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Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-18-2005 02:50:51 PM
I have to type up 12 Journal entries in four days, guys!

I have to make a media journal for my Race and Gender in the Media class. This means I have to find articles, movies, shows, news and other things depicting racism, classism or sexism and then write my thoughts about it!

Basically, this class is a two-hour lecture on why you should feel bad for being white and a man. Ergo, my media journal is full of nothing but scorn for minorities, different religions, women and the poor.

Anyways, let's keep this thread bumped, guys, so I don't forget to make my entries so we don't all die!

Blackened
posted 11-18-2005 03:09:20 PM
Why don't you just do the assignments now, instead of procrastinating?

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Suddar
posted 11-18-2005 03:10:51 PM
White males don't do homework!
Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-18-2005 03:12:07 PM
I plan to. I'm just pacing out the most feasible path of action here.

The journal is due on Tuesday, leaving me the whole weekend and Monday to do it. Henceforth, starting today, if I do 3 entries a day, I should be in good shape.

I have to go back to Phoenix in the meantime, however, because it's opera night!

Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 11-18-2005 03:29:45 PM
sousa kanashimi wo yasashisa ni
jibun rashisa wo chikara ni
mayoinagarademo ii arukidashite
mou ikkai mou ikkai

dareka no kitai ni zutto kotae
homerarerunoga suki nano desuka?
naritai jibun wo surikaetemo
egao wa itsudemo suteki desuka?

hajimaridake yume mite okiru
sono saki nara itsuka jibun no ude de

souda daiji na mono wa itsumo
katachi no nai mono dake
te ni iretemo nakushitemo
kizukanumama

sousa kanashimi wo yasashisa ni
jibun rashisa wo chikara ni
mayoinagarademo ii arukidashite
mou ikkai mou ikkai

zurui otona wa deau tabi
atama gohashi na sekkyou dake
jibun wo sunao ni dasenaku natte
kizutsukinagara sugu ni togatte

atarashii kaze mikata ni tsukete
sagashite iinda itsuka aoi tori wo

souda daiji na mono wa itsumo
katachi no nai mono dake
te ni iretemo nakushitemo
kizukanumama

sousa kanashimi wo yasashisa ni
jibun rashisa wo chikara ni
mayoinagarademo ii arukidashite

namida no ato ni wa nazeka fukkireta
sora ni niji ga deru you ni shizen na koto
ame wa agatta

dakara daiji na mono wa itsumo
katachi no nai mono dake
te ni iretemo nakushitemo
kizukanumama

sousa kanashimi wo yasashisa ni
jibun rashisa wo chikara ni
kiminara kitto yareru shinjite ite
mou ikkai mou ikkai
mou ikkai mou iikai?

oh and /bump

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Sean
posted 11-18-2005 03:33:41 PM
Anakha, you're quickly becoming both stupid and pointless. With that sigpic I'm even beginning to mistake you for Ruvyen of the past.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 11-18-2005 03:34:15 PM
yes and also i hope you die
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Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 11-18-2005 03:34:52 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Mr. Parcelan:
I plan to. I'm just pacing out the most feasible path of action here.

Don't sleep until it's done.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-18-2005 03:36:45 PM
What the fuck is classism?
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-18-2005 03:42:16 PM
quote:
Bloodsage got served! Bloodsage got served!
What the fuck is classism?

Like racism, but based on the size of your bank account and how many luxury cars you own.

I guess an example of this would be a rich person assuming poor people are subhuman, or poor people assuming the rich are inherently immoral.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-18-2005 03:49:09 PM
quote:
Bloodsage impressed everyone with:
What the fuck is classism?

It's why you should feel bad for being successful.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-18-2005 03:55:49 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Like racism, but based on the size of your bank account and how many luxury cars you own.

I guess an example of this would be a rich person assuming poor people are subhuman, or poor people assuming the rich are inherently immoral.


My biggest complaint with this class is that it's extremely one-sided, especially in terms of race and class.

For the past few days, we've been discussing how all whites are secretly member of the KKK and how we deserve to be bombed for our persecution of muslims. Then we've talked about how communism is the only way to equality and the government is the only one who knows what to do with money.

It's all actually quite offensive.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-18-2005 03:59:30 PM
So why didn't you call them on their bullshit? I did that with a Marxist professor and actually challenging her shut her right up. And I did it in German. And I got an A in the class, despite butting ideological heads with her.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Cherveny
Papaya
posted 11-18-2005 04:31:04 PM
Well, since many feminist groups call all porn sexist, sounds like the perfect excuse to go download gigs of porn in the name of research.
Peter
Pancake
posted 11-18-2005 05:26:29 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
My biggest complaint with this class is that it's extremely one-sided, especially in terms of race and class.

For the past few days, we've been discussing how all whites are secretly member of the KKK and how we deserve to be bombed for our persecution of muslims. Then we've talked about how communism is the only way to equality and the government is the only one who knows what to do with money.

It's all actually quite offensive.


I had a Social Problems Class that sounds like it was taught by the same guy, The worst professor at The dinky little place, Dr. Makay, Fucking hippy commie nutball, Went off telling us how the drug wars was stared as a campaign for Nixon to target blacks, that the war/incident in Panama was really so the US could test out new weapons, and the thing that I think he got canned for eventually, he wouldn't stop with insinuating Bush let/cause the 911 attacks. Worse still was he failed you if you disagreed with him.

Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 11-18-2005 06:11:33 PM
quote:
Sean had this to say about Captain Planet:
Anakha, you're quickly becoming both stupid and pointless. With that sigpic I'm even beginning to mistake you for Ruvyen of the past.

I see no swords in his sigpic. However, his post was pretty retarded.

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 11-18-2005 10:05:57 PM
It does seem that a lot of college courses, especially those taught by female professors tend to be activist. For instance, a lot of the discussion in the two classes I have with female professors are bent towards feminist issues. Usually it's the books that have some element of that, faint or not, but I've been challenging the overly-feminist stuff when it comes up, pointing out ways in which men are abused, 'would it still be sexist if the genders were flipped?', and pointing out the various societal stuff that went on that might've resulted in these people being victimized, and that we can't project our societal views onto them.

It's odd though...taken a few history, politics, and econ classes, and never saw a lick of socialist policy, and the politics leaning was more moderate than anything, at least on the professor's side. The students however...Students for Social Justice, a club on my campus has done some weirdly over-liberal stuff that I can't agree with, and I consider myself to be moderate-liberal.

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-19-2005 02:06:13 AM
I'm back from the Opera (it sucked; they ruined Three Penny Opera and made me cry) and now I need topics of racism or sexism or religious issues in the mass media.

Thus far, all I have is the following:
-The Safe Working and Learning Environment policy (The "You can't say grandma" policy)
-The Riots in France
-The Vatican's Endorsement of Scientific Fact
-The Boondocks

Help me out here, guys!

PS: Azrael, why do you have a cariacture of Maradon for your sigpic?

Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 11-19-2005 03:33:53 AM
Heh, it's not meant to be. It's a cropping from part of a giftart I won as a kiriban from a person on Deviantart of a character of mine. She's yet to complete it, but she did give me a larger version of this as a preview, so I'm using it now. And doesn't Maradon have light-medium brown hair, not black?

Ah well, since it's a male character of mine who is close to my current level of facial hair, I figured it was appropriate. And I figured it was time for a change since Monica apparently decided to pick the same sig that I did. Or vice versa. Can't really tell when we each updated.

Azrael Heavenblade fucked around with this message on 11-19-2005 at 03:35 AM.

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-19-2005 01:00:12 PM
quote:
Verily, the chocolate bunny rabits doth run and play while Mr. Parcelan gently hums:
I'm back from the Opera (it sucked; they ruined Three Penny Opera and made me cry) and now I need topics of racism or sexism or religious issues in the mass media.

Thus far, all I have is the following:
-The Safe Working and Learning Environment policy (The "You can't say grandma" policy)
-The Riots in France
-The Vatican's Endorsement of Scientific Fact
-The Boondocks

Help me out here, guys!

PS: Azrael, why do you have a cariacture of Maradon for your sigpic?



Seems like a good opportunity to dissect Kanye West's blatant racism, and those who agreed with him.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-19-2005 06:47:44 PM
quote:
Bloodsage attempted to be funny by writing:
Seems like a good opportunity to dissect Kanye West's blatant racism, and those who agreed with him.

Already got him and Michael Moore, both heinous racists.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-21-2005 03:07:07 PM
Nine entries done guys, oh snap!

I need three more for tonight OH GOD SOMEONE HELP

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 11-21-2005 04:22:41 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Tron:
I'm back from the Opera (it sucked; they ruined Three Penny Opera and made me cry) and now I need topics of racism or sexism or religious issues in the mass media.

Thus far, all I have is the following:
-The Safe Working and Learning Environment policy (The "You can't say grandma" policy)
-The Riots in France
-The Vatican's Endorsement of Scientific Fact
-The Boondocks

Help me out here, guys!

PS: Azrael, why do you have a cariacture of Maradon for your sigpic?



Just tell your bitch to do it while you go out with the guys to a strip club.

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Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-21-2005 09:00:55 PM
HOMEWORK DONE

With over twenty topics covered, from Nike to Kanye West to Paris to Michael Moore to Kingdom of Heaven to Moslems, this journal is a high-quality piece of crap.

But it should be sufficient.

We'll celebrate by organizing a hate group.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 11-21-2005 10:30:00 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
We'll celebrate by organizing a hate group.

You party animal.

TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 11-22-2005 01:04:59 AM
Any spike lee movie.
The worst member of EC.
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