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Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-24-2005 02:16:12 PM
I spent most of last night in the emergency room after I had an excruciating pain in my testicles!

Fearing testicular torsion (thanks, Venture Bros!) I went in and we ran some tests and they did an ultrasound on my scrotum. On the inside of my ballsac, my testicles look like 9/11 and I'm pretty sure I saw faces in the shadows and it's kind of scary.

Turns out it was just indigestion and I spent the rest of the night shitting out a fine mist mixed with yellow liquid.

Enjoy your Thanksgiving!

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Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 11-24-2005 02:16:57 PM
INTERESTING!
"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
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Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 11-24-2005 02:17:23 PM
Awesome!
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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 11-24-2005 02:18:12 PM
I am thankful for Parcelan's testicles.
Rinaka of Malfurion
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Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 11-24-2005 02:47:05 PM
SNES'd
"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
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Crezia
Pancake
posted 11-24-2005 03:03:01 PM
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Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 11-24-2005 03:08:49 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Mr. Gainsborough stammered:
I am thankful for Parcelan's testicles.

I, too, am thankful for Parce's testicles.

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Led
*kaboom*
posted 11-24-2005 03:39:04 PM
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MadCat the 2nd
Pancake
posted 11-24-2005 08:50:06 PM
quote:
Led had this to say about pies:

*cringe* didya have to do that?

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head."

ben(at)netmastering(dot)nl

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Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 11-24-2005 09:41:25 PM
It's my belief that his big testicles should be held every night. (but not by me )
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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