2006 04:28:25 PM
I miss those days when we'd go all postal on each other in our cubicles, using all manner of office materials to cause brutal murder and mayhem...

If I had the modding skills, I'd take Half Life 2 and try to make an Office Wars mod with it...

Oh, well... one can dream, right?

*staples "a_random_person_00" to death*

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Maradon!
posted 01-16-2006 04:49:30 PM
We don't play like that anymore.

*lurches out from under a cube to hot glue Kenn's feet to the floor*

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 01-16-2006 at 04:49 PM.

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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 01-16-2006 04:56:08 PM
*stuffs Maradon into the document shredder*

Bleed, baby, bleed!

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 01-16-2006 04:58:51 PM
*Stabs Maradon in the neck with a Kerry 2004 pen*
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Maradon!
posted 01-16-2006 05:08:52 PM
Shit a brick, I'm sensing some pent up hostility
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Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 01-16-2006 05:25:54 PM
Hides his red stapler while muttering.
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 01-16-2006 05:50:53 PM
*staples Jackmans lids closed and bludgeons his head with a keyboard*

Edit: Blungeons?

Manticore fucked around with this message on 01-16-2006 at 05:51 PM.

"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
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Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 01-16-2006 06:09:33 PM
*drops a dead muskrat in Manticore's cubicle*



moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 01-16-2006 06:17:53 PM
*plays darts with Jackman's head and some freshly-sharpened No. 2 pencils*
Khrynn - Mage, Goon Squad, Mal'Ganis
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Mike the Butcher
Pancake
posted 01-16-2006 09:48:43 PM
Runs around poking people in the ass with a ruler!
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Maradon!
posted 01-16-2006 10:56:39 PM
Watch as people turn a fun thread into a flame thread! It's FUN!
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Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 01-16-2006 11:38:17 PM
*Performs several Matrix-esque moves and shoots akimbo staplers at everyone.*
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 01-17-2006 01:43:01 AM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about Robocop:
Shit a brick, I'm sensing some pent up hostility

Not on my part, really.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 01-17-2006 01:59:54 AM
Sets his cubicle up to be a castle and pours boiling hot pots of coffee on everyone
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
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Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 01-17-2006 02:30:54 AM
*chains together a link of paperclips and whips Alek*

Yeehaw!

Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
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Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 01-17-2006 08:05:44 AM
*Smacks Kinanik in the back of the face with a cubicle-wall-shield*

OH YEAH!

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Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-17-2006 03:24:22 PM
*puts laxative in everyone's lunches*
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 01-17-2006 04:43:18 PM
*uses his optical mouse' laser to vaporize the glue off his shoes, then starts shooting the laser at random people*
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Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 01-17-2006 04:47:17 PM
*unleashes a barrage of paperclips from a rubber band & pencil construction which shows some resemblance to a tommy gun*
Why did Christ die on the cross?
He forgot the safeword.
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Maradon!
posted 01-17-2006 04:53:59 PM
*Undresses Xyrra with his eyes*

What? That happens in offices all the time!

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Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 01-17-2006 04:58:34 PM
*takes advantage of Maradon's distraction to land a paperclip right between his eyes*
Why did Christ die on the cross?
He forgot the safeword.
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Willias
Pancake
posted 01-17-2006 06:14:22 PM
*begins flinging shurikens made from printer paper at people*
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BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 01-17-2006 06:49:11 PM
*Flings pencils towards the ceiling, watching them stick for a moment then drop randomly on people's heads*

MUAHAH

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
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Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 01-17-2006 06:49:25 PM
*Had chili for lunch*
Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
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Mayor of Townsville
Pancake
posted 01-17-2006 07:45:17 PM
quote:
Jackman had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Hides his red stapler while muttering.

Hey, Milton. We're gonna need to move your desk as far back against the wall as possible... yeeeeaaah. ...ah, there it is. Here, let me just go ahead and get that from you.

*Takes your stapler and walks off*

So, get to that as soon as possible, mm-kay?

The city of Townsville... is entirely mine!
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