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Topic: Alright, you fuckers
Suddar
posted 10-16-2005 09:18:40 PM
There are like a billion of you online, so how come nobody ever posts anymore?

Seriously guys.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 10-16-2005 09:24:26 PM
First post!
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Cavalier-
Pancake
posted 10-16-2005 09:25:16 PM
BUMP!
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 10-16-2005 09:31:22 PM
*would post, but is inanimate*



moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Sean
posted 10-16-2005 09:31:50 PM
in before lamers
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Sean
posted 10-16-2005 09:32:07 PM
wait fuck
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Lashanna
noob
posted 10-16-2005 09:32:40 PM
post count +1
Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
NullDevice
Internet Tough Guy
posted 10-16-2005 09:33:39 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Lashanna wrote:
post count +1

qft

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-16-2005 09:43:18 PM
I'm going to tinkle now.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 10-16-2005 10:04:44 PM
quote:
Suddar had this to say about dark elf butts:
There are like a billion of you online, so how come nobody ever posts anymore?

Seriously guys.


Sometimes, I just sits and posts. An' other times, I just sits.

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 10-16-2005 10:06:36 PM
I came.
Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 10-16-2005 10:23:10 PM
I dont even recognize half the fuckchops in the who'se online list...
Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 10-16-2005 10:24:40 PM
I have nothing relevant to say.

Hence: .



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 10-16-2005 10:38:00 PM
I like to read more nowadays.
Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 10-16-2005 10:42:04 PM
quote:
Nicole stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I have nothing relevant to say.

Hence: .


QFT

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 10-16-2005 10:52:46 PM
Lash, nice avatar.

Nicole, we need to see more of the little dancing guy (it even matches your avatar).

Suddar, this message will self-destruct in fifty trillion seconds.

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 10-16-2005 10:54:07 PM
I have alot of things to talk about, but nothing that would interest you guys.

For example, last week I spent the entire week learning about bugs and how to kill them. I can now identify the poop of several types of bug, as well as some rodents. Not only that, but I can recognize and identify several types of spider, ant, wasp, scorpion, cricket, termite and beetle.

Entomology and chemistry are neat.

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 10-16-2005 11:41:12 PM
Is this the cool thread to spam? what the heck am i supposed to do in here?!
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 10-16-2005 11:53:16 PM
You could try throwing muffins. It works for everybody else.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 10-17-2005 12:39:16 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Liam!
Is this the cool thread to spam? what the heck am i supposed to do in here?!

listen you fucker we'll have none of that in this thread

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 10-17-2005 01:56:45 AM
I can't post, I'm too busy playing Mega Man.
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 10-17-2005 02:10:17 AM
Stagnatorium.
Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 10-17-2005 03:46:35 AM
your mom is gay.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 10-17-2005 03:47:22 AM
quote:
Alidane said:
your mom is gay.

no u r

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 10-17-2005 05:39:32 AM
quote:
Everybody must get stoned. Nae must get stoned.


WAR.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 10-17-2005 09:20:24 AM
SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM
[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 10-17-2005 10:38:19 AM
quote:
Snugglits said:
SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM

EC is almost a carbon copy of their forums now anyway.

Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 10-17-2005 06:19:15 PM
Im allaince /afk
"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
Razor
posted 10-17-2005 08:25:38 PM
quote:
Mooj's account was hax0red to write:
I came.

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
Demos
Pancake
posted 10-18-2005 02:56:06 AM
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"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Damnati
Filthy
posted 10-18-2005 02:59:53 AM
quote:
Nicole had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
WAR.


Huah! What is it good for?

Kuroi Madoushi fucked around with this message on 10-18-2005 at 03:00 AM.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 10-18-2005 10:18:04 AM
Daves not here man.

DrPaintThinner fucked around with this message on 10-18-2005 at 10:36 AM.

roit, less bash 'is noggin
Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 10-20-2005 01:16:13 AM
Seriously
"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
NullDevice
Internet Tough Guy
posted 10-20-2005 01:43:15 AM
quote:
DrPaintThinner's account was hax0red to write:
Daves not here man.

Dude, it's Dave...

Mike the Butcher
Pancake
posted 10-20-2005 01:49:26 AM
Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-20-2005 01:50:38 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on NullDevice!
Dude, it's Dave...

Shut up and die.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 10-20-2005 01:52:54 AM
Butcher wins the thread.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 10-20-2005 02:44:01 AM
I'm still here.
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Sean
posted 10-20-2005 09:07:12 AM
quote:
Freschel Spindrift stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
I'm still here.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Led
*kaboom*
posted 10-20-2005 12:24:48 PM
I only post if I have something poignant to say.

*randomly explodes*

All times are US/Eastern
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