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Topic: ..And people wonder why we're so fat.
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 12-27-2005 06:55:14 PM
I took this picture in front of a BBQ joint that's like a mile from my house. My arteries wept.


Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 12-27-2005 07:02:17 PM
Oh crap they killed Snoota
Maradon!
posted 12-27-2005 10:40:20 PM
That is seriously the most revolting thing since pork rinds and tripe.
Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 12-28-2005 12:37:11 AM
OR.. pork rinds and Tripe Dip.

See, it's like this.

2 pounds fresh cow tripe.
2 packets Hidden Valley Ranch dressing

Blend until smooth, adding a tiny bit of heavy cream, for fluffiness.

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Gadani
U
posted 12-28-2005 12:51:04 AM
I don't get it. What's a crispy snoot?
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 12-28-2005 12:59:09 AM
Deep fat fried pig nose?
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 12-28-2005 01:06:40 AM
quote:
Elvish Crack Piper obviously shouldn't have said:
Deep fat fried pig nose?

Bingo

Maradon!
posted 12-28-2005 01:40:49 AM
quote:
x--KaioteO-('-'Q) :
OR.. pork rinds and Tripe Dip.

See, it's like this.

2 pounds fresh cow tripe.
2 packets Hidden Valley Ranch dressing

Blend until smooth, adding a tiny bit of heavy cream, for fluffiness.


Just reading that made me vomit a little in my mouth.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-28-2005 01:47:30 AM
quote:
Kaiote probably says this to all the girls:
OR.. pork rinds and Tripe Dip.

See, it's like this.

2 pounds fresh cow tripe.
2 packets Hidden Valley Ranch dressing

Blend until smooth, adding a tiny bit of heavy cream, for fluffiness.


It's jazzy pizazzy.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 12-28-2005 01:50:22 AM
Wait, isn't a pigs nose called a snout not a snoot?
"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Maradon!
posted 12-28-2005 01:51:29 AM
quote:
Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Lechium who doth quote:
Wait, isn't a pigs nose called a snout not a snoot?

Only if you're the type of person who calls a pig's nose a snout and not a snoot.

Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 12-28-2005 01:53:08 AM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Only if you're the type of person who calls a pig's nose a snout and not a snoot.

That being everyone but the dangerously retarded?

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Maradon!
posted 12-28-2005 01:54:00 AM
quote:
Ruvyening:
That being everyone but the dangerously retarded?

Everyone who doesn't use the same colloquialisms as me is retarded.

Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 12-28-2005 02:00:27 AM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Everyone who doesn't use the same colloquialisms as me Ruvyen is retarded.

Well, of course.

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 12-28-2005 02:52:42 AM
quote:
Maradon! thought about the meaning of life:
Just reading that made me vomit a little in my mouth.

I did the same thing just typing it.

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 12-28-2005 06:14:12 AM
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-28-2005 10:51:04 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Tarquinn wrote:

That was funny when all the other foreigners posted it, too.

Maradon!
posted 12-29-2005 05:11:12 AM
quote:
Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Mr. Parcelan who doth quote:
That was funny when all the other foreigners posted it, too.

It's also probably a photoshop, but let's not let that get in the way of some good ol' fashioned irrational anti-american sentiment.

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 12-29-2005 at 05:12 AM.

Led
*kaboom*
posted 12-29-2005 05:14:50 AM
You also forget the incredible awsomeness of that US vs Europe pic that has been floating around for years *rolleyes*
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 12-29-2005 06:09:08 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Maradon! wrote:
It's also probably a photoshop, but let's not let that get in the way of some good ol' fashioned irrational anti-american sentiment.

You know, I really hope that it is a photoshop.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-29-2005 06:18:41 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Tarquinn:
You know, I really hope that it is a photoshop.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 12-29-2005 06:22:02 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan's fortune cookie read:

Well, yeah, some parts of south america really are.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-29-2005 06:26:41 AM
quote:
Tarquinn had this to say about Robocop:
Well, yeah, some parts of south america really are.

Technically, those are jungle Mexicans.

Lheena
Pancake
posted 12-29-2005 09:11:41 AM
quote:
Tarquinn was listening to Cher while typing:
You know, I really hope that it is a photoshop.

The sad thing?

I'd so use the esclators because I sprained my knee - but I can do flat things hokaydokeelee~

But stairs? OMGWTFOWW.

Formerly Gikk~
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 12-29-2005 09:17:15 AM
quote:
Lheena had this to say about Cuba:
The sad thing?

I'd so use the esclators because I sprained my knee - but I can do flat things hokaydokeelee~

But stairs? OMGWTFOWW.



I assume you won't go to a gym with an injured knee, though.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 12-29-2005 02:44:07 PM
quote:
Verily, Tarquinn doth proclaim:
I assume you won't go to a gym with an injured knee, though.

Why not?

There are tons of beneficial things you can do at a gym with a sprained knee.

Like harrass all the sexy women.

Inferno-Spirit fucked around with this message on 12-29-2005 at 02:44 PM.

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Noxhil2
Pancake
posted 12-29-2005 02:51:01 PM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about Punky Brewster:
It's also probably a photoshop, but let's not let that get in the way of some good ol' fashioned irrational anti-american sentiment.

Yup, I'm sure that Tarquinn thought to himself "What's the best way I can insult the United States in this thread?" It couldn't possibly be that it was a joke.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 12-29-2005 04:03:54 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Noxhil2:
Yup, I'm sure that Tarquinn thought to himself "What's the best way I can insult the United States in this thread?" It couldn't possibly be that it was a joke.

No no, Maradon is right, as always. I really hate the United States with every single cell of my body. The reason I spend most of my internet time on mostly US dominated message boards and game servers, is simply that I can spy on and harrass some evil capitalists. And as I'm not from the English part of Yurop, I am also a communist.

*starts singing*

Arise, you prisoners of starvation!
Arise, you wretched of the earth!
For justice thunders condemnation:
A better world's in birth!
No more tradition's chains shall bind us,
Arise, you slaves, no more in thrall!
The earth shall rise on new foundations:
We have been naught, we shall be all!

'Tis the final conflict;
Let each stand in their place!
The international working class
Shall be the human race.

We want no condescending saviors
To rule us from their judgment hall,
We workers ask not for their favors
Let us consult for all:
To make the thief disgorge his booty,
To free the spirit from its cell,
We must ourselves decide our duty,
We must decide and do it well.

'Tis the final conflict;
Let each stand in their place!
The international working class
Shall be the human race.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-29-2005 04:10:31 PM
As anti-American commies go, though, I'm rather fond of Tarquinn.
Noxhil2
Pancake
posted 12-29-2005 04:15:06 PM
quote:
Tarquinn had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
And as I'm not from the English part of Yurop

There's no such thing!

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-29-2005 04:20:47 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan screamed this from the crapper:
As anti-American commies go, though, I'm rather fond of Tarquinn.

You should be. He could drink the both of us combined under the table. Even after drinking heavily for four solid weeks in Berlin, when he came to visit, I was still obliterated long before he was.

Plus he's got a ten-inch iron penis. Now THAT's badass.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 12-29-2005 04:58:48 PM
quote:
Karnaj stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
You should be. He could drink the both of us combined under the table. Even after drinking heavily for four solid weeks in Berlin, when he came to visit, I was still obliterated long before he was.

Plus he's got a ten-inch iron penis. Now THAT's badass.


This is, of course, completly true. It is called 'the peoples flagstaff', and when I do not use it to knock Karnaj out during our drinking binges, worker unions and hippies rally around it to burn lifelike puppets of George W. Bush.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-29-2005 05:04:59 PM
Tarquinn, will you come to Spain when I come to visit?
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 12-29-2005 05:18:07 PM
As I just burned all my money to render homage to our glorious leader Lenin, no.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Maradon!
posted 12-29-2005 05:34:49 PM
Man I wasn't talking about you in particular tarquinn jeeze no need to get all offended
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-29-2005 06:03:48 PM
quote:
So quoth Tarquinn:
As I just burned all my money to render homage to our glorious leader Lenin, no.

hee hee...

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 12-29-2005 06:33:59 PM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about Robocop:
Man I wasn't talking about you in particular tarquinn jeeze no need to get all offended

It is okay, comrade!

When the revolution comes, you will be the first to meet the people's flagstaff...

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
nem-x
posted 12-29-2005 06:52:45 PM
That's a pretty damned good photoshop if it is one.
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 12-31-2005 02:36:54 AM
quote:
nem-x spewed forth this undeniable truth:
That's a pretty damned good photoshop if it is one.

It's not a photoshop. It's real. The place is a mile from my house.


Edit: You can see my reflection in the window.

Aury fucked around with this message on 12-31-2005 at 02:37 AM.

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 12-31-2005 02:39:21 AM
quote:
Tarquinn enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
[xIMG]http://www.msjc.net/Social%20Justice%20on%20the%20Light%20Side/Only%20in%20America.jpeg[/IMG]

Am I missing something in this picture?

All times are US/Eastern
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