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Topic: Doom - the worst movie of all time.
Steven Steve
posted 10-22-2005 03:06:02 AM
I can't say that I could have expected much, but it was every bit as horrible as I might have imagined. They even managed to mention sheboys and rip off Aliens simultaneously.
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Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 10-22-2005 03:38:48 AM
Damn, hadn't realized it had already come out.

Even if it sucks beyond all imagination (Haven't seen it yet personally) one good thing has come from it... they re-released the original four doom books with brand new cover arts

BetaTested
Not gay, but loves the cock!
posted 10-22-2005 11:14:04 AM
I went and saw it last night, and I didn't think it was that bad. But I wasn't a huge fan of the DOOM series, so that might have had something to do with it.

It wasn't great by any means, but it was a good action flick. Better than the last movie The Rock was in (walking tall).


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posted 10-22-2005 02:32:13 PM
Was the FPS perspective scene cool enough to warrant 7 bucks?
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Steven Steve
posted 10-22-2005 03:43:53 PM
You're also forgetting the opportunity cost of 2 hours. The first person portion was filled with cheese but had two or so awesome scenes. You would probably only enjoy these two if you were a die-hard FPS fan, though.

quote:
Vorago had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Damn, hadn't realized it had already come out.

Even if it sucks beyond all imagination (Haven't seen it yet personally) one good thing has come from it... they re-released the original four doom books with brand new cover arts


Oh really? I actually thought the Doom books were terrible with all the gaming lingo and Mormon nonsense but they were still excellent compared to the movie. I have them sitting on my shelf back here.

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

diadem
eet bugz
posted 10-22-2005 04:06:08 PM
were there... you know...
rocket jumps?
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Steven Steve
posted 10-22-2005 04:11:02 PM
No. The only things from Doom in the movie were UAC, the BFG (which fired blue plasma that melted walls), and the look of the monsters.

Basically you've seen everything in the trailers. Just remember to buy lots of popcorn and remember it's not a Doom movie and you should be fine.

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Maradon!
posted 10-22-2005 04:30:22 PM
Ever notice how pinkies look exactly like quadrupedal imps which look exactly like smaller hell knights which look exactly like smaller cyberdeamons?
Steven Steve
posted 10-22-2005 04:42:38 PM
No, unless you're referring to the fact that they are all fictional organisms.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
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"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Steven Steve
posted 10-22-2005 04:48:23 PM
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posted 10-22-2005 05:20:58 PM
MMM so I guess I should wait for the DVD?
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Led
*kaboom*
posted 10-22-2005 06:04:13 PM
I thought it was entertaining, the big star being something aside from the main character was a pretty neat change
Lashanna
noob
posted 10-22-2005 06:08:14 PM
quote:
Led had this to say about Cuba:
I thought it was entertaining, the big star being something aside from the main character was a pretty neat change

The main character was the Sexiest man in Australia a few years ago.

He was also in Lord of the Rings as Eomer.

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Led
*kaboom*
posted 10-22-2005 06:13:07 PM
I thought the religious guy (Goat? Goad?) was pretty well-done too.

To be honest, I would have enjoyed the movie more if it had followed something like the books tho... 'OMG RESEARCH ZOMBIES!#%' is a resident evil thing

Sean
posted 10-22-2005 06:18:15 PM
I refuse to pay money to view this monstrosity, on grounds I was already cheated by purchasing Doom 3.
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Led
*kaboom*
posted 10-22-2005 06:26:11 PM
quote:
Sean enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I refuse to pay money to view this monstrosity, on grounds I was already cheated by purchasing Doom 3.

There are no monster closets in the movie though!

There is, however, a monster bathroom

Maradon!
posted 10-22-2005 07:06:41 PM
Leopold
Porn maniac
posted 10-22-2005 07:06:47 PM
Yeah, this movie sucked my rather shapely ass. I'm a Doom fanboy, so I was already biased, but for me to enjoy a really dumb action movie, the action has to be good. Their big action climax was the FPS scene, and that just made me groan. That along with the completely unnecessary and half-retarded wire-fu fight scene out of nowhere.
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posted 10-23-2005 02:17:14 AM
I enjoyed the movie quite a bit, and I'm a big Doom fan. I'll also be buying the re-released books now that I know about them
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Steven Steve
posted 10-23-2005 11:12:49 AM
quote:
Maradon! wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I was referring to Doom 3, and they DO look similar. They look like different model years of the same car.

These demons aren't even necessarily of a different phylum. Being white and pasty and fat is a trend in Doom 3 (and on this forum) and while it may be artistic bunk it at least makes some sense, considering they all come from the same place. The only ones that look "exactly" alike are the imp and the hellknight anyway, ho ho.

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 10-23-2005 03:49:50 PM
Just got back from seeing Doom with Lechium and must say that, ultimately, I was disappointed.

The movie contained oh so little Doom... for a brief moment it had it, near the end where the zombies (Took the zombies long enough to show) are swarming down the hallway and overwhelming them... that was Doom, for a brief moment I was watching Doom on the big screen. Then it was gone, replaced with crap generic sci-fi about the genome for evil and wire-fu matrix fighting.

The entire time I was watching it I couldn't help but wonder... why, why did they have the books... the games... it all right there, could assemble the damn movie practically like Lego. Instead they just threw that all out the window and just made some stuff up.

And what the hell was up with the FPS segment at the end being more comedy than anything else? It could have worked out really well... like the credits, the damn credits pulled the effect off better for some strange reason... instead we get random clips of mostly comical things happening. Was more confusing than anything

It could have been so awesome but in the end was just really, really forgettable.

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 10-23-2005 03:52:57 PM
quote:
Sean was naked while typing this:
I refuse to pay money to view this monstrosity, on grounds I was already cheated by purchasing Doom 3.

Doom 3 was awesome you shut your mouth

Steven Steve
posted 10-23-2005 03:58:39 PM
quote:
Vorago Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Just got back from seeing Doom with Lechium and must say that, ultimately, I was disappointed.

The movie contained oh so little Doom... for a brief moment it had it, near the end where the zombies (Took the zombies long enough to show) are swarming down the hallway and overwhelming them... that was Doom, for a brief moment I was watching Doom on the big screen. Then it was gone, replaced with crap generic sci-fi about the genome for evil and wire-fu matrix fighting.

The entire time I was watching it I couldn't help but wonder... why, why did they have the books... the games... it all right there, could assemble the damn movie practically like Lego. Instead they just threw that all out the window and just made some stuff up.

And what the hell was up with the FPS segment at the end being more comedy than anything else? It could have worked out really well... like the credits, the damn credits pulled the effect off better for some strange reason... instead we get random clips of mostly comical things happening. Was more confusing than anything

It could have been so awesome but in the end was just really, really forgettable.


I think the first person segment worked well as comedy, because it's the time where the hillbillies say "Wow it's just like the video games fellas!" and the fans of the game say "Haha, fucking sweet." It was easily the best sequence in the movie. I loved when the Hellknight exploded. Too bad it ended with the ridiculous handicapped "Pinky."

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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