And remember:
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VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1882: The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
Edit: and the one who forgets to include his link is a fucking moron: Bloodcookie fucked around with this message on 12-12-2005 at 08:04 PM.
http://www.personal.kent.edu/~bkharvey/roman/classes/graffiti.htm
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VII.7.5 (House of the Calpurnii); 4783: Crescens is sweet and charming
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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II.2.3 (Bar of Athictus; right of the door); 8442: I screwed the barmaid
I laughed.
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VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1842: Gaius Pumidius Dipilus was here on October 3rd 78 BC.
Shit, they knew when Christ was coming?
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I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates mens behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Bwahahaha
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
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VIII.1 (above a bench outside the Marine Gate); 1751: If anyone sits here, let him read this first of all: if anyone wants a screw, he should look for Attice; she costs 4 sestertii
Ah, and so the line "For a good time, call..." was born. I notice a lot of buggery and screwing in general, they sure knew how to have a good time.
Everything ever taught to you by Jim Bob of Billy Bob's Black Belt Emporium is a lie. Now, tie your obi UNDER the hakama and try again.
