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Topic: The program Snugglits has grown beyond your control.
Sean
posted 10-01-2005 01:43:48 AM
Soon he will spread throughout the internet, as he has spread through this forum. You cannot stop him.. but I can.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-01-2005 01:45:24 AM
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Europe?
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 10-01-2005 01:46:15 AM
That smiley looks really bad


I didn't see a sword at first

Lyinar Ka`Bael fucked around with this message on 10-01-2005 at 01:46 AM.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 10-01-2005 01:46:50 AM
kill -9 needs no justification
* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-01-2005 01:47:28 AM
Sean
posted 10-01-2005 01:48:19 AM
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 10-01-2005 01:49:56 AM
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-01-2005 02:23:59 AM
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Father McKenzie
Pancake
posted 10-01-2005 02:36:27 AM
You still don't get it, do you? He'll find you. That's what he does, that's all he does. You can't stop him. He'll wade through you all, reach down your throat, and pull your fucking heart out.

Father McKenzie fucked around with this message on 10-01-2005 at 02:36 AM.

Sean
posted 10-01-2005 02:42:32 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Father McKenzie:
You still don't get it, do you? He'll find you. That's what he does, that's all he does. You can't stop him. He'll wade through you all, reach down your throat, and pull your fucking heart out.

Her. Her heart out.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Father McKenzie
Pancake
posted 10-01-2005 02:43:48 AM
quote:
Sean wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Her. Her heart out.

You are awarded 10 points and advance to the next round.
I paraphrased to make it applicable.

Father McKenzie fucked around with this message on 10-01-2005 at 02:44 AM.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-01-2005 02:44:30 AM
Does this look okay small?
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Maradon!
posted 10-01-2005 02:48:55 AM
quote:
x--JooJooFlopO-('-'Q) :

what the hell is that from?

Sean
posted 10-01-2005 02:49:22 AM
quote:
Mr. Father McKenzie? That sounds too much like Mr. Shit.
You are awarded 10 points and advance to the next round.
I paraphrased to make it applicable.

Bitch, please. I'm the returning fucking champion.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Sean
posted 10-01-2005 02:50:10 AM
quote:
Maradon! got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
what the hell is that from?

That's rapeface Captain America, from Poser 6.0

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Cavalier-
Pancake
posted 10-01-2005 04:56:27 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Europe?

"A Roy-ahle wit' cheeze?"

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 10-01-2005 10:25:01 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Mr. Parcelan was all like:
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Europe?

A Quarter Pounder with Cheese, actually.

At least that's what it's called in Scotland.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
diadem
eet bugz
posted 10-01-2005 10:56:41 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan impressed everyone with:
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Europe?

They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Yuri
posted 10-01-2005 11:00:17 AM
People who haven't seen Pulp Fiction should be shot.
diadem
eet bugz
posted 10-01-2005 11:08:58 AM
quote:
Yuri had this to say about Duck Tales:
People who haven't seen Pulp Fiction should be shot.

Nobody kills anybody in my place of business except me or Zed.

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-01-2005 07:27:10 PM
quote:
From the book of diadem, chapter 3, verse 16:
They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?

Fuck no, they use the metric system in there, they don't know what the hell a quarter pound is. They call it a Royale with cheese.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 10-01-2005 08:39:33 PM
Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 10-01-2005 10:36:13 PM
quote:
From the book of Mr. Gainsborough, chapter 3, verse 16:

*southpark'd*

"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 10-03-2005 12:43:12 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan attempted to be funny by writing:
Fuck no, they use the metric system in there, they don't know what the hell a quarter pound is. They call it a Royale with cheese.

Have you ever been to Europe?

The worst member of EC.
Live Journal
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 10-03-2005 12:44:31 AM
quote:
TheOriginalZane startled the peaceful upland Gorillas by blurting:
Have you ever been to Europe?

I have, and he's right. It was Hamburger Royale or somesuch in Germany. I forget what it was in France.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-03-2005 01:19:24 AM
Bloodsage has just been caught in a moment of severe uncoolness.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 10-03-2005 01:31:24 AM

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 10-03-2005 01:35:31 AM
The uncool have seriously ruined this thread.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 10-03-2005 03:04:39 AM
I think it varies by country, not the whole continent. As I said, in Scotland, it's called a Quarter Pounder with cheese.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-03-2005 03:10:21 AM
Densetsu joins Bloodsage in the mathletics team.
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 10-03-2005 04:12:05 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about pies:
Densetsu joins Bloodsage in the mathletics team.

But..but...now I won't get any women.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 10-03-2005 04:18:12 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Densetsu was all like:
But..but...now I won't get any women.

Not like you did, anyway. Ooh, burn!

Nerd!

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Mod
Pancake
posted 10-03-2005 07:26:03 AM
quote:
Densetsu stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
I think it varies by country, not the whole continent. As I said, in Scotland, it's called a Quarter Pounder with cheese.

The Brits still use the imperial system, in continental Europe people think in metric and very few know how to convert metric to imperial without looking it up, it would make as much sense to label it a quarter-pounder here as it would naming it the '10dag meat sandwich' in the US.

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-03-2005 07:50:24 AM
Mod is also in the leagues of the uncool, but we already knew that.
Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 10-03-2005 08:18:38 AM
Hamburgers, motherfucker, do you eat them?!

""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 10-03-2005 11:23:43 AM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about Pirotess:
I have, and he's right. It was Hamburger Royale or somesuch in Germany. I forget what it was in France.

Same in france, spain, and italy... but that isn't the question at hand.

Whenever I see snugglits name I think of snuggletits.

The worst member of EC.
Live Journal
Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 10-03-2005 03:41:31 PM
quote:
Thus Sprak TheOriginalZane
Whenever I see snugglits name I think of snuggletits.

Wasn't this already brought up in a previous thread??

"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
Toktuk
Pooh Ogre
Keeper of the Shoulders of Peachis Perching
posted 10-04-2005 02:01:31 PM
Half of this thread needs to rewatch Pulp Fiction.

-H

Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-04-2005 02:08:48 PM
quote:
Hellbender had this to say about John Romero:
Half of this thread needs to rewatch Pulp Fiction.

-H


Does Bloodsage look like a bitch?

Sean
posted 10-04-2005 02:24:56 PM
quote:
Verily, Mr. Parcelan doth proclaim:
Does Bloodsage look like a bitch?

Yes.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

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