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Topic: How do YOU tie your shoes?
Sean
posted 11-23-2005 10:49:47 PM
The right way or the wrong way?

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Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 11-23-2005 10:56:57 PM
I'm too lazy to watch the videos, but I tie them the dumb way that they taught the slow kids and I never bothered to learn the other method later because this one works just as well
Damnati
Filthy
posted 11-23-2005 10:59:21 PM
I tie them the way Adam Sandler did in whatever movie it was that he had a kid. The 'loop it, swoop it, and pull' thing or whatever the fuck it was. Too lazy to break habits to do it another way.
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posted 11-23-2005 11:03:03 PM
That movie was Big Daddy.

I mostly wear work boots or low cuts so I just tie a knot at the end of the lace and just wear then loose at the ankle.

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Steven Steve
posted 11-23-2005 11:06:45 PM
Hahaha... What the hell!? I have never seen this wrong way, ever.
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Ruvyen
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posted 11-23-2005 11:09:21 PM
Ze right way. It's shoe tying, not rocket science. I don't get how anyone with two braincells can possibly get it wrong.
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posted 11-23-2005 11:29:06 PM
quote:
How.... Ruvyen.... uughhhhhh:
Ze right way. It's shoe tying, not rocket science. I don't get how anyone with two braincells can possibly get it wrong.

Yeah! Damn those kids that don't know! Now let's make fun of the ones that haven't learned to walk yet!

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Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 11-23-2005 11:40:31 PM
Left over right, loop in the left string, right over left. It's just a reversed square knot.
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Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 11-23-2005 11:42:24 PM
Yeah, I've never seen that wrong way before either

The right way was the only way I ever learned it

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 11-23-2005 11:47:23 PM
I don't either way! Slip on shoes! Oh ho!
Arrenn Lightblade
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posted 11-24-2005 12:12:13 AM
Right way. I've seen people with the wrong way, and it drives me nuts. Like, want to punch them in the face kind of nuts.
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 11-24-2005 12:16:58 AM
hay guys just fyi i deem my method of doing a trivial task that is just as effective as yours to be inferior

bow down

haha seriously what? who cares

Willias
Pancake
posted 11-24-2005 12:20:02 AM
The "wrong way". Was never taught the "right way".

Though most people I went to school with never bothered to tie their shoes. :/

Willias fucked around with this message on 11-24-2005 at 12:20 AM.

Gadani
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posted 11-24-2005 12:25:06 AM
I double-tie my shoes and they never come untied so I don't tie my shoes!

edit: But apparently I do it the right way when I tie them after purchasing them.

Gadani fucked around with this message on 11-24-2005 at 12:32 AM.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 11-24-2005 12:37:01 AM
quote:
Gadani said:
I double-tie my shoes and they never come untied so I don't tie my shoes!

Same. I tie them "the right way" twice.

If I do it once they always end up falling off.

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 11-24-2005 01:36:09 AM
quote:
Fazum'Zen Fastfist had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Hahaha... What the hell!? I have never seen this wrong way, ever.

What Sportacus said.

Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 11-24-2005 02:06:41 AM
RIght way, I tried the wrong way once like 10 years ago and I couldnt handle it, it didnt feel right. But then the only thing I ever actually tie are my boots, I leave my shoes tied or wear my slip on dress shooes things.
LeMiere
posted 11-24-2005 02:58:27 AM
I tie the right way.

I refused to do that stupid 'bunny ear' method. Anything that came with some sort of story, I hated. Reminded me of those damned hand clapping games.

They never let me play the hand-clapping games. :[

Peter
Pancake
posted 11-24-2005 07:57:19 AM
....My boots have straps, and my sandels use starps and hook and loop tape, I don't think I have had to tie shoes in like 3-4 years.

Peter fucked around with this message on 11-24-2005 at 07:57 AM.

diadem
eet bugz
posted 11-24-2005 09:58:05 AM
i thought you are supposed to stop tieng your shoes the "wrong way" the same time you learn to pee without the use of a diaper?

edit: It actually surprises me that adults still do this the "wrong way" though I'm not sure why it's that big a deal.

diadem fucked around with this message on 11-24-2005 at 10:00 AM.

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Pancake
posted 11-24-2005 10:31:29 AM
I tie em the right way. I've never seen the wrong way done anywhere before, and uh.. yeah.. it's wrong on many levels.
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Jackman
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posted 11-24-2005 11:01:34 AM
Mine have Velcro...
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Sean
posted 11-24-2005 11:03:19 AM
quote:
Ahh man, I shot Jackman in the face.
Mine have Velcro...

In the back of my mind, I knew this already.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 11-24-2005 11:06:32 AM
Well I could have admitted to penny loafers, but I tried to play it cool with the velcro story.
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Cold in an Alley
posted 11-24-2005 11:27:41 AM
I only learned the 'right' way. Having now seen the 'wrong' way for the first time, I'm wondering if it's worth trying (though it probably isn't any different). My shoes mostly have the annoying round laces that don't wear out but will come untied after an hour or two.
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posted 11-24-2005 01:27:28 PM
The right way. Ohhh yeah.
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El Cuchillo
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posted 11-24-2005 03:01:57 PM
I don't think I've ever seen anybody do it 'the wrong way'.

Looks like a lot of fumbling.

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Steven Steve
posted 11-24-2005 04:43:37 PM
I always double tie my shoelaces because I have chronically long shoelaces for some reason.
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Monica
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posted 11-24-2005 05:19:58 PM
I rarely have to tie mine. I just slip them on.

Sometimes I accidentally step on the laces, but that's easy to fix.

Monica fucked around with this message on 11-24-2005 at 05:23 PM.

Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 11-24-2005 08:29:21 PM
quote:
Monica had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I rarely have to tie mine. I just slip them on.

Sometimes I accidentally step on the laces, but that's easy to fix.


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Ruvyen
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posted 11-24-2005 10:25:02 PM
quote:
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Yeah! Damn those kids that don't know! Now let's make fun of the ones that haven't learned to walk yet!

Walking's easy. Left foot, right foot, left foot, left foot, left- SHIT!

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Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 11-24-2005 11:55:32 PM
Nice shoes you have there, bud.
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DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 11-25-2005 12:43:25 AM
Strange... I tie them the right way... But the Benny Hill music still plays. I can't make heads or tails of the situation.
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posted 11-25-2005 12:54:01 AM
quote:
Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into DrPaintThinner who doth quote:
Strange... I tie them the right way... But the Benny Hill music still plays. I can't make heads or tails of the situation.

haha

I tie mine the "right way" but if I've got too much lace left - as I do with my doc martens - then I tie it again the "wrong way" to form a fairly formidible double knot that's also easy to untie.

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posted 11-25-2005 01:05:40 AM
For the record, if you have flat laces it doesn't really matter which way you tie em, as they both work pretty much the same (Although, doing it the way they say is "WRONG" it is easier to get matching size loops on the first tie instead of over pulling one loop or the other.)

However, on dress type shoes, or some lace up boots that use the nylon weave laces that are round (Which is almost ALL of them) the way they list as "Wrong" is actually far superior as it the tie does not slip and come undone (Or at least rarely) as it does doing it the "Right" way. This is why most people end up double tieing thier shoes when they do it thr "Right" way to keep em from coming undone. It also helps to avoid the fraying problem that is common with round nylon laces.

I do it the "right" way, out of habit, but with my dress shoes especially, I often get annoyed and doing it the "Wrong" way or double tie it just so they fucking stayed tied just from normal walking. Really if they both work, and you learn one way or the other it doesn't really matter. It's like having an accent.


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posted 11-25-2005 02:04:47 AM
I had to replace the laces on my shoes recently (the shoes are fast approaching four years old and they're in remarkably good shape considering how much I use them, so the laces were worth replacing) just to prevent this 'too much lace' problem that you all are complaining about. Shoelaces cost what, $2? Get some shorter ones!
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Bloodsage
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posted 11-25-2005 02:11:47 AM
I've never had a problem with the right way not working with round laces. Anyone who does, however, only needs to wrap the laces an extra time when doing the foundation knot (before the bow part), and it won't slip. It's cleaner than double-tying; I only double-tie when lace length is an issue.
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posted 11-25-2005 03:30:34 PM
quote:
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I've never had a problem with the right way not working with round laces. Anyone who does, however, only needs to wrap the laces an extra time when doing the foundation knot (before the bow part), and it won't slip. It's cleaner than double-tying; I only double-tie when lace length is an issue.

Lace... strength... can be an issue?

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Bloodsage
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posted 11-25-2005 03:34:26 PM
quote:
Quoth Kaiote:
Lace... strength... can be an issue?

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JooJooFlop
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posted 11-25-2005 03:37:31 PM
I tie my shoes with a simple double knot of butcher's twine.
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