*giggles*
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Peanut butter ass Shaq Talonus booooze lime pole over bench lick:
You should bake us cookies. We're hungry.
Seriously hungry.
Tuesday night, I discovered I am no longer young enough to eat more than a TINY amount of fudge.
Early wednesday morning.. I'm still swilling maalox. BUT, if you're wondering...
12 cups of sugar
4 jars marshmallow cream
4 bags of chocolate chips
2 12oz cans Evaporated Milk
6 sticks of butter
1 Shot godiva.
Now. Melt the Sugar, butter, and Evaporated milk together, and bring to a low boil, stirring this constantly for 5 minutes. Dump in the Godiva, remove from heat, and continue stirring. DO NOT STOP STIRRING. Pour in the chocolate chips. ALL of them. Stir til they are all melted, and blended in, THEN add the marshmallow cream. KEEP STIRRING. When it's all smooth, pour it into a BIGASS pan lined with plastic wrap. Toss it in the fridge overnight, and in the morning, flip it onto a cutting board, and slice it with monofilament fishing line.
Prepare belly for a sinking, lead feeling big of OMG.
Merry Gastritis. (Yes, that makes 20 pounds. Take it to the office.)
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Maradon! had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I bet I can eat all 20 pounds.
Not if I eat all 20 pounds first!
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Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Alek who doth quote:
Not if I eat all 20 pounds first!
How about I get 20 pounds of fudge and you get 20 pounds of fudge and we race. First to die loses.
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Maradon! stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
How about I get 20 pounds of fudge and you get 20 pounds of fudge and we race. First to die loses.
Bring it on, you are so dead, its not even funny!
