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Topic: ITT continue the story!
Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 12-21-2005 05:55:38 PM
Twas the night before Christmas...
"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-21-2005 05:59:42 PM
And all through the tomb...
Sean
posted 12-21-2005 06:11:30 PM
Not a zombie was breathing,
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 12-21-2005 06:13:49 PM
especially on this particular full-moon.
"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 12-21-2005 06:36:58 PM
It was eerily quietÂ…
roit, less bash 'is noggin
Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 12-21-2005 08:19:33 PM
and raining down kittens..

Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 12-21-2005 08:40:37 PM
That I skinned, to make me these warm fuzzy mittens.

""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 12-21-2005 10:02:51 PM
When all of a sudden..
"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 12-21-2005 10:37:47 PM
there shined a shiny demon.
Skaw
posted 12-21-2005 10:39:39 PM
Scythe in tow, followed by screaming

Skaw fucked around with this message on 12-21-2005 at 10:40 PM.

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 12-21-2005 11:10:23 PM
Twelve score vestal virgins
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

nem-x
posted 12-21-2005 11:30:07 PM
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 12-22-2005 02:47:15 AM
quote:
Skaw stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Scythe in tow, followed by screaming

hoards of delusional fans, who

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 12-22-2005 03:27:45 AM
quote:
Aury had this to say about Cuba:
hoards of delusional fans, who

were unsure why they were being hoarded by this particular demon. Anyhow, they...

nem-x
posted 12-22-2005 03:34:35 AM
quote:
nem-x had this to say about Knight Rider:

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 12-22-2005 03:11:50 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and nem-x was all like:

Mayor of Townsville
Pancake
posted 12-23-2005 05:40:39 AM
quote:
Sakkra impressed everyone with:

The city of Townsville... is entirely mine!
Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 12-23-2005 08:27:58 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Mayor of Townsville!

And then Mario showed up...

"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 12-23-2005 11:12:23 PM
and said Merry Crystal methmass, Then started to play Pink's "get the party started"
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-23-2005 11:41:16 PM
Fazumzen, who had been watching the festivities with much anger festering in his heart, suddenly burst into the room. With one great karate chop from his fists of pubescent fury, he cleaved the rhyme scheme in two. After which, he seized Jackman and flayed him alive before wearing his flesh as a gruesome headdress. His face half-covered by bloodied skin, he looked like some masquerade of man and beast.

The people fell to their knees and worshipped him as a god and as he stared out through four cold, unfeeling black eyes, he was reminded of his youth, the days in which he had trained so hard to arrive at this destination of unwholesome power...

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 12-24-2005 12:44:48 PM
At this point the MIB showed up and exclaimed be on the look out for an Fazumzen with a brand new Jackman suit.
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 12-25-2005 12:06:11 AM
quote:
Jackman's account was hax0red to write:
At this point the MIB showed up and exclaimed be on the look out for an Fazumzen with a brand new Jackman suit.

But you can't continue the story! You've been turned into a human hat!

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
nem-x
posted 12-25-2005 12:18:00 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on nem-x!

This thread stopped being good after Bloodcookie.

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