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Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-04-2005 05:45:07 PM
Why did the Roman empire fall apart?
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 11-04-2005 05:46:45 PM
Because Roman children didn't do their homework?
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 11-04-2005 05:46:55 PM
Too much, too fast in addition to corrupt politicians. *nod*

If they'd had something as simple as the telephone, though, it might have been a different history we all know, friend!

Sean
posted 11-04-2005 05:47:27 PM
Internal strife caused a vulnerability that the Gauls took advantage of.

They marched in from the north while Rome struggled with civil war and took over enough of the Empire to leave it unable to sustain itself, and crumbled.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Maradon!
posted 11-04-2005 06:24:04 PM
1) Internal strife & Political corruption

2) Barbarians

3) Homosexuality

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 11-04-2005 07:04:47 PM
Mostly because the Byzantinian Emperor was way cooler! geez!
Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 11-04-2005 07:54:01 PM
some sugest because of lead poisoning.... the wealthy the elite could afford indoor plumbing and glass and such, which was soddered with lead... ate off lead glazed plates


made them all brain dead and their offspring too.

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 11-04-2005 08:18:26 PM
Because I went back in time and made it that way.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-04-2005 09:31:24 PM
Because as the Britons, I made excellent use of chariots and mercenary cavalry to outflank the superior Roman infantry. I also made heavy use of Chosen Swordsmen and druids to tie up the bulk of their force while I flanked the shit out of them.
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Pancake
posted 11-04-2005 09:52:30 PM
No one knows. We can only guess. There are a dozen reasons why it may have happened, or it may be a combination of some or all of those reasons.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-04-2005 10:36:35 PM
What is the use of chariots in warfare?
Peter
Pancake
posted 11-04-2005 10:54:23 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Punky Brewster:
What is the use of chariots in warfare?

Fast moveing platforms that you put and archer or spearman on? Honestly I Never understood the idea either.

And Rome fell because it was old and broken?

Chugga
Pancake
posted 11-04-2005 11:38:45 PM
Because you touch yourself at night.
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 11-04-2005 11:41:37 PM
Chariots were used to crash and trample through a group of infantry--especially by the Hittites, not so much by the Egyptians, and also as a mobile platform for an archer, more by the Egyptians than the Hittites. All chariots were used as a method for quick mobility, and as a weapon of terror.

The Hittites used a very heavy three man, four horse chariot that was excellent for trampling, crashing and crushing. One man was the shield bearer, another the driver, and another the archer.

The Egyptians used a light, fragile chariot which was much quicker. It wasn't used for crashing through infantry, but for mobility and terror. One man drove it and the other speared or shot people with a bow.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-04-2005 11:47:37 PM
I get it. It also explains why cavalry then replaced the chariot, since it would be tougher to crash through a wave of cavalry...and likewise, a wave of cavalry would be easier to trample infantry with!

Now I know!

Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-05-2005 12:04:53 AM
quote:
Jackman loves Parcelan like a fat kid loves cake
some sugest because of lead poisoning.... the wealthy the elite could afford indoor plumbing and glass and such, which was soddered with lead... ate off lead glazed plates


made them all brain dead and their offspring too.


I don't think anyone suggests that.

Stop putting two spaces between paragraphs.

very important poster
a sweet title
posted 11-05-2005 10:11:12 AM
quote:
In a disastrous attempt to be funny and clever, Mr. Parcelan wrote:
I don't think anyone suggests that.

Stop putting two spaces between paragraphs.


I know it's Somthor, but it is actually discussed as a possibility, however retarded that sounds.

hey
Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 11-06-2005 02:13:30 PM
Parcelan May the following please you.

1. Books and Articles
Eisinger, J., "Lead and wine: Eberhard Gockel and the 'colica Pictonum' ", Medical History, 26 (1982): 278-302.
Eisinger, Josef, "Sweet poison. Episodic outbreaks of colic, or 'wine disease,' plagued Europe for many centuries, even after an obscure German physician traced the cause to lead," Natural History 105 (July 96): 48-53.

Gilfillan, S.C. "Lead Poisoning and the Fall of Rome," Journal of Occupational Medicine, 1 (1965): 53-60.

Gilfillan, S. Colum. Rome's Ruin by Lead Poison. Long Beach, CA, 1990.

Hodge, T. A. "Vitruvius, lead pipes, and lead poisoning," American Journal of Archaeology 85 (1981): 486-491.

Karlen, Arno Napoleon's Glands and Other Ventures in Biohistory. Toronto, 1984.

Needleman, Lionel and Diane. "Lead poisoning and the decline of the Roman aristocracy," Classical Views 4,1 (1985): 63-94.

Nriagu, J.O. Lead and Lead Poisoning in Antiquity. New York, 1983.

Nriagu, Jerome O. "Saturnine Gout among Roman Aristocrats: Did Lead Poisoning Contribute to the Fall of the Empire?", New England Journal of Medicine, 308.11 (March 17, 1983): 660-3.

Scarborough, John. "The myth of lead poisoning among the Romans: a review essay," Journal of the History of Medicine and Allied Sciences, 39,4 (1984): 469-475.

Skovenborg, Erik. "Lead in wine through the ages," Journal of Wine Research 6, 1 (1995).

Steinbock, R. Ted. "Lead Ingestion in Ancient Times," Paleopathology Newsletter , no. 27 (Sept. 1979): 9-11.

Waldron, H.A. "Lead Poisoning in the Ancient World," Medical History, 17 (1973): 391-399.


2. Reviews of Nriagu, Lead and Lead Poisoning in Antiquity.
Chisolm, J. Julian, Jr, in Bulletin of the History of Medicine 59 (1985): 258-9.
Houston, George W., in Classical Journal (1989-90), 73-5, and 80.

Scarborough, John, in The Journal of the History of Medicine and Allied Sciences 39 (1984): 469-75.

Phillips, Charles Robert III. "Old Wine in Old Lead Bottles: Nriagu on the Fall of Rome," CW 78 (1984), 29-33.

Its a Valid theory. Please do not dismiss it because I am the one who mentioned it.

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 11-06-2005 02:44:25 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Jackman wrote:
Parcelan May the following please you.

(STUFF)

Its a Valid theory. Please do not dismiss it because I am the one who mentioned it.


So you have a lot of sources. That means nothing if they happen to be all wrong.

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 11-06-2005 03:20:24 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Ruvyen wrote:
So you have a lot of sources. That means nothing if they happen to be all wrong.

Prove them wrong oh learned one. I was mearly refuting the statement that I was the only person who thought that.

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Steven Steve
posted 11-06-2005 03:23:31 PM
The answer is George W. Bush.
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Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 11-06-2005 03:48:41 PM
quote:
Ruvyen has funnier quote texts than me:
So you have a lot of sources. That means nothing if they happen to be all wrong.

That's a very stupid counter-argument.

Steven Steve
posted 11-06-2005 04:46:49 PM
Especially since Somthor merely stated that "it's suggested." The theory seems to make sense anyway. It's not like people haven't whined about politicians' stupidity causing a degradation of influence in the past 5 years. (Erhem erhem)
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-06-2005 04:49:20 PM
Well, I'll be. I guess you get to eat at the table, Jackman!
Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 11-06-2005 04:52:25 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Jackman wrote:
Prove them wrong oh learned one. I was mearly refuting the statement that I was the only person who thought that.

Eh, too much work. Besides, that isn't my point.

Generally, it's better to quote a few sources and then cite them, instead of simply hitting the opposition with a big list of what seems like randomly-chosen sources. I'm not saying that they are wrong, necessarily, but why should we bother to look into any of the works you referenced in that post when it doesn't seem like you've done that, yourself? All I see is a list of stuff.

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Suddar
posted 11-06-2005 05:01:19 PM
"Randomly chosen"? Half of them mention lead poisoning in the title.
Sean
posted 11-06-2005 05:05:51 PM
quote:
Yes, Suddar deserved to die, and I hope they burn in hell!
"Randomly chosen"? Half of them mention lead poisoning in the title.

They're also just copied and fucking pasted from another website.

Sean fucked around with this message on 11-06-2005 at 05:07 PM.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 11-06-2005 05:11:20 PM
quote:
Suddar was listening to Cher while typing:
"Randomly chosen"? Half of them mention lead poisoning in the title.

The title says little about the quality of the source itself. How well are the facts presented and positions argued? You can't tell that from the title alone.

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Leopold
Porn maniac
posted 11-06-2005 05:17:40 PM
Yeah, the lead thing is considered a leading theory, weirdly enough. A lot of historians still believe that it was one of the things that made Nero so fucked up.
"Leopold said it best. This is one of the few times someone besides me is right." -Mr. Parcelan
Lashanna
noob
posted 11-06-2005 05:28:38 PM
Nero and Caligula and any other mad Emperor you can imagine had more than enough reasons to be completely insane without tossing lead poisoning in there anywhere.

I think lead poisoning is exaggerated in it's effect because it's so interesting. Not saying it didn't contribute and have a dramatic effect in some cases, but I do think that people give it more credit than it is due.

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-06-2005 05:37:42 PM
Caligula's family was murdered by the current emperor at the time, who feared that his father (a great general) would overthrow him someday. The emperor, also quite mad, routinely molested Caligula.

So that's probably a contributing factor.

Leopold
Porn maniac
posted 11-06-2005 05:43:53 PM
Well, historical accounts of Caligula have him suffering from other symptoms early in his life, pre-incest/molestation/horsebuggery, so most historians there seem to think that the root of his madness was encephalitis.

I don't think we'll ever really know for sure in any of these cases short of discovering time travel, but it's always fun to speculate.

"Leopold said it best. This is one of the few times someone besides me is right." -Mr. Parcelan
Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 11-06-2005 06:23:37 PM
quote:
Sean said this about your mom:
They're also just copied and fucking pasted from another website.

Did you really expect him to have read all of those, or did you expect him to check for a single worked sited page that could suffice?

"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Peter
Pancake
posted 11-06-2005 06:36:13 PM
From my understanding, the lead poisoning thing wasn't so much an empire crushing thing. My guess would be Rome hit its limit on expansion, and without a large unifying movement like expansion, the Empire turned in on itself, Also the empire splitting in half and the barbarians at the gates didn't help. I thin it would have lasted longer if they reverted back to a republic at the empire’s height

Peter fucked around with this message on 11-06-2005 at 06:37 PM.

Steven Steve
posted 11-06-2005 06:53:57 PM
It's also possible that Rome itself lost interest in its assets. Like Machiavelli said in The Prince, it's kind of hard to hold on to a territory when you don't occupy it socially. Most of the Romans were, obviously, located around Rome. While they had the military might to forcefully hold on to their territories, the empire was bound to expire.
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"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Sean
posted 11-06-2005 07:02:47 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Manticore stammered:
Did you really expect him to have read all of those, or did you expect him to check for a single worked sited page that could suffice?

I expect someone to do more than google the subject at hand, post an entirely uninformed opinion ( parroting something you find in google is not demonstrating familiarity with a subject), and then linking someone else's bibliography as support for their argument.

Sean fucked around with this message on 11-06-2005 at 07:03 PM.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 11-06-2005 08:34:04 PM
quote:
Sean wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I expect someone to do more than google the subject at hand, post an entirely uninformed opinion ( parroting something you find in google is not demonstrating familiarity with a subject), and then linking someone else's bibliography as support for their argument.

What better way to support my dissagreement with the statement?

quote:
I don't think anyone suggests that. (Parcelan)

All that was required was to show several other people who also were suggesting my orginal post.

Thank you for playing, but this time you lose.

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 11-06-2005 08:44:41 PM
quote:
Jackman Model 2000 was programmed to say:
All that was required was to show several other people who also were suggesting my orginal post.

And if those other people are wrong, you're fucked. It's not enough to simply say "oh this dude says this". You need to actually take a look at their specific ideas and arguments.

Hell, right now, I could probably find a shitload of tabloid articles that really slam G.W. Bush. But if I were to try to use those articles as a source of information in an intelligent discussion, I'd be laughed out of the thread. Why? Tabloids don't much care about reporting the facts and remaining objective, and so aren't a good source of anything. Except maybe entertainment.

Are the sources you cited good ones to use? I dunno. Like Hell I'm going through all of those. However, if you're going to tell us what other people are saying, you can at least take a look at what they're saying before giving us that information.

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Sean
posted 11-06-2005 08:46:36 PM
quote:
Jackman had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
All that was required was to show several other people who also were suggesting my orginal post.

Thank you for playing, but this time you lose.


I don't have a 'WHAT?' large enough to correctly display my inability to grasp whatever you just tried to convey. It's like someone took three partial thoughts, removed any sort of coherence from them, and then put them on a collision course to your keyboard.

In lieu of this, I have only;

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Sean
posted 11-06-2005 08:47:43 PM
quote:
Ruvyen's account was hax0red to write:
And if those other people are wrong, you're fucked. It's not enough to simply say "oh this dude says this". You need to actually take a look at their specific ideas and arguments.

Hell, right now, I could probably find a shitload of tabloid articles that really slam G.W. Bush. But if I were to try to use those articles as a source of information in an intelligent discussion, I'd be laughed out of the thread. Why? Tabloids don't much care about reporting the facts and remaining objective, and so aren't a good source of anything. Except maybe entertainment.

Are the sources you cited good ones to use? I dunno. Like Hell I'm going through all of those. However, if you're going to tell us what other people are saying, you can at least take a look at what they're saying before giving us that information.


I guess it takes someone already on Jackman's level to fully understand him. I thank you, Ruvyen, for hurling yourself in front of that bullet.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

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