I travel the world to put American interests above all else. I fight to combat abortionists, socialists, socialites and minorities. I fight to guarantee American freedoms against such foes as: Atheist, Science-Kangaroo and the Germanator.
I need more villains to combat and allies to support, though. Post your application here, with your superhero name, alter ego, powers and agenda.
Am I the arch-villian, or just a normal one?
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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JooJooFlop had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
There is nothing lamer than a Christian superhero.
There's someone here who wants a word with you.
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Bloodcookie had this to say about Optimus Prime:
There's someone here who wants a word with you.
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That scares me.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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x--AnakhaO-('-'Q) :
Why is the pope smoking a cigar?
BECAUSE HE'S BATTLE POPE
