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Topic: New Cliques Available
Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-07-2005 10:44:31 PM
Since it is clear that no one here has any sense of self-preservation or individuality, I have taken the opportunity of classifying and categorizing everyone in their own clique. Please consult the list below to see your new circle of friends and personality and act accordingly.

Confederate Holdouts
Sean
Gydyon
Callalron

Thanksgiving Fundamentalist Extremists
JooJooFlop
Addy

Rodeo Clowns
Gainsborough
Gadani
Suddar

Doomsayers
Nicole
Ja'Deth
Batty

Cannoneers
Pvednes
Bloodsage

Chocolate Panda War Veterans
Karnaj

Who else did I miss?

Damnati
Filthy
posted 11-07-2005 10:46:04 PM
Tauren Enthusiasts?
Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 11-07-2005 10:55:08 PM
*hides in a barrel*
Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 11-07-2005 10:57:05 PM
Sign me up for whatever.
"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 11-07-2005 11:03:50 PM
I wish to be classified.
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 11-07-2005 11:29:58 PM
If anyone so much as thinks of the word "TurDukHen" they're getting an ass full of dynamite.

And fuck off, ham. Go back to Christmas where you belong.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 11-07-2005 11:40:53 PM
How odd.
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 11-07-2005 11:48:10 PM
Missed me.
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 11-07-2005 11:48:33 PM
I don't recall ever having been on one of these lists from post 1.

Haha, no seriously, let's see what you got.

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Anklebiter
Pancake
posted 11-08-2005 12:18:25 AM
Hay, no one knows me.
EVE Online:
Asha Vahishta, Minmatar Pilot.
Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 11-08-2005 12:24:52 AM
I'M NOBODY!!!
"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 11-08-2005 12:26:42 AM
You're sigpic... scares me greatly...
Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 11-08-2005 12:35:31 AM
I wanna be classified!
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 11-08-2005 12:37:10 AM
Marginalize me.

Amuse me.

Cobalt Katze
Pancake
posted 11-08-2005 01:26:44 AM
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 11-08-2005 01:48:17 AM
It's not going to work, you know. People resent being filed into these little cubicles, and I just know this is going to end in bloody rebellion. I'd suggest preparing for a siege, but it's not going to do any good anyway, so just enjoy the last few days of your reign. It's not going to be pretty when it ends.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 11-08-2005 02:06:48 AM
quote:
Anakha had this to say about Knight Rider:
I'M NOBODY!!!

Throw me in with Anakha, we share similar views on who we are.

roit, less bash 'is noggin
Cobalt Katze
Pancake
posted 11-08-2005 02:15:54 AM
quote:
Nicole stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:

Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 11-08-2005 02:35:17 AM
herro
'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
nem-x
posted 11-08-2005 02:54:13 AM
quote:
Cobalt Katze was listening to Cher while typing:

owned

Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-08-2005 03:05:09 AM
Cossacks
Rosaline
Bajah
Vorbis

Kevin Costner Cultists
Anakha
DrPaintThinner
Anklebiter

Unruly Nuns
Cobalt
Falaanla

Toddler Hunters
Snugglits
Caid
nem-x
Reynar

The Restless, but Kind of Sleepy Dead
Fizodeth
Trillee
Azymyth
Maho

Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 11-08-2005 03:15:19 AM
Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains.... nnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap..........
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 11-08-2005 03:17:32 AM
Coffeeeeee Cooofffeeeeee zzzzzzzznrzzt
Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 11-08-2005 03:28:47 AM
What exactly does a "Cannoneer" do, anyway?
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 11-08-2005 03:41:18 AM
shoot a cannon
Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 11-08-2005 04:27:23 AM
Editted for douchebaggery.

Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 11-08-2005 at 04:28 AM.

Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 11-08-2005 05:08:17 AM
Put me in a nice neat catagory please.
Dave
)_(
posted 11-08-2005 05:30:00 AM
I am on my own, don't forget to place your self in a clique as well!
Blackened
posted 11-08-2005 05:33:04 AM
Surely!

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 11-08-2005 06:22:57 AM
I wanna be a Cannoneer too...



Were-Tigress Disciple of Lycanthropy
Perma-lowbie, addicted to MMORPGs
My LiveJournal

Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 11-08-2005 06:35:17 AM
I'd like to be catagorized, too!

And omg, it's Abbi!

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 11-08-2005 06:39:26 AM
quote:
Everybody must get stoned. Abbikat must get stoned.
I wanna be a Cannoneer too...

No you don't, really. You don't know what it's like working with gunpowder all the time. Almost no one gets out of the profession without crushed toes and missing fingers, and I've seen faces torn off in the line of duty. Faces! Have you ever seen a cannonball grimace at you? It's not pretty. I just don't want to see you lose skin layers.

Be wary. The worst can always happen.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 11-08-2005 07:14:45 AM
Doom.

There, I said it. Are you fucking happy now?

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-08-2005 08:28:27 AM
And then, back in aught-three, they shipped me to the Fudge front...

*downs a shot of Godiva liquer*

They said the war would make me a man, but I haven't felt human in years.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 11-08-2005 09:54:43 AM
Oh, I'm incomplete if I'm not categorized.
Sean
posted 11-08-2005 10:48:41 AM
It's kinda lonely in my clique; everyone but myself died of old age long ago. Can I defect to the Cossacks? They were big on that kind of thing, you know.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 11-08-2005 11:07:16 AM
What about the gay homosexual trolls?
What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
Timpofee
Mancake
posted 11-08-2005 11:45:23 AM
I thought a Cannoneer was someone who annoyingly refers to books that games are based off of all the fucking time in an attempt to be cool.

Ps

TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 11-08-2005 12:37:38 PM
*lurk lurk lurk*
The worst member of EC.
Live Journal
Damnati
Filthy
posted 11-08-2005 12:59:52 PM
quote:
Batty's account was hax0red to write:
Doom.

There, I said it. Are you fucking happy now?


shambles over and begins to gnaw on Batty's head

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

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