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Topic: ITT, nothing makes any damn sense
Led
*kaboom*
posted 12-14-2005 11:34:46 PM

Uh-ohhhhh!

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Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 12-14-2005 11:40:17 PM
Copy uh-oh.
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Cavalier-
Pancake
posted 12-14-2005 11:42:13 PM
Chopper Dave, we have uh-oh, over.
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-15-2005 12:40:06 AM

Mortious fucked around with this message on 12-15-2005 at 12:41 AM.

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Maradon!
posted 12-15-2005 12:45:08 AM
quote:
Peanut butter ass Shaq Mortious booooze lime pole over bench lick:

That is very funny.

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Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 12-15-2005 01:51:41 AM
quote:
Mortious attempted to be funny by writing:

Please Hammer, don't hurt 'em!

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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Steven Steve
posted 12-15-2005 02:38:17 AM
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Led
*kaboom*
posted 12-15-2005 03:41:14 AM
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Blackened
posted 12-15-2005 03:45:54 AM
trust me when I say

WE GET SIGNAL


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 12-15-2005 04:41:07 AM

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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 12-15-2005 08:03:29 AM
quote:
Ninety-nine bottles of Led on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of Led...

Uh-ohhhhh!

Hey, I remember that.
quote:
Roll the dice to see if Mortious is getting drunk!
quote:
Led really knows where her towel is...
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diadem
eet bugz
posted 12-15-2005 06:22:19 PM
i am a giant twig that touched the black stone and now i want to give the mushrooms in my head back
play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
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DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 12-15-2005 07:53:46 PM

Never Forget!
roit, less bash 'is noggin
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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 12-15-2005 07:58:07 PM
OMG Mort, that was hilarious!


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-15-2005 08:25:30 PM
One for Tori.

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Peter
Pancake
posted 12-15-2005 08:58:47 PM
quote:
Verily, Mortious doth proclaim:
One for Tori.

Lets Rock

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Steven Steve
posted 12-15-2005 09:09:55 PM
I hope everyone is congratulating Mort to add to the chaos and entropy of the thread. I beat up little kids.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Led
*kaboom*
posted 12-15-2005 09:48:11 PM
quote:
Mortious wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
One for Tori.

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Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 12-15-2005 09:57:06 PM
quote:
Aury's momma typed this shizzle:
[QB]

Retention of Japanese fading fast after the final, but I can still read enough to know that it's asking for something very politely, whatever it is.




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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 12-15-2005 11:33:39 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Fazum'Zen Fastfist said this:
I beat up little kids.

Before, after or during the sex?

Rinaka of Malfurion
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nem-x
posted 12-16-2005 12:05:16 AM
Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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Steven Steve
posted 12-16-2005 02:04:26 AM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough had this to say about Duck Tales:
Before, after or during the sex?

It depends how frumpy they are.

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Peter
Pancake
posted 12-16-2005 06:55:10 AM
quote:
Fazum'Zen Fastfist had this to say about Cuba:
It depends how frumpy they are.

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-16-2005 07:06:11 AM
That needs to cut to a gif of when he explodes.
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Peter
Pancake
posted 12-16-2005 07:11:09 AM
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-16-2005 09:09:26 AM
Best part in the whole movie.
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Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 12-16-2005 08:10:26 PM
That movie rocked the casbah.

I need to watch it again.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 12-16-2005 11:29:53 PM
GDI now I want to watch that

*pulls it down to watch after Karroll's Christmas*


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 12-16-2005 11:40:06 PM
Which movie is this?
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Ryuujin
posted 12-17-2005 12:21:00 AM
Big Trouble in Little China
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Steven Steve
posted 12-17-2005 07:37:20 PM
Kim Cattrall
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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