Thank you, Uwe. 
It's not something people hear about.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Who be playin' Bloodrayne? I'd like to bang her five times sideways.
'Tis Kristanna Loken.
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He was drunk every single day of filming 
I do wonder how many bombs Uwe Boll must make before they finally just stop giving him money Vorago fucked around with this message on 11-17-2005 at 02:12 PM.
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Vorago's fortune cookie read:
I do wonder how many bombs Uwe Boll must make before they finally just stop giving him money
That's the thing. His films may all bomb and be absolutely horrible, but he and his investors film in enough of the right countries (Britain, Canada, and a few middle eastern places) that by the time they're done with the film, they can harvest enough money in tax write-offs to pay for its production, and then some.
Anything they make at all in theatre revenues and promotions is pure profit. I wish I could find the article explaining all of that, it even went into how they pick which games to approach for movie deals, et cetera.
It's not something people hear about.
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Vorago Model 2000 was programmed to say:
He was drunk every single day of filming
I love Michael Madsen but he looks like he was drunk every single day of filming for his entire life. Also, Yuri from Red Alert 2 is in this movie because he has some sort of vampire fetish and will appear in any vampire related movie for free. Father McKenzie fucked around with this message on 11-17-2005 at 03:52 PM.
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So quoth Sean:
That's the thing. His films may all bomb and be absolutely horrible, but he and his investors film in enough of the right countries (Britain, Canada, and a few middle eastern places) that by the time they're done with the film, they can harvest enough money in tax write-offs to pay for its production, and then some.Anything they make at all in theatre revenues and promotions is pure profit. I wish I could find the article explaining all of that, it even went into how they pick which games to approach for movie deals, et cetera.
That is so amazingly depressing...
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Vorago's fortune cookie read:
That is so amazingly depressing...
I can make it even worse.
He wants to do a Starcraft movie.
It's not something people hear about.
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Sean's fortune cookie read:
I can make it even worse.He wants to do a Starcraft movie.
If Blizzard ever agrees to that I will be up on some god damned murder charges
Not to say he won't try.
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Snoota had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I know I'm just setting myself up for failure, but I don't think even Uwe Boll can ruin a movie starring Michael Madsen, Billy Zane, Ben Kingsley and Michelle Rodriguez.Not to say he won't try.
I've read some early reviews by people that actually went in there hopeful and even they were disgusted 
Apparently the movie features the most annoying sex scene ever in which one character is holding onto the handle of a door and causing the door to slam open and shut over and over and over and over while they are having sex
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Why do ya build me up, Vorago-cup baby just to let me down, and mess me around?
Apparently the movie features the most annoying sex scene ever in which one character is holding onto the handle of a door and causing the door to slam open and shut over and over and over and over while they are having sex
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
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Vorago thought about the meaning of life:
Apparently the movie features the most annoying sex scene ever in which one character is holding onto the handle of a door and causing the door to slam open and shut over and over and over and over while they are having sex
I didn't know it was possible to make a sex scene sound that annoying.
