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Topic: Mountain Dew: Pitch Black Two.
Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 10-09-2005 09:40:48 PM
For those of you who enjoy the Mountain Dew Brand Name, they are now offering yet another flavor: Pitch Black Two.

The idea behind this, near as I can tell, is that the first one didn't suck enough so they needed to make something that would make you sputter the very moment it touched you tongue.

The initial taste is almost a sugary blueberry flavor, which is quickly replaced by a piercing bitter-sour grape flavoring.

In short, I dont like it and would suggest against purchasing it unless you loved the first one, but found it would be better if you could add in some Warhead candy to it.

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Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 10-09-2005 09:42:23 PM
There isn't any difference in taste between 1 and 2.
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 10-09-2005 09:45:45 PM
quote:
Snugglits said:
There isn't any difference in taste between 1 and 2.

Yes there is, and it tastes like profit.

MorbId
Pancake
posted 10-09-2005 09:58:22 PM
Pitch Black is wasted on you.
Steven Steve
posted 10-09-2005 10:38:27 PM
Hey guys, just drink water, it's totally good for you! Yeah!
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Delphi Aegis
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posted 10-09-2005 10:50:08 PM
quote:
Fazum'Zen Fastfist had this to say about (_|_):
Hey guys, just drink water, it's totally good for you! Yeah!

QFT

TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 10-09-2005 11:39:46 PM
quote:
Snugglits had this to say about (_|_):
There isn't any difference in taste between 1 and 2.

Yes, yes there is.
2 tastes like sour asshole.

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Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 10-09-2005 11:48:19 PM
quote:
TheOriginalZane probably says this to all the girls:
Yes, yes there is.
2 tastes like sour asshole.

People only think it's different because it's relabeled, but the 2 are definitely idenitcal.

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Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 10-10-2005 12:14:50 AM
No, they taste much different. I didn't even notice it was supposed to be a new flavor until I tasted it because the labels are identical except for the word sour on the corner.

And pitch black was the best Mountain Dew ever. The new one is horrible.

Tatsukaze
wants Kloie's mom OH SO BAD
posted 10-10-2005 12:19:33 AM
I like the new one more than the first one. It's got extra awesome tanginess.
Maradon!
posted 10-10-2005 01:07:26 AM
I didn't notice that it was supposed to be sour, since it's so incredibly weak.
Mightion Defensor
posted 10-10-2005 01:36:49 AM
I got used to 2 after a case of it... I grew to like it... either that, or all the sour receptors on my tongue were burned off after the third can.

Anyway, I'll drink it if it shows up in my fridge, but I prefer the original Pitch Black.

NullDevice
Internet Tough Guy
posted 10-10-2005 02:11:24 AM
Red was interesting
Orange was godly
Black I never bothered testing.

Wonder if they'll do a Blue one or some other wacky color.

Peter
Pancake
posted 10-10-2005 06:48:10 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when NullDevice wrote:
...
Wonder if they'll do a Blue one or some other wacky color.

they had a Blue Dew Slurpee....wasn't good at all.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 10-10-2005 12:50:06 PM
I would be drinking this if I hadn't stopped drinking soda save for rare occasions (I.E. when I go out to dinner -- I don't keep soda in my apartment). It actually did taste different -- the sour was definitely there. I liked it, at least somewhat. I prefer regular dew, though
Naimah
In a Fire
posted 10-10-2005 01:08:54 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when NullDevice wrote:
Red was interesting
Orange was godly
Black I never bothered testing.

Wonder if they'll do a Blue one or some other wacky color.


There is Baja Blast at Taco Bell which is kinda tasty.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-10-2005 10:27:56 PM
quote:
This one time, at Maradon! camp:
I didn't notice that it was supposed to be sour, since it's so incredibly weak.

What were you expecting? That's about as mainstream sour as it gets, much like mainstream notions of hot.

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Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 10-11-2005 02:03:05 AM
quote:
Fazum'Zen Fastfist's account was hax0red to write:
Hey guys, just drink water, it's totally good for you! Yeah!

But water isn't EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMEEEE!!!!
Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 10-11-2005 02:07:50 AM
Azakias pops open a Pepsi.

....What?

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Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 10-11-2005 03:52:05 AM
Pitch Black 2? why yes I'm drinking some right now. It's so tastey.


I was wondering why some people think some things taste like ass. Have they been tossing salad several times in thier life. Just wanna know.

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